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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have gender dysphonia, it's just a really hard word for me to say.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Apparently I am not allowed to refer to a hypothetical mass killing of childcare workers as a "shoot'nanny"

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I like maps of just the USA by itself because Hawaii is always popping up below saying "HI!" and then you can hear someone go "AK" while hacking up the phlegm globber that is Alaska.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I thought a "posterior chain" was some BDSM thing but apparently it's when your back, hips, and hammies unionize and go on strike for more stretches.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Gurl, are you a gas powered engine? Cause I'm looking to internally combust in you.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My underwear has wash instructions telling me not to iron or dry clean it. One of these days I am going to rebel and starch it till it's stiff and crispy.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Somewhere out there a dyslexic person is excited to watch Law & Order SVU for the first time because they absolutely love sport utility vehicles.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I need massive amounts of botox on my palms so I can go around messing with palm readers.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Somewhere out there a lady named Luna is waxing her gibbous

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Tricking someone into believing a word means something it doesn't should be called 'getting lexiconned'

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I don't like that "salubrious" and "lugubrious" are both real words.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

'Happy Baby' I get and I have seen babies in that position but 'Child's Pose'? I don't think that's something children naturally do.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Caught a blueberry with my thighs and it felt like a rejected WarioWare microgame.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Hearing someone else cry in the movie theater while you're already quietly sobbing is such a relief. It's like when someone else farts in yoga class.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I wonder if Popeye ever uses spinach in the bedroom as a marital aid?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Apparently "persnickety" with an S is the North American standard and "pernickety" with no S is the UK standard but it's not worth fussing over trivial details like this.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Who are these people backing into parking spots at Costco? Are they just there for a hot dog?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Kudos to the fine folks working as inspectors at the fish sauce factory who diligently ensure that every drop, in every bottle, smells like the correct ratio of buttholes and armpits. I would love to fill a bottle with vanilla extract and watch someone's face as they go in expecting reeky feet.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I like being around random parents dealing with their kids because I get to hear all their near curses. Today a frustrated mom exclaimed "mother of pearl!" at her stubborn child.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

When your phone is balanced precariously on a ledge and the vibration of a notification causes it to fall...

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

There are two wolves inside me, one that wants cute bracelets to wear to pilates and the other that thinks wearing jewelry to go exercise is a frivolous and actively bad idea.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

When I got to where the stoplight normally is and it wasn't there, I realized that I had gone the wrong way down a one way street. Good news is that no stoplight means "no turn on red" laws don't apply so I got out of there in a hurry.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Had a dream someone put a stick of butter in their bathroom soap dish and woke up laughing. Dream humor is something else.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

My guilty pleasure is reading the clinical notes after a doctor's visit. I like to pretend I'm in middle school and the doctor's notes are the diary of someone I have a crush on. OMG, did you hear Billy say that my head was "completely atraumatic"?! I would so let him change that...

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

We need some sort of uber advent calendar that gives you a new individual advent calendar everyday.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

It's almost time to dust off your labia menorahs and celebrate Gynechanukah.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

If I had a 3D printer, I would make fake bars of soap to mess with my guests.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I think the hardest thing about transitioning was switching to a diet made primarily of trans fat. It's nothing but Crisco and discontinued snacks from the 90s that I find unopened on ebay.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I didn't realize the space between the vulva and the vagina was referred to as the vestibule. I don't know how to feel about that exactly except to suggest that guests remove their shoes before entering further.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Me snoozing my alarm clock is just a cry for help to my bladder for it to wake me up.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

It wasn't that long ago I learned about Accident, Maryland and now it seems that Crapo, MD also exists. What other mysteriously bad town names does the Old Line State have in store for me?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

It's 2025, why don't we have a reality show where someone beats up a car for 30 seconds?

Bonus game in Street Fighter 2 The World Warrior.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I wonder how often someone performing a circumcision is thoroughly impressed by their own work? "It took 3000 baby dicks but finally, I have achieved perfection, the pinnacle of my life's art!"

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Side splits are a goal of mine so I am watching a 30 minute ballet training video on it. The main problem with all this is the giant plate of nachos I am scarfing down while watching.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Thank you for sending me a 5 digit authentication code from your 5 digit robo-text number, I promise I won't get these two confused with them right next to each other.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I think my desire for a larger bust and the lower cut tops that enables is really just because it would give me more real estate for crazy necklaces.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

We live in a world where 'upright' and 'downright' aren't opposites of each other. Maybe it should be 'downleft' instead except that's not a thing. And you may find things 'uplifting' but not 'uplefting'.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I need a game spoof of ICE where it's "NICE" and you're a swat team that breaks into the homes of needy people in order to help them. Like a more militant version of Sneak King, that Xbox 360 Burger King game where you sneak up on hungry people to feed them.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

If you want to add a pinch of awkwardness to your daily encounters, start pronouncing "secretly" like secrete instead of secret.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Do you think traditional origami artists feel a sting of dishonor if they choose something other than paper in Rock, Paper, Scissors?

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Some words have too many vowels in them. I think whoever came up with this name was dictating it and had a mouth full of peanut butter.

Wiki for Araucariaceae, a word I can't pronounce.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I drove past a place called "Terrace Motel" except the lights in TER were burnt out so it just said "race motel" like something from the Jim Crow south.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Fairly certain the Epstein files would have already been released if there was a trans person in them.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

On today's episode of "Who Wore It Better?"

Box art for the Pro Wrestling game for the Sega Master System where a wrestler is seemingly putting their own disembodied head in a headlock.

Limestone sculpture of Saint Denis holding his own head from the excellent (and free) Walter's Museum in Baltimore.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I am sure there are legitimate reasons to ask this question but I think it's a bit redundant/ridiculous.

Questionnaire asking a question that seems redundant.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

You know how some food products will have recipes on their packaging? I want to do that with toiletries and cosmetics. Like a shampoo bottle with a recipe for tuna salad on the back of it.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I think there would be less unsolicited dick picks if people knew the odds of success up front like with state regulated gambling.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Instead of one whole month for appreciation/awareness, bisexuals should have half of two separate months.

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Anne Scott @theakscott.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Thinking of Armani passing away and wondering what kind of suit he'll be buried in. I feel like it's probably illegal to have a closed casket funeral as a fashion designer.

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