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The Wrong Way Kid

@the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social
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Formerly very dumb, but totally comfortable with that fact.

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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a lot of humiliation that Kash is enduring just so he can give a job to his buddy from the frat that he refers to as The Squidge.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Putting my marker down that this will be a wave like we haven't seen in a while. The economic situation is a lot more likely to worsen even if trump blinks on his Canadian trade war nonsense because of the Iranian impact on oil as everyone runs out of reserves to prop the market.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally Infantry dort no longer has to open a new tab to order a fresh Tifa Lockheart body pillow.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trey: I wish to look like Zorg. The hero from the fifth element.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This Old Navy Ad is aesthetically terrifying he says while feeding Nazi War propaganda as training data for ai directed ads on behalf of Donald Trump. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/a...
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Parenting milestone. Feeding son for the first time karaage with chopsticks.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If it was simple as all trump has to do is say yes we'd already be out of this. None of the gulf states wants this to end with a permanent tribute sent to iran for access to the gulf, nor does israel want the result of this to be an even more militant iran empowered.
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
These are the market forces driving this but, let me be clear. It's still completely stupid
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How is the DOW? bsky.app/profile/anna...
Dow chart of the last month showing an overall 5% drop in value.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Portrait of the coneheads.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This ICE operation is going to cost a fuckzillion dollars and it will probably net 80 incarerated undocumted immigrants it. But its doing wonders for morale im sure. bsky.app/profile/gayk...
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Chat is it good that the president today made megalomaniacal rants to oil ceo's and the cameras about nonsensical oil investment schemes, invading greenland, and building a ballroom to fill with oil executives all while wearing a tiny cartoon pin of himself?
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
@kenwhite.bsky.social Is this a good idea for a client to do?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/01/2026
It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
Masked federal agents removing crates of belongings from the ICE shooter's home
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Prosecutors here is the capstone of your closing argument.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Like I said. If you were cheering yesterday expecting this to end chavismo I have bad news for how this kind of stuff shakes out. Trump has made things worse for the opposition and has clearly cut a deal with Delcy to throw them to the wolves.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Are we doing this right?
Trade offer meme template.

I receive: my tube of toothpaste.

You receive: the remote to the hotel television.

Parenting a one year old.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Not to mention probably ups the interest in the story you are not allowed to hear or see when it does eventually leak out onto someone's throwaway youtube channel.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Not surprising. She probably only cooperates with former co-conspirators.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Basically they are going to be cancelling their least profitable travel which is often regional flights to mid tier cities, often in rural states. Congratulations MAGA. bsky.app/profile/ones...
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
If I were a coward I would not brag about it to a newspaper.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Its kentucky next door but it is as im saying. This is what a lot of red, especially midwest red will be greeted by in local news.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
So finally got on healthcare dot gov to see how bad the new premiums are for someone like myself who makes too much for medicaid and has a kid with higher than normal needs for medical care and his old plan increased by 300 dollars per month. A 60% or so increase. The GOP is in a world of shit.
healthcare.gov
Welcome to the Health Insurance Marketplace®
Welcome to the Health Insurance Marketplace®. Official government website.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It would seem doing late stage dictorship stuff before consolidating a dictatorship is a terrible way to start a dictatorship.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is a super villain for your next Shadowrun Campaign .
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
No one:.... Olivia Nuzzi: I wrote a book about how I had an intense and sensual rel-- Everyone: No one fucking asked. No one wants to know. You had some kind of mid life crisis or something. Tell your fucking therapist about it. Fuck.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Sounds to me like Thune knows Trump and Vought are about to do a lot of extremely unpopular shit and he wants to wash his hands of it and see if he can decouple his caucus from it. Good luck.
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This shit is so transparent, who is this even for?
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
To be fair what they wanted was a dumbfuck rocket primary and a contested reality tv convention that somehow produced Johnny Unbeatable in all his white male glory.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This isnt a regime that is going to successfully radicalize the military to be loyal to it.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
All trump is doing here is destroying the morale of the guys he wants to be his brown shirts.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If anything taking a bunch of FBI and DEA people out of their air conditioned offices to march around in street ninja gear in the August heat because a man named big balls got beaten up by a teenager is a great way to disgruntle your "praetorian guard."
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The letters people people will get from their parents nursing home telling them that due to medicaid cuts they will need x amount of dollars to continue providing care for their parent next year will be bad enough, and thats before we get hospital and home closures in largely rural areas.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This loser can't even get a budget request drafted. He is not going to be able to build a trump gestapo unit that isnt a complete joke.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
600.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My son is an ambitious and tenacious boy. He spent the better part of a month trying to figure out how he could fit two fingers in each corner of his mouth while eating his bottle. Now he's moved from playing with one ball to two. Naturally these both need to be in his mouth at the same time.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
NORAVIRUS! NORAVIRUS! NORAVIRUS!
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We are currently clean on OPSEC.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Maybe its time to stop daydrinking. Have a shower and a coffee and dry out for a bit.
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Woah. Woah hold up, brother. The CIA uses skype in 2025?
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The Wrong Way Kid @the-wrong-way-kid.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Back after deleting my own account. It was a wild time and I needed a break from a lot of things. My son was born, the electorate decided to give reckless spite a chance, and the new son spent the beginning of his life in the NICU. Regardless he's been a source of more joy than I can imagine.
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