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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And certainly this gentleman has some opinions about the way the Confederacy has been treated.

The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How do we say this without making it sound like we're bragging? (Although we are?) Our interview with Steamboat Willie-era Micky took the grand prize at Minneapolis's Scream It Off Screen gong show last night. www.patreon.com/absolutelyne...

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Freed from the tight shackles of copyright law, Steamboat Willie-era Mickey Mouse tells our host the real story of how it all went down on t

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

shouldn't have let the dog drive the car, guys

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Still managed to give us the green triangles, perhaps the most important part

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Only wish I’d kept back some of my life savings to invest in Melania coin.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Which reminds me: How’s my Trump coin doing, by the way?

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s almost as if they think (or maybe even known based on a lot of data) that this very specific use case is what their product will be most often used for.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's true, Mr. Job Search Algorithm. There are two ways we could go with what I've learned.

screenshot of portion of a myworkdayjobs page that says "Suggested Jobs - Based on Your Experience" and lists two roles: the first, Marketing 2027 Summer Internship, and the second, Director of Corporate Communications

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The awkward pitch and dangling legs of a hand puppet.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ever notice how the demo video for every AI video generation tool is basically “make a beautiful woman do whatever you want?”

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ever notice how the demo video for every AI video generation tool is basically “make a beautiful woman do whatever you want?”

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Amazing when a question is posted like this and all of the replies have the same (correct!) answer.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Amazing when a question is posted like this and all of the replies have the same (correct!) answer.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sad to report that the tank robot I built and let drive down the street has been shooting lots of things, on its own of course; if only the government would regulate my tank robot factory. But alas, until then there is nothing that can be done.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How does the saying go? You shat the bed, now you have to sleep in it?

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You can somehow know star power when you see it without having a functioning brain.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What’s this about Altman rigging the election

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Appreciate beautiful serendipity when you see it.

Two adjacent news stories with photos: In the one above, the top half of an America football player. In the photo directly below, some legs in jeans walking.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And it means nothing to him either; he's just as likely to post a Greater USA map with Greenland included in the empire in a month when he forgets this "deal" happened.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You just know, given that the every AI video generation tool’s pitch leads with a “make a beautiful woman do whatever you want” demo, they definitely have another Tilly program they’re not talking about

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hate Mitch McConnell so I wish I got this joke.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Over time a system has emerged in which most people in America must pay thousands of dollars a year to own, fuel, and maintain a car if they want to continue to experience the privilege of "living." We present here a completely unbiased review of the logos of some of these automotive "brands."

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, going to be thinking about that all day now

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Have to wonder how many of these drivers are also cops

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can’t bring myself to look, has he updated this since March?

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

He might as well promise us each a signed birthday card.

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The Absolutely Never Show @theabsolutelynever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is this one going to be called America Island?

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