Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/09/2026America hasn’t been this excited about a guy named Ben since thet one guy flew a kite in lightning 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10/09/2026“There’s a man on the wing!”static.klipy.comUgly Monster EncounterALT: Ugly Monster Encounter 020
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/09/2026I played really well today for the most part so get ready for me trying to reverse jinx myself every time 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/09/2026Getting up early to play golf at 7:15 on a Saturday seems insane since I have the luxury of sleeping in, but let me tell you what, it actually is insane Paying money to be abused rather than getting money to be abused is a clear form of psychosis 210
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 04/09/2026Starting to get the opinion that Elon Musk is not a smart person 0110
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 04/09/2026It's almost as if the people running the show are not working in the best interests of the people who elected them, and instead working in the best interests of... others. Almost. 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/09/2026Might as well just shut down the entire Clippers franchise honestly 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 28/08/2026And by the by, before then they were openly calling 44 the Antichrist in the days prior to the rise of someone more disgusting than like 95% of the villians in the Bible 071
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 27/08/2026My weirdness going on display: I hear Peter Cullen dies and instead of thinking about Optimus Prime, I immediately recall KARR in Knight Rider 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/08/2026Yes it’s my fault for slicing it right but seriously why are there so many black holes on golf courses 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/08/2026My favorite part of golf is when you hit the ball, watch the ball, see it land, then head over to where it stopped, and the ball is not there Love that shit 100
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026A time traveler from the year 2000 is really confused by Philly hating on Allen Iverson though 020
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026Spoiler alert: That guy isn't just crazy, he's fucking crazier than a shithouse mouse 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026It took me 3-4 weeks to finish Persona 4. It took me 3-4 *years* to finish Persona 5. It would click with me, then unclick, then I would put it away and try again in 6 months, click again... etc. I had a major love/hate relationship with P5 to the point that I never tried Royal. 010
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/08/2026May the love Natalie Harp has for Donald Trump never find you 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/08/2026She isn't wrong, and it's by design, because if their base is focused on dumb shit they don't have to work hard on actual important stuff because "nobody cares" 020
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 19/08/2026“Kaki? Didn’t Obama wear a suit of that color one time?” 010
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 13/08/2026Meanwhile Bluesky users to Threadsstatic.klipy.comDon Draper: I Don't Think About You At AllALT: Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All 0200
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10/08/2026I only play number 2 golf balls because my game is total shit 010
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026Rationalizing the purchase of a Beck jersey tonight is not what I expected to be doing tonight but yet 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026Just remembered the last time the Cardinals were truly good the starting QB was named… Carsonstatic.klipy.comMan in Suit Makes Expressive GestureALT: Man in Suit Makes Expressive Gesture 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026I’m scared. What is this feeling? Hope? Possibilities???? 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026Siri, would it be inappropriate to retroactively name my son Carson 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026Dozens of Cardinals fans currently sitting on the edge of their couches with unexpected optimism (Spoiler alert it’s a mirage) 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026Currently desperately trying to not talk myself into the Carson Beck Era 100
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 06/08/2026The awesome thing about the Royal Rumble coming to PHX next year is that rather than my immediate instinct be to "buy tix, WWE is affordable for all!" it is now "which non-essential body part must I sell to afford tickets" because TKO sucks a great cornucopia of dicks 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 06/08/2026One of the weirdest yet funniest parts of Golf Twitter are the almost certainly phony LIV Golf fanboys who are crowing about the mysterious "investor" that is actually just loaning them cash in hopes the marquee players don't bail out and leave a rotting husk behind 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/08/2026A costly rearrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic 021
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 03/08/2026Not having Moxbrose present is unfortunate but obviously expected, would have been the cherry on top of what was a hell of a match 100
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/08/2026“Sony screwed up with the physical game thing, here’s our chance to maybe get back in business!” … “Whoops, time to raise the price again!” 140
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/20262026 - 1986 = 40 92-52 = 40 I am god disguised as a math teacher 100
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026I would much rather hear Wonderful Christmastime over hearing Last Christmas for the millionth time (This is a message for my kids) 0140
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026Love that if Larry Bird is 92 that means he was fucking up the NBA still in his early 50s then Suck it LeBron 120
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026My favorite thing about golf is that no matter what clubs you use and no matter what ball you use or what hat you’re wearing you’re probably gonna suck so might just as well enjoy the suckage Source: guy who played 4 different balls and played like shit with all of them 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026It's gonna be like 114 degrees but does this moron have a tee time at 3PM after work? Yes. Yes I do. 100
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026I am a shit golfer and even I haven't hit myself in the face with the ball yet 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026And when I say I don't want onions on my burger at fuckin' Chili's it says "86 onions" you absolute dipshits 000
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026The enemy (Iran) of my enemy (blue states that didn't vote for me) is my friend (what?) 35812