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Joe Cool

@the-uncle.bsky.social

13 followers 16 following 63 posts

Splatoon lore expert, Cap’n Cuttlefish #1 fan, Bamboozler main. Loves pizza.

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

YEEEEESSSSSSS I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME FINALLY

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Has🦇 @hasirats.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Big man lorekeeper arc #Splatoon #SplatoonRaiders #NintendoDirect

Redraw of the lord of the rings lorekeeper meme. Big man’s sitting on a crate at home base in splatoon raiders, holding a travel guide book, with several options to the right of him for the “hoard” menu; these include viewing the player’s relic collection, briny scrolls, salmonid research, gadget guide and weapon guide. The caption at the top reads: “the friend group’s resident historian and lore-keeper when asked for a specific picture from 5 years ago”

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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

man I wish everyone I have ever interacted with online could see this

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Everyone else watching the Nintendo Direct while I’m at work (I still have at least 5 hours till I can watch it)

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Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window

ALT: Squidward Meme: Missing Out While Looking Out Window

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Bamboozler Propaganda @bamboozlermemes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

awesome

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🦞🦀🦑カイ🦑🦀🦞 @rassicas.splatoonlore.ink · 01/06/2026

We went to the Grand Festival! Bancala Walker pages 78-81. Translated and typeset by me. Thanks to @salmonidjester.bsky.social for cleaning. been meaning to translate this for a while now. this is some rare characterization for new Agent 3, as in-universe these pages are written by them! #splatoon

We just couldn't miss out on covering the biggest Splatfest in history! So our rookie writer leapt onto the scene to report on all the action.

A budding writer for this magazine who loves to learn new things. Although their vocabulary is a bit limited, they have the guts to convey their passionate feelings.

Just made it!
The Grand Festival, where three groups of artists are here to perform all day and night. There's NO way I'd miss it... So I headed over there with Smallfry.

Pitching the tents
First, I set up our tent by the station. It was a pop-up tent, so it was
pretty easy. This will be our home base! Uh-oh, Smallfry ran off somewhere while I wasn't looking.

Finding a photo spot
I was having so much fun in the area around the station that before I knew it, 30 minutes had flown by... I had to hurry to the stages! On my way over, I spotted a huge piece of art. This spot looks photo-worthy, picture time!

Finally to the stages!
First, I walked around the stages, starting at the Giant Clam stage, then the Seashell, then the Urchin. Then, while keeping good etiquette, I made my way to the front. It was amazing to be able to watch the performance up close!

The audience's power
The energy in the venue was so intense, I felt like I was gonna boil over. It was so satisfying to cheer, sway, bounce, and wave along with
the music, feeling everyone's hearts beating as one. Is this how it feels to get in the groove?Is this the power of music?! It was crazy!! I'd love to sit back and enjoy this spectacle from the VIP area.

Construction sounds tough
While exploring the venue, I had the opportunity to speak with an employee of the company MIKASACO, who was involved in setting up the venue. He said there were many difficulties in the construction. MIKASACO is a company that has grown rapidly over the past 10 years. It's impressive how they take the best possible measures based on customer needs through trial and error. Thank you for your hard work!

Festival foods to fill you up
It was my first time camping in a tent, but with all that exercise I did, I totally slept like a rock. When I woke up in the morning, the first thing I did was get something to eat. Last night I had ramen from Robo ROM-en (reliably delicious), so I wanted to try something different this time. Kebabs, meat dishes, omelets... there were so many options, but the buttery aroma of the baked potato won me over. The butter was shaped like a squid, and it was fluffy and delicious!

Shopping at the merch booth
The merch...there's nothing but things I want! For now, I’ve picked up a towel and some buttons. Should I get a plushie, too? Wait, is that DJ
Octavio?! The booth is swarming with Jellyfish; it’s really popular. Cuttlefish is here too!

Diving into battle today
I’d love to catch the live performances too, but to lead my team to victory, I gotta jump into the battles! You can get from the festival grounds to the battle lobby via a dedicated shuttle bus. Very convenient.

Won a 100x Battle! Getting on stage
I won a 100x battle and was able to stand on the special platform right in front of the stage. I was so excited, but also a little nervous being so close to the idols' performances. I'll surely never forget the view of the audience from here. Ah, I'm starting to tear up...

It's time for the finale!
Today, the three groups, the Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, and Deep Cut, have gathered on the Giant Clam Stage as the "Now or Never Seven." They’re here to perform their new song, "Three Wishes"!
Seeing all three groups in harmony, singing the same song for the very end... it’s just too emotional (Tears)... Let's dive into the waves of music right until the very last moment!

Everyone's hearts beating as one
The songs are great, and the production was
awesome! I never expected the stage to move
around like that!! Oh no, I'm tearing up again.
Thank you Now or Never Seven for the amazing
performance!

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Happy 11th Anniversary Splatoon! This game means more to me than I could ever describe. I wish I was a better artist and could make something worth sharing. But until then, have a dancing Cap’n Cuttlefish :]

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Splatoon's Cap'n Cuttlefish Dancing

ALT: Splatoon's Cap'n Cuttlefish Dancing

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The scientist in question #Splatoon

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The timing of this is unbelievable #Splatoon

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I believe the white stuff here is fungus that occurs in the salmon’s final stage in life after spawning, i.e. Zombie Salmon. Salmonid lore is full of the “live deliciously, die with honor” as a way to be one with earth. What if these are Salmonids that have completed their journey? #Splatoon

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Fishing minigame? Instant GOTY #SplatoonRaiders

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Joe Cool @the-uncle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Well, better late than never

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a cartoon character wearing a blue hat and a beard

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