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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@zachlowenba.bsky.social
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
david is so washed. spitz is the king of sunflower seeds
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
gonna tell my grandchildren i was clapper of the week
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
tempted to do a cartwheel for self harm reasons
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
big day for damian lillard toyota
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
in a throuple with my wife and a pregnancy pillow
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
fast food mobile ordering saved my marriage
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
taco bell rewards status slipped from fire to hot and i weight more now than i did before
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
fucking miracle potatoes are nutritious
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
had mixed results today
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
vacuum lines on the carpet get me going
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
would recommend against listening to ‘i know how you die’ by snooze on a turbulent flight
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
bout to drop some sausages on the stone
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
monopoly web3 edition: - blockchain puts banker out of the job - railroads are hyperloop tunnels and don’t make money - electric company is most valuable property due to ai server farm demand - jail? no. there are no regulations - boardwalk goes underwater two hours in due to climate change
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
greet death and stay inside singles on the same day? feasting
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
spotify, give me the three cheers re-release
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
the nerds they use on gummy clusters are too small. we can handle the grown up nerds
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
does @wweek.com have a working rss feed anymore? www.wweek.com/arcio/rss/ doesn't work
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
dare i dairy
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
how does the youtube video load and play before the title is even rendered
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
dei ain’t dead. sushi and steak taking over the old cracker barrel
a coming soon sign for a sushi and steak restaurant at a former cracker barrel location
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
keep christ out of christmas
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i like to dine locally as much as i can. even though they usually mess up my order, i always go to the taco bell nearest my house
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
is this the worst person you know? or is it me when they’re right?
the worst person you know meme guy
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
just farted
a smirking bernedoodle
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
i think they’re admitting they were a below average length and a dick from birth
google search of “average length of baby” with result 19-20 inches
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
3 > 1 > 4 >>>> 5 > 2 = 6
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
the world’s better without fitch, but where would millennial women be without abercrombie
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
i wish more of my coworkers were autistic
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
short, light, and loathsome
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
panera dressing sweeter than lime gatorade
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
prepared to send death threats to anyone who makes a move on joe and eva in survivor 48
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
¡oh, no!
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
no
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
is this a plot to get people to buy out of season strawberries like valentine's day
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
and it whipped
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i feel a guilt when using ordered lists. i'm not trying to count the number of items. i just want each item to be identifiable by a number
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
what if my kink was shaming kinks?
john quinones from the show what would you do
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
rite aid maps.app.goo.gl/MSv4mdGjCBrj...
google street view image of the selling building from june 2019
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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Ain't no one beating this tonight ... 🧨 Highest Dunk Score from Wed. 🧨 Shaedon Sharpe (113.9!) vs. the Wiz
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
this is the violence canadians are capable of. be warned, trump
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
fully submerged in the lagoon of youth
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
publix sublix
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
just recalled a common breakfast i ate growing up was a baked (i.e microwaved) potato smothered in gravy
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i’m bewilder that i can open up the dishwasher mid cycle
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
tested my will power and now the remaining cookies in the trader joe’s tub are stale. simultaneous win and loss
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
what’s that fire pit?
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the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
never have milk but always craving biscuits and gravy
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Barely Civil @barelycivil.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
We need an emo Dave Matthews Band
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