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The Apex Howler

@theapexhowler.bsky.social
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Storyteller, writer, designer, unapologetic busy body. Dir. of marketing somewhere within the realm of biotechnology.

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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Immigrants are an important thread in the fabric of America. So pls come legally. Come as an invited family, not a thief in the night.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
When I start a talk or speech, I always start with “Ladies and Gentlemen.” This is a classic way of starting a formal address. And I’m sure there are some people who’d be offended. I really don’t care.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So here’s the thing, if you’re asked to get your ass back to the office 5 days a week because it’s what you do as an adult, just do it. We’ve been doing it for decades. If my employer says come back to the office, I’d say sure. Makes no difference to me. I work the same hours anyway.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This LA fire … if we look at the bright side, the construction industry will thrive after this. Hollywood will be busier due to all these celebrities needing more income to rebuild lost homes. Landscapers will also thrive. Any industry that’s going to be involved in rebuilding will thrive.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I can’t even light the coals in my grill with a fire gun. And in windy conditions too. What is causing the burning in LA? The fire looks really angry and mad.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
California used to wear a crown, a pinnacle of beauty and success. Now, it’s been pummeled to the ground into oblivion by the people who ran the state. Drugs, homelessness, fire, crimes, and everything is just getting uglier. Sad. The mayor cut the fire dept.’s budget by $17 mil. What gives!
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I am proud of myself for sleeping through a crying baby for the entire flight from San Fran. I am now numb from wailing sounds.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The billions of dollars that goes into Kamala’s campaign were mismanaged. Period. How dare you keep asking for more donations when you guys have already lost despite the billions of dollars we gave you? How many Hollywood celebrities got paid big time from your campaign money? I’m moving right.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Why do people here hate Trump so much? Well, I believe it’s good theater. Why not give him a chance? I like some of his policies. No?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’m planning to look for new career opportunities and am wondering who would want to hire me. Sending this out to the universe.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Halfway through my work I suddenly find myself transported to a remote village in Austria where the Krampus Parade is going to take place. The sun is setting, the snow drifting in the air, and I’m utterly elated by the sight of monsters marching on the street. The sheer terror of it all excites me.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I woke up this beautiful Tuesday morning wondering if I should just dress up for work today. I work from home.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m sitting here in my bed this Thanksgiving day waiting for some people to die, and wondering why these bad people just won’t die.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At this juncture of our political theater, the democrats have fully lost with negative points. The AG has been MIA. The executive branch is still playing nice. Tell me I’m wrong.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A self deprecating conversation between me and the repairman I hired to fix my washer: Repairman: May I use this stool to step on? Me: Of course. I use it for the same purpose since I’m short.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Everyone, pls take a deep breath. And now exhale slowly through your mouth. Do this three more times. Know this: we’re going to be all right. Promise. Now go out and plan your revenge.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Woke up this morning with a clear purpose in mind: COFFEE.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I dreamt I was in one of Trump’s rallies. I was sitting next to him, and we were friends. I held his arm. I trusted him. It was a good feeling. And I also remembered this distinct smell. Not bad, not good either. I woke up feeling a little “out of order.” Strange.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Remember when Trump first became president eons ago, and all the witches in the country said they’d collectively put a hex on him, and they did? What happened?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
One of my pals just told me she hates Kamala because of what she did to San Francisco. My pal’s from the Bay Area, and she said she’d witnessed the demise of a beautiful city because of the dems. I have seen streets filled with homeless and addicts and they are deplorable. Is my friend correct?
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I wake up every morning fantasizing about calling in sick for work. I don’t end up actually doing it because I fear I’ll miss out on the office gossip. I need help.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Democrats let things happen. They don’t do anything drastic. They don’t fight back. They are too nice. They are too soft. They are the good guys. And good guys never win. I wish I am wrong. I hope I am wrong. But so far, it’s been the case.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I live in Utah near a city called Kaysville which is predominantly Mormons. Over 90% of them had voted for no homeless warming centers in their city. They wouldn’t even let a Presbyterian church open its doors. There’s a Mormon church in every block here, yet there’s never room in the “inn.”
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Is there no consequence to evil doing anymore? Pls people, I need answers.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
America is in dire need of an intervention. SOS.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think I am smitten by Martha Stewart after watching her documentary. I am inspired. Let’s go cook up a storm.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I've been following these theories of how there will be a big "check mate" surprise by the Dems soon, and that Kamala will be our 47th. But honestly, I think that is just our grief talking, collectively. We need to just be brave and move on. But never forget: our fight is far from over.
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The Apex Howler @theapexhowler.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I came here from X to see where the party went. I was told this is going to a fun ride. I have my goggles and helmet. Let's fly.
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