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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Grandmother who I have blocked butt dialed me and the first thing I hear in her messages is her TV on Newsmax at full blast, saying "I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH CANCEL CULTURE!" no thanks

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another update on the Democrat spam texts saga: they're switching to straight up emotional manipulation. That is so fucking funny "Maybe they were right about you"... is diabolical

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Democrats: "man we really alienated our voter base in 2024, but how can we make ourselves even more unvotable?"

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ngl if you're a cis guy and I see you post shit like this in response to an ongoing rape case, this does the opposite of make me comfortable. Using rape as engagement fodder is performative and I don't trust you

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When I'm in a continue to harass me after I've repeatedly said stop challenge and my opponent is my family

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

James Talarico just updated his donation requirements from $1 to $25. Are my dollars not enough for you sir? I HATE THIS FUCKING PHONE NUMBER

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Huge fan of how Norm MacDonald always was repping the United States dollar

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I like the phrase "moral quagmire" because it actually means something but sounds funny

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Worst part of being disabled with a wheelchair in public that no one talks about is God forbid you just wanna wheel around for a bit outside to build your upper body strength and every 10 minutes some random person you've never met asks if you're okay

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Cornell 7 sounds way too cool and mysterious Just call them the Cornell rapists bro

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The concept of trying to get the vote by saying "actually our opponent strongly detests genocide" is the most Israel thing ever

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guy who genuinely believes white genocide is a bigger problem than racism: "woman is the cracker of the world"

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's so cute when a cop says "I'm here to serve and protect MY COMMUNITY!" awww you think you're welcome here? :)

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Kelly ૮･ﻌ･ა 🫪 @pfkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So sad he was shot dead last year :( or we could have asked him

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Democratic politicians to people legitimately living dollar to dollar

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Found this old clip of a Charlie Kirk debate about Palestine on Instagram and I can't believe he actually looked like that and that one photo of him smiling appears to actually not be photoshopped

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Son, don't you get involved in politics, religion, or other people's quarrels." "But GOD gave me a stage" He's so bad at being a performative fence sitter that he can't even last one bar lmao

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Back in 2021, when the star of Cory in the house got outted as a pedophile, I was shocked. But now years later I just realized he's one of the greatest method actors of all time and took his role as president off screen

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whoever had this phone number before me was the most annoying piece of shit in the universe

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Unfunny people trying to be edgy always gotta pick either arson or tax fraud. It's literally never anything else. It's always arson or tax fraud

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It was dismissed purely due to statute of limitations too

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Steven Tyler after writing a song about a daughter killing her father for assaulting her as a child just to go on to rape more underage groupies

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whenever I order shit online at this point I get refunded like hours later without asking, someone knows I'm flat broke 😔

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just like he did to all his friends who spoke out ❤️

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It literally gave me a script for a whole episode what the fuck I didn't even ask anything

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not only did I not ask, I don't even know where to start

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Copied and pasted this into Google to see if anyone made this joke before and this is what Gemini tried to give me in the overview

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mordecai from regular show the type of guy to learn about periods and start performatively crying

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Too little too late, not a single anti-zionist cares about your bullshit statement and now the Zionists are also mad at you. Cancel your tour Edward

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't think you need mass surveillance systems to check if your rice is fully cooked but what do I know

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

NYPD is the modern day people's police and should not be included in ACAB

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I swear to God every site is just becoming more hitler. I could be watching literally anything and this is what YouTube puts in my suggested feed

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