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The Apex Howler

@theapexhowler.bsky.social
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Storyteller, writer, designer, unapologetic busy body. Dir. of marketing somewhere within the realm of biotechnology.

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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Immigrants are an important thread in the fabric of America. So pls come legally. Come as an invited family, not a thief in the night.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
When I start a talk or speech, I always start with “Ladies and Gentlemen.” This is a classic way of starting a formal address. And I’m sure there are some people who’d be offended. I really don’t care.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So here’s the thing, if you’re asked to get your ass back to the office 5 days a week because it’s what you do as an adult, just do it. We’ve been doing it for decades. If my employer says come back to the office, I’d say sure. Makes no difference to me. I work the same hours anyway.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This LA fire … if we look at the bright side, the construction industry will thrive after this. Hollywood will be busier due to all these celebrities needing more income to rebuild lost homes. Landscapers will also thrive. Any industry that’s going to be involved in rebuilding will thrive.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I can’t even light the coals in my grill with a fire gun. And in windy conditions too. What is causing the burning in LA? The fire looks really angry and mad.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
California used to wear a crown, a pinnacle of beauty and success. Now, it’s been pummeled to the ground into oblivion by the people who ran the state. Drugs, homelessness, fire, crimes, and everything is just getting uglier. Sad. The mayor cut the fire dept.’s budget by $17 mil. What gives!
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I am proud of myself for sleeping through a crying baby for the entire flight from San Fran. I am now numb from wailing sounds.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The billions of dollars that goes into Kamala’s campaign were mismanaged. Period. How dare you keep asking for more donations when you guys have already lost despite the billions of dollars we gave you? How many Hollywood celebrities got paid big time from your campaign money? I’m moving right.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Why do people here hate Trump so much? Well, I believe it’s good theater. Why not give him a chance? I like some of his policies. No?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’m planning to look for new career opportunities and am wondering who would want to hire me. Sending this out to the universe.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
No, instead, give me once again a glorious Rome. Until then, we can be where we are at the moment.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My thoughts exactly.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
That’s how mundane my life is right now.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Halfway through my work I suddenly find myself transported to a remote village in Austria where the Krampus Parade is going to take place. The sun is setting, the snow drifting in the air, and I’m utterly elated by the sight of monsters marching on the street. The sheer terror of it all excites me.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I woke up this beautiful Tuesday morning wondering if I should just dress up for work today. I work from home.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m sitting here in my bed this Thanksgiving day waiting for some people to die, and wondering why these bad people just won’t die.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At this juncture of our political theater, the democrats have fully lost with negative points. The AG has been MIA. The executive branch is still playing nice. Tell me I’m wrong.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Repairman: Nah, you’re good. I would’ve brought mine except that it broke when I stepped on it. And you should know why. (Made a gesture suggesting he’s a big man.) We both laughed. A friendship was formed.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A self deprecating conversation between me and the repairman I hired to fix my washer: Repairman: May I use this stool to step on? Me: Of course. I use it for the same purpose since I’m short.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You will love “The Good Detective” with Josh Groban. Also a good and endearing show. Only one season on Netflix.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pure wisdom.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Everyone, pls take a deep breath. And now exhale slowly through your mouth. Do this three more times. Know this: we’re going to be all right. Promise. Now go out and plan your revenge.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Woke up this morning with a clear purpose in mind: COFFEE.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
There’s an Asian guy. So not all white.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Number one rule of make up is to never forget the neck.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Omg this is what I called a layered joke. It keeps giving.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Is this really part one of two parts? If that’s true, why? And how? The musical is only one part.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Intense.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I dreamt I was in one of Trump’s rallies. I was sitting next to him, and we were friends. I held his arm. I trusted him. It was a good feeling. And I also remembered this distinct smell. Not bad, not good either. I woke up feeling a little “out of order.” Strange.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It is getting harder by the day.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Question is, do they know something is happening to them? They are so self absorbed they may not be aware of their surroundings.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sometimes I wish the worst for these people. But then I recoil because I am better than that.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
How many does X have?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Whoa. This is highly accurate.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Maybe because he has a closet full of his own.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Agreed.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Remember when Trump first became president eons ago, and all the witches in the country said they’d collectively put a hex on him, and they did? What happened?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I don’t care, really. Just curious. Because Mace would have nothing to fear if McBride has fully transitioned. Just wondering if anyone is thinking that.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Because we want to lose again.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We should probably find out ;)
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
For some reason my pal is adamant that it’s Kamala’s fault. Or the dems. She did not vote. But she is a Republican.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The question is, does McBride still have a penis? Isn’t she fully transitioned?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
lol. This is precious! Made my day.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I am in love with BN. I am hoping they have a profile on Bluesky.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
One of my pals just told me she hates Kamala because of what she did to San Francisco. My pal’s from the Bay Area, and she said she’d witnessed the demise of a beautiful city because of the dems. I have seen streets filled with homeless and addicts and they are deplorable. Is my friend correct?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
They just don’t. lol.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I wake up every morning fantasizing about calling in sick for work. I don’t end up actually doing it because I fear I’ll miss out on the office gossip. I need help.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You’re forgiven. She was framed.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I guess it’s meant to be.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Same here. All this white dust is weak. I want a big dump of snow.
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