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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I need a Where's Waldo crossover with Dante's Inferno so I can look for him in the various layers of hell.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have gender dysphonia, it's just a really hard word for me to say.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Apparently I am not allowed to refer to a hypothetical mass killing of childcare workers as a "shoot'nanny"

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I like maps of just the USA by itself because Hawaii is always popping up below saying "HI!" and then you can hear someone go "AK" while hacking up the phlegm globber that is Alaska.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Imagining a bizarro version of the flying Zardoz head saying "the penis is good, the gun is evil" before vomiting dildos from the sky.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I thought a "posterior chain" was some BDSM thing but apparently it's when your back, hips, and hammies unionize and go on strike for more stretches.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Vivacious Lady on HBO. 1930s rom com with Ginger Rogers and Jimmy Stewart.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

A giant Trojan egg with a person hiding inside of it. It's like the only thing they know how to do is hide people in stuff.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

And somehow gender affirming care is "ideologically motivated" but forced detransition isn't.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Gurl, are you a gas powered engine? Cause I'm looking to internally combust in you.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My underwear has wash instructions telling me not to iron or dry clean it. One of these days I am going to rebel and starch it till it's stiff and crispy.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Unless things have changed, Germany is the route most troops take when deploying to the Middle East. Rotator flight out of BWI to Ramstein Air Base.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Shout out to the Herring Run Nursery in Baltimore for pointing me towards this initiative. They have a great selection of natives if you're in the area. Native plants are so much easier to care for if you find gardening overwhelming. They are built to survive in MD! dnr.maryland.gov/forests/Page...

dnr.maryland.gov

5 Million Trees

An official website of the State of Maryland.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

If you aren't able to plant things in your own living space, reach out to friends and family to ask if you can plant on theirs. A lot of folks are too busy with other aspects of life to even consider it on their own but have the land. I just planted a native tree in my neighbor's yard on Sunday!

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

When both options are "the patriarchy"

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Somewhere out there a dyslexic person is excited to watch Law & Order SVU for the first time because they absolutely love sport utility vehicles.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Baltimore is relatively affordable for coastal cities and very trans friendly. Its proximity to more affluent cities like DC and Philly make living there as an artist viable.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Reminds me of that insane documentary 'Tickled' about the dark side of professional tickling.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I'm a Tetsuya Nakadai in Harakiri gal myself but I wouldn't say no to Mifune.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Imagine how much more chaotic things would get if major rare earth metal mines were also attacked. We've already seen silver and gold prices rise tremendously over the last 20 years as they get used more in tech.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

That he is able to still say "yes, sir" and "you're welcome" is a testament to self control.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I need massive amounts of botox on my palms so I can go around messing with palm readers.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

And they're releasing another one, Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, next month too. It's like they're really committed to bad things happening in the world.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Somewhere out there a lady named Luna is waxing her gibbous

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I am known to own caribeners

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Tricking someone into believing a word means something it doesn't should be called 'getting lexiconned'

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I'm too afraid to find out!

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I don't like that "salubrious" and "lugubrious" are both real words.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Maybe their grandma has a tiny C stick?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

"We apologize for the inconvenience this causes you." Sure. They may as well have just signed off the official letter "get fucked".

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The feds would probably call it "sex accepting"

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I knew if I didn't fall asleep before the SOTU, I would possibly read a headline that pissed me off and kept me awake for hours. So yeah, stretched, read in bed and was asleep before 9pm. Maybe every day should be the SOTU.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Look, not all of us have the luxury of losing weight the old fashioned way (death by crucifixion) and it doesn't help that my calendar is telling me I have a Fat Ash.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I just added micronized progesterone to my regimen and for some reason that has a peanut allergy warning. I need to go to dinner parties with bio med folks so I can grill them on why certain meds use certain oils. Like I think my estradiol is in sesame oil?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

'Happy Baby' I get and I have seen babies in that position but 'Child's Pose'? I don't think that's something children naturally do.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

'Mama Said Knock You Out' was clearly about her dream for LL to become an anesthesiologist.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Caught a blueberry with my thighs and it felt like a rejected WarioWare microgame.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I hate slipping on all these war dongs! I tell my kids to put them away but everywhere I look it's nothing but war dongs.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Hearing someone else cry in the movie theater while you're already quietly sobbing is such a relief. It's like when someone else farts in yoga class.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I wonder if Popeye ever uses spinach in the bedroom as a marital aid?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I know! It makes me introspective when I don't constantly have a stream of dumb jokes to put on bluesky. Like am I actually happy so I don't need humor to lighten my mood or am I secretly depressed so the jokes won't come? Or is it just that my ADHD meds are working as intended?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Thinking about her dress from the Grammys and just imagining her character parachuting in but the parachute is attached to her nipple rings.

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