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Skrunge Voom

@the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social
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Was Skrunge Voom on the other place. Tech guy, gamer, leatherworker, photographer, and mad scientist. No, I won't diagnose your computer or take photos of your wedding or child's birthday party.

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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, if they were honestly trying to add depth to the curriculum to enhance students' understanding of history, the groups pushing for this wouldn't be trying to remove the parts of American history they don't like, such as rampant racism inherent in slavery & in the US's abuse of Native Americans.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah, no. Most of the time, teachers can explain the context around salient points, and encourage kids to explore further if they're interested, much in the same way they don't make every kid read "a brief history of time" when teaching physics. It's not like teachers aren't already busy.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sort of funny to note that three of four of those who were offended really didn't have problems when someone referred to Michelle Obama as a man, and the fourth was more upset about the backlash when Trump posted a video depicting the Obama's as monkeys than he was at the insult. Selective outrage.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Interesting to note that the list is 5 Republicans, 2 independents and a solitary Democratic voter. I suspect less of a straw poll and more of a strawman's poll.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Damn Right Breaking Bad
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Gotta admit, I enjoy tinkering with AI, but mainly to see how wrong it can get things.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hate to be the bearer of joyful news, but Senator Palpatine is dead. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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Rand Paul’s Festivus ‘grievances’ include comparing Lindsey Graham to Senator Palpatine
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Sunday marked Festivus by airing grievances and cracking jokes about several political figures, including President Trump and GOP Sens. Lindsey Graham (S.C.…
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Cheshire Cat Chaos
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Not all heroes wear capes!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Guy's POV, so take with a grain of salt, but the women I know who are straight enjoy sex & have healthy desires. What they don’t like are guys who treat them as nothing but masturbation tools, think that toxic masculinity is how men should act & would rather play video games than interact with them.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Wee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked Face
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Highly aggressive cucumber.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This gets my seal of approval. ..... I'll let myself out now.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This from people who truly think that people who brought bear spray and zip cuffs on Jan. 6 were totally aiming for a peaceful protect. I suspect that if you yank on the guy's ears, his mask will pop off and reveal he's actually Jacob Wahl.
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Scooby Doo: Fred Unmasks the Ghost
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Okay, I shouldn't laugh, but someone just referred to Stephen Miller as Baldimort, and I am not going to lie, I am so glad I wasn't drinking something at the time!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Exactly!
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Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Man's Happy Reaction
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Be sure to point out to your readers that the English prefer Cylcops over microwaves for heating their tea water... but both are better than using a teapot.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Was at DragonCon many years ago and went with my wife to a local restaurant. Sitting at the table next to us was James Doohan. We didn't bug him, because he's eating lunch with friends and didn't need fans interrupting his personal time. Celebs have lives and don't need those lives interrupted.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Damn Right Breaking Bad
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Flawless victory!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Wait, the redhead warrior wants to shag once in a while?! The horror!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
<eye twitch intensifies>
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just what someone with a thick FBI record would want us to think!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My favorite PEBCAK error was a marketing firm that kept on killing their expensive Watchguard routers. They thought they were unsightly and would cover them with towels and such, causing them to overheat. I burned my hand, picking it up the first time. Cover vent holes are there for a reason, folks!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Well played! That must be a record.
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Also, it needs an insanely cute and adorkable librarian who no one can ever date because you will *not* desecrate the sanctity of the library by daring to utter even the faintest whisper.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The bed would be in the library. No, not that library. The other other library. The bed would have bookshelves built into it. It can not be built in Florida because it needs a basement library with additional secret hidden libraries.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*susface* @gailsimone.bsky.social , have you borrowed John's account?
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
... as foretold in the prophecy!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Because living in a country where all the wildlife wants to kill you, you might as well join the club and have a bottle or rancid swamp water!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Okay, this sucks, award-winning letterer @simonbowland.bsky.social, one of the best in the business and the first name I suggest when editors ask, is dry of work at the moment. Simon is EXCELLENT, always tasteful with great impact. If you need a letterer, this is one of the best. Recommended!
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20xt6 @20xt6.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Will voters EVER understand the big lie about "scary democratic (small D) socialist policies?!" Bernie has told us for decades, and Mamdani is showing us now. We can instantly fund a WAR but have TO DEBATE for decades about healthcare for all - GEEZUS! They've LIED TO US FOR PROFIT for decades.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Just remember: The O is silent!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The people who repeatedly demanded that Obama hand over his birth certificate and dragged Hillary through repeated investigations into Benghazi and Epstein would really like for us to stop looking into Donald & Melania Trump's connections to Epstein. Its almost like they're projecting!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just had to go there, didn't you?
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I originally thought Galactus was actually Sue Storm, but then I realized that it was far too transparent.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One does not simply clear out one's email, John!
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If his base and the GOP hasn't abandoned him by now, they never will.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Notice they didn't say how they got it wrong, letting them pass it off as a typo, and not something that could mislead their readers.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Let's see, you state that you "got the name wrong," *without* explaining how you got it wrong, leaving people to think that perhaps you made a typo, instead of being either ignorant or willfully obtuse about what the acronym NATO stands for. That isn't an apology or correction. That's a handwave.
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Skrunge Voom @the-shadow-dragon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Narrator: they will print the correction on the last page, in 5pt Courier New, upside down.
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