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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I have just been approached in Morrisons by a man (and his seemingly nonplussed wife) who wanted to say he thought my work-in-progress beard was "magnificent" and "biblical". This is new to me. I knew of the 'male gaze' (and try to avoid doing it) but the 'male beard gaze' is a whole new thing.

A photo of me, with a slightly bemused yet smug look.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Funny how gigs can make me feel 20 mentally but 80 physically, but so worth it. Three gigs in two weeks and the buzz will last a long time. Thank you @wardxvi.bsky.social and @pulveriseuk.bsky.social, such an amazing set of shows, appreciate all the effort you put into it.

Photo of me and V, the drummer from the band Pulverise.

Photo of me, Rico and partner from the band Ward XVI

Photo of me with V and Tom from the band Pulverise.

Photo of me with Psychoberrie, the lead singer of the band Ward XVI.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Why yes, I, as a grown man did indeed shed a tear or two at the end of Yakuza 6.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

It's heeeeeere! Well, at home, I now have the agonising wait until I can leave work and listen (until the download code appears anyway). I've not been this excited to listen to an album in quite a while, really looking forward to diving into @wardxvi.bsky.social's third album.

Picture of the third album and related t-shirt by the band Ward XVI.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Smiling and secretly rocking in the office listening to @wardxvi.bsky.social's radio residency on @primordialradio.bsky.social. New album next week and launch gig to follow - really feeling the anticipation now!

Screenshot of a phone showing the Primordial Radio app, current programme is an interview with the band Ward XVI.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Look, it's not that I'm egotistical or have trouble passing a mirror or anything, but I just want to say that after my music video debut in Square Wild's 'Sloth' last year, I am ruddy chuffed to show my mad 'walking through a door' skillz in @wardxvi.bsky.social's new video for 'Legion'.

Me, on a bridge in a park Dad Dancing to Sloth by Square Wild.

Me, walking through a door pulling my best moody face in the music video for Legion by Ward XVI

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Three quarters of the Fam and Millie Manders after another fantastic @milliemanders.bsky.social gig. Just an incredible band on record and live, with huge hearts to boot. Adore them.

My child, me and my wife with Millie Manders after a gig.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I have decided I might start wearing a hat. Is this an age thing? Nobody warned me about this, that I'll one day suddenly find myself online browsing fedoras, trilbys, pork pies and cheeky little toppers wondering what best defines me.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Such a good night last night, seeing Marisa and the Moths. I needed that, singing my little tone deaf heart out while lost in the crowd! The whole band and crew are such lovely people too. And yes, yes I did dye my beard pink.

Photo of my child, Marisa from the band Marisa and the Moths and me after a gig.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

My body is ready (that's it on the right) for the premiere of the new @wardxvi.bsky.social single Blood is the New Black, tonight at 8pma youtu.be/_9h5qkMbI_w?...

Photo of me and a skeleton sat on a sofa.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

First listen of the new @wardxvi.bsky.social single. It sounds absolutely massive, this is going to be stunning live!

Screenshot of the Primordial Radio app, showing the Ward XVI single Blood is the New Black currently playing.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Ghost is basically just Stonehenge by Spinal Tap.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

The Stages of Growing a Beard While Working in an All Male Office. 0-5 Months: No comments. 5-7 Months: "Are you growing a beard?" 7-9 Months: "Joining ZZ Top?" 9-10 months: Clandestine corridor conversations with other beard adjacent colleagues over barber recommendations and grooming tips.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Is there a word for the anxiety you feel when you're rolling slowly in heavy traffic, look in the rear view mirror and notice the driver of the car rolling up behind you is looking down, almost if they have their phone in their lap?

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

If we hadn't looked the other way and tolerated Clippy back then we wouldn't be suffering this AI malarkey now. I refuse to accept it until we get Marvin the Paranoid Android as an option. "Brain the size of a planet and you're asking me if it's true dogs can't look up."

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

If anyone needs me, I'll be back in Skyrim for the foreseeable future.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

It's Monday, I'm at work and my new boots are hurting. Still, earbuds are in. First up, @milliemanders.bsky.social. Personal opinion and YMMV, but this album is sooo good, one of the rare ones I listen to start to finish without skipping a track. Beautiful, honest, rightfully angry.

Cover of the album Wake Up, Shut Up, Work by Millie Manders and the Shutup

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Surely any time saving benefits of ChatGPT are lost because of the sheer amount of time people who use the glorified gobby spellchecker keep wanging on to each other about how they use it.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I've never tried heroin, but there is no way you can convince me it's more addictive than mint Matchmakers.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Back in the office then and here, in no particular order, are this season's most annoying ringtones- i) The 'tok tak ting' one that sounds like a wood deerscarer ii) The simple 'ding' one iii) Honking clown car horn iv) The tinkling one like a fairy falling down five flights of stairs

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

A full set of beard chalks for Christmas? This is going to be a very colourful year! Ignore the dragged through a hedge backwards and upside down look, I hadn't hot brushed, softened, balmed, oiled, waxed and combed yet. Because yes, yes I am high maintenance, darlink.

Photo of the poster with an unkempt beard coloured green and light red.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I'm a fifty-something man. I'm... I'm.... I'm going to have to lick it, aren't I?

Coin battery packaging, claiming it has a repulsive taste to deter small children from putting a battery in their mouths.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

7 am. Me: Hmmm, I think I'll try that smartwatch my son bought me again. 9 am. Watch: Hey! How about going for a brisk walk? 11 am. Watch: Hello? You haven't moved for a while, maybe try raising your arms a few times? 12 pm. Watch: Um. Breathing exercises? Breathe deep... in... out...

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I do like the cut of BlueSky's jib, but I can't help miss the Temu ads on Twitter, if only to see what the latest fever dream of someone from the Retirement Home for Distressed Product Designers had conjured up.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I sent out an email at work today, using - tongue so far in my cheek my ear was getting wet - the phrase "quantifiably add simplification in the work based documentosphere arena moving forward". Concerningly, only one person in the large 'to' list felt this was questionable.

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The Aggressive Hippy @theaggressivehippy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

A workmate occasionally asks me "living the dream?" as a greeting, in an "everything is awful isn't it?" kinda way. Well. I have a wife and kids I love, a happy home, car I like to drive, a little more money than month. So yes, I am living the dream I had 20 years ago. It's good to remember that.

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