the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025david is so washed. spitz is the king of sunflower seeds 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025gonna tell my grandchildren i was clapper of the week 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 23/07/2025tempted to do a cartwheel for self harm reasons 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025in a throuple with my wife and a pregnancy pillow 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025fast food mobile ordering saved my marriage 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025taco bell rewards status slipped from fire to hot and i weight more now than i did before 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025would recommend against listening to ‘i know how you die’ by snooze on a turbulent flight 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/04/2025monopoly web3 edition: - blockchain puts banker out of the job - railroads are hyperloop tunnels and don’t make money - electric company is most valuable property due to ai server farm demand - jail? no. there are no regulations - boardwalk goes underwater two hours in due to climate change 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/04/2025greet death and stay inside singles on the same day? feasting 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025spotify, give me the three cheers re-release 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025the nerds they use on gummy clusters are too small. we can handle the grown up nerds 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025does @wweek.com have a working rss feed anymore? www.wweek.com/arcio/rss/ doesn't work 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025how does the youtube video load and play before the title is even rendered 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025dei ain’t dead. sushi and steak taking over the old cracker barrel 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025i like to dine locally as much as i can. even though they usually mess up my order, i always go to the taco bell nearest my house 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025is this the worst person you know? or is it me when they’re right? 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025the world’s better without fitch, but where would millennial women be without abercrombie 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025i wish more of my coworkers were autistic 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025panera dressing sweeter than lime gatorade 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025prepared to send death threats to anyone who makes a move on joe and eva in survivor 48 020
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025i feel a guilt when using ordered lists. i'm not trying to count the number of items. i just want each item to be identifiable by a number 110
Reposted by the anxious anusJ.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Ain't no one beating this tonight ... 🧨 Highest Dunk Score from Wed. 🧨 Shaedon Sharpe (113.9!) vs. the Wiz 413112
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025just recalled a common breakfast i ate growing up was a baked (i.e microwaved) potato smothered in gravy 100
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i’m bewilder that i can open up the dishwasher mid cycle 100
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025tested my will power and now the remaining cookies in the trader joe’s tub are stale. simultaneous win and loss 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025never have milk but always craving biscuits and gravy 000
Reposted by the anxious anusBarely Civil @barelycivil.bsky.social · 22/02/2025We need an emo Dave Matthews Band 3102
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025we’re due for a game changing, new emoji 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 20/02/2025free as a bee? your beekeeper likes the way you think 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025thinking about vans. what they can haul. how those things can be hauled 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 19/02/2025you gotta be a sicko to have a lightbulb cooler than 3000k in your home 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025attn: companies re: product placement opportunity - give me your products - i place them in my house - some people see them (wife and dog) - ??? - negligible losses 110
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025gonna kms cause the espresso machine won’t connect to wifi 010
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 08/02/2025pray your parents die in summer to get that estate sale traffic 011
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 07/02/2025there’s beauty in ambiguity. you don’t have to overconstrain yourself 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025my barber thinks the govt is brainwashing us with fluoride. so you know he's a master of his craft 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025they’re doxxing the doctors with alternative lifestyles 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025could we get a world leader to be honest and admit that they do not look forward to working with trump 000
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025if the mavs wanted defense, they should’ve traded for dominayton. no one contests three point shots from the paint like him 120
the anxious anus @theanxiousanus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025we’re gonna pick up chauncey’s team option 000
