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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

ahem. Lemme break out the template ZOMG I CANNOT BELIEVE PRESIDENT ___________ INVADED ___________ AND CAPTURED __________! I GUESS HE WANTED THEIR OIL.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Basically, if I have to jump through hoops to tolerate you when your philosophies cry out for the destruction of my friends, I ain’t jumpin’.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

🎶 Oh the weather outside is frightful 🎶 Yes the weather outside is frightful 🎶 Since the weather outside is frightful 🎶 Yes it’s frightful 🎶 Yes it’s frightful 🎶 Yes it’s frightful!

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

AND ANOTHER THING don't worry about the VF paywall, just search "Vanity Fair" on any social media and you'll find pretty much all the photos in all their magnificence.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

This is a building full of self-promoting, self-aggrandizing idiots, grifters, and yes-beings who are In Over Their Head (check how much wall height is visible above and behind them). It's a glorious exercise in visual expression. And satire. And sarcasm. And anger. 6/6

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

none of the gilt or glam of the current incumbent, nor the more sedate (and reasonable?) pomp and circumstance of the WH under Biden, Obama, either Bush, hell... ANYONE with any freaking sense or taste. 5/?

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

The washed-out institutional lighting, random "what is THAT doing there?" decor and set pieces, an autographed photo leaning against a frame but not framed, demonstrably cheap art prints... 4/?

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Check the state of the rooms in the People's House: slapdash baseboard repairs, uncaulked, paint slapped on... exposed cords, random light and thermostat panes. 3/?

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Check the rumpledness of the people - the Brobdignadian close-ups on injection sites, botox scars, premature wrinkling and dehydration marks. The choice of unhemmed pants, pretending to button a non-existent coat button on a 1 button coat, the squirrely hair, the unkempt makeup. 2/?

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Don't worry about the VF Paywall, just search "Vanity Fair" on any social media site and you'll be able to see pretty much every photo. --- One of the overriding themes in the Vanity Fair photoshoot is how These People Do Not Belong Here and This Place Is Going To Hell. 1/?

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

It’s official! Come see Tobias inflict his TROUBADORK Show at the New Braunfels Renaissance Faire You can find him… at the LARK AND BALL TAVERN Friday 6:30 & 8:30 Saturday 2:30, 5:30, and 7:30 Sunday 12:00 & 5:30 New hat! New instrument! And the usual shenanigans! This weekend!

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Phrases I am proud I came up with (ongoing series) "YOU NON-EUCLIDEAN DINGBAT!"

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

You know what’s beautiful? share.google/SsDY01PJ6IfT...

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

"Wow." "I did not know if that was going to work." "That was incredibly cruel." "You just wait till he discovers genitalia." (in the distance) "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING T-OW!"

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Dialog Fragment: "COWER, MORTAL, FOR I AM-" "Wow, first day with the corporeal body, huh?" "I AM NOW MANIFEST! FOR -" "So have you figured out how to keep from biting your own tongue all the time?" "WHAT -OW! HOW DO YOU- OW! YOU WILL P-OW! FIEND-OW!" (this goes on for a while in the background)

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

She perked right up (“it me!”) looks around for the source of the bellow and saw me. “TOBIAS!!!” “WHERE?!?!??” Laughing and hugs ensued. At Faire, at her request, I am now obligated to greet her with that declaration.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

True story: one of my friends transitioned and came to Renfair as a new character. I came to viait, saw her at a table in character, and could not remember her character name. In a mild panic I engaged my diaphragm and bellowed “OI! GIANT WOMAN!!!!”

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Isaac Chotiner saves money by having the entire interview by himself in a room with a closed door.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

FINALLY THE PAPER REALIZES ITS TRUE POTENTIAL AS A ROLLED UP WEAPON TO BE USED AGAINST JEFF BEZOS

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Dialog fragment (must happen rapidly) "Have you ever been hit in the face with a broom?"" "What -" WHAP "Have you ever been hit in the face twice with a broom?"

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

... I'm sorry but I see the words "Right" and "Wing" and "Intellectual" but when you put them together like that I just hear someone playing a trumpet with a plunger

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT PUTTING ANOTHER FENCE IN FRONT OF THE ICE FENCE IN CHICAGO. THAT I'M AWARE OF. I MEAN, I'M NOT A LAWYER. BUT IF YOU PUT UP A FENCE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR GATE I MEAN WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? THEY *WANTED* A FENCE THERE...

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

.... and here we see the lesser North American Internet Edgelord, in his natural habitat... somehow both lurking behind a tree in a forest AND posting incessantly to social media ...

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

HAY GUYZ I CAN TUNE THE 20 GAUGE HIGH G TO A LOW G AND IT DOES NOT SUCK

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I have had multiple people call me a bard OUTSIDE of a Renfair environment this week, and I am 100% not certain how I feel about that beyond "I ... am RESISTANT to calling myself that"

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

So now I'm gonna screw around with lowball-tuning the high G string and when I want a low G strung banjolele, I guess I have to use my father's banjolele, which I inherited. Yes, I can say "This is my father's banjolele" which is a phrase almost no one is prepared to hear.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

TODAY I LEARNED that since an Banjolele from the Outdoor Ukulele Company of Bend, OR is designed to take a high G (20) string - specifically in the clever slotty thing at the tailpiece - One cannot restring it with a low G (40) string.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

This man was the epitome of "gusto" out there. We all wanted to be him, or at least be around him when he was out there in the dust because he was one of The Ones That Made This Faire. An all-around Good Fellow. Tell stories and rile the crowd. He'd love that.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Will Wood. Fist at the sky! Point at the ground! Fist at the sky! Point at the ground!

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

"Jacket Aprons"... you are calling "Jacket Aprons" into existence and I don't think that was your goal, sir.

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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

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ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
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On it, boss!
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Bad news, boss!

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I posted a picture of me being the IT guy in the seminar yesterday and got favorited by about 400 bots within 2 hours.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

NYT went on to say that the ideology looked at them

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 11/09/2025

Some people apparently have very strong takes on whether it's required to have a take, and some mean names to go with them. My point is that when everyone else already has a take about something you don't feel like investing your mental energy in, it's cool to sit this one out. Take the day off.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

So now I get to be smart about computers to a bunch of engineers after spending way too much time blarting on social media at 2am in the freaking morning…

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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 10/09/2025

If an argument causes you to declare your opponent looks tasty, that’s an ad hominomnomnom attack

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Thus can only lead to unsolicited snaps of your poop deck

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

seriously start replying with “Charlie Kirk WHO” and watch the fun.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A reminder to go do something that doesn’t involve sitting up chronically online at 3am trying to empty your brain enough to catch some more sleep before you have to go be smart for people at 7am

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JLMeyer @jenniferlmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

My OC: Bunny archer comforting the winged bunnies #sketchbook #copic

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

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Matthew Legare, aka Tobias the Adequate @theadequate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

most of us are STILL just trying to get from one day to the next and deserve a little grace

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