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Adam Zones Out

@theadamzone.xyz
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I forget to use commas a lot and sometimes forget entire words so that's cool (On a semi-hiatus from social media, but will probably come to bitch about Golf)

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/09/2026
America hasn’t been this excited about a guy named Ben since thet one guy flew a kite in lightning
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/09/2026
Is this a jinx attempt Hoping this is a jinx attempt
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10/09/2026
“There’s a man on the wing!”
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Ugly Monster Encounter
ALT: Ugly Monster Encounter
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/09/2026
I played really well today for the most part so get ready for me trying to reverse jinx myself every time
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/09/2026
Getting up early to play golf at 7:15 on a Saturday seems insane since I have the luxury of sleeping in, but let me tell you what, it actually is insane Paying money to be abused rather than getting money to be abused is a clear form of psychosis
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/09/2026
"fuck you I got mine" in pog form
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 04/09/2026
theyboughttheirtickets.gif
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 04/09/2026
Starting to get the opinion that Elon Musk is not a smart person
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 04/09/2026
It's almost as if the people running the show are not working in the best interests of the people who elected them, and instead working in the best interests of... others. Almost.
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/09/2026
Might as well just shut down the entire Clippers franchise honestly
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 28/08/2026
Weekend at Trumpie’s
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 28/08/2026
50,000, United in Science
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 28/08/2026
And by the by, before then they were openly calling 44 the Antichrist in the days prior to the rise of someone more disgusting than like 95% of the villians in the Bible
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 27/08/2026
My weirdness going on display: I hear Peter Cullen dies and instead of thinking about Optimus Prime, I immediately recall KARR in Knight Rider
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/08/2026
Yes it’s my fault for slicing it right but seriously why are there so many black holes on golf courses
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 24/08/2026
My favorite part of golf is when you hit the ball, watch the ball, see it land, then head over to where it stopped, and the ball is not there Love that shit
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026
A time traveler from the year 2000 is really confused by Philly hating on Allen Iverson though
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026
Spoiler alert: That guy isn't just crazy, he's fucking crazier than a shithouse mouse
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026
It took me 3-4 weeks to finish Persona 4. It took me 3-4 *years* to finish Persona 5. It would click with me, then unclick, then I would put it away and try again in 6 months, click again... etc. I had a major love/hate relationship with P5 to the point that I never tried Royal.
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22/08/2026
Guy was absolutely King Herod in a past life
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/08/2026
May the love Natalie Harp has for Donald Trump never find you
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/08/2026
it's cold in the south
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 21/08/2026
She isn't wrong, and it's by design, because if their base is focused on dumb shit they don't have to work hard on actual important stuff because "nobody cares"
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 19/08/2026
“Kaki? Didn’t Obama wear a suit of that color one time?”
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 13/08/2026
brb gonna go watch Gremlins 2 again
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 13/08/2026
Meanwhile Bluesky users to Threads
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Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
ALT: Don Draper: I Don't Think About You At All
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10/08/2026
I only play number 2 golf balls because my game is total shit
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
Rationalizing the purchase of a Beck jersey tonight is not what I expected to be doing tonight but yet
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
Duke Nukem got fat
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
Just remembered the last time the Cardinals were truly good the starting QB was named… Carson
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Man in Suit Makes Expressive Gesture
ALT: Man in Suit Makes Expressive Gesture
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
I’m scared. What is this feeling? Hope? Possibilities????
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
Siri, would it be inappropriate to retroactively name my son Carson
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
If anything it’ll make Brissett piss his pants a bit
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
Dozens of Cardinals fans currently sitting on the edge of their couches with unexpected optimism (Spoiler alert it’s a mirage)
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 07/08/2026
Currently desperately trying to not talk myself into the Carson Beck Era
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 06/08/2026
The awesome thing about the Royal Rumble coming to PHX next year is that rather than my immediate instinct be to "buy tix, WWE is affordable for all!" it is now "which non-essential body part must I sell to afford tickets" because TKO sucks a great cornucopia of dicks
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 06/08/2026
One of the weirdest yet funniest parts of Golf Twitter are the almost certainly phony LIV Golf fanboys who are crowing about the mysterious "investor" that is actually just loaning them cash in hopes the marquee players don't bail out and leave a rotting husk behind
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 05/08/2026
A costly rearrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 03/08/2026
Not having Moxbrose present is unfortunate but obviously expected, would have been the cherry on top of what was a hell of a match
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 02/08/2026
“Sony screwed up with the physical game thing, here’s our chance to maybe get back in business!” … “Whoops, time to raise the price again!”
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026
2026 - 1986 = 40 92-52 = 40 I am god disguised as a math teacher
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026
I would much rather hear Wonderful Christmastime over hearing Last Christmas for the millionth time (This is a message for my kids)
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026
Love that if Larry Bird is 92 that means he was fucking up the NBA still in his early 50s then Suck it LeBron
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026
My favorite thing about golf is that no matter what clubs you use and no matter what ball you use or what hat you’re wearing you’re probably gonna suck so might just as well enjoy the suckage Source: guy who played 4 different balls and played like shit with all of them
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 01/08/2026
ilivedbitch.jpg
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026
A+ tier White Sox reference in this post
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026
It's gonna be like 114 degrees but does this moron have a tee time at 3PM after work? Yes. Yes I do.
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026
I am a shit golfer and even I haven't hit myself in the face with the ball yet
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026
And when I say I don't want onions on my burger at fuckin' Chili's it says "86 onions" you absolute dipshits
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 31/07/2026
The enemy (Iran) of my enemy (blue states that didn't vote for me) is my friend (what?)
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