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Riot Hayley Williams

@the-riot-dog.bsky.social
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President of the no squirrels club

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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Neck ruffles blowing in the breeze
Riot, a spotty cattle dog, stands on mossy rocks looking out at a river with the wind blowing her beautiful neck feathers
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Squirrel patrol squad
Riot, a spotty cattle dog, and her brother Badger, a tiny husky like creature, take a break from squirrel patrol to pose side by side handsomely dappled in sunlight tongues a-swingin’
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Good news, the dog is in a backpack
Badger, a tiny husky, fishes out a little while experiencing his first ride inside a backpack
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Golden hour vibes
Riot, a spotty cattle dog, sits in the backseat looking awkwardly into the camera. Her blurry brother Badger, a small husky like creature, sits in the seat next to her looking awkwardly into the camera
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Cow dog
Riot, a beautiful spotty cattle dog, looks up at the camera while wearing a very small cowboy hat
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Today’s yard patrol
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Important updates from the house goblin
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Or he just has very strong opinions about @minakimes.bsky.social latest episode
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Badger: you want a nice photo of the two of us, absolutely not, I’ll go Also Badger: oh you’re taking a nice photo of Riot, wait for me
Riot, a spotty cattle dog, sits nicely in the grass while Badger, her little blurry gremlin of a brother, waltzes into the frame
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy holidays from our little goblins to yours
Riot, an awkward spotty cattle dog, and her brother Badger, a small husky like creature, are sitting politely in front of a Christmas tree while wearing green pajamas with gingerbread men
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This little bestest buddy of mine would’ve been nine years young today. Still miss you every day Sodapop ❤️
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hey girl what
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Important update. The dog has been tucked in for beddy bye. She’s less amused than I am
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So beautiful, so foamy
Riot, a black and white spotty cattle dog, stands in front of a blue sky on a dirt trail looking regally into the camera Zoomed in, Riot’s tiny little blep is seen coming out of her weird foamy mouth
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Toofs
Riot, a black, white, and brown spotted cattle dog, rests her long head on a blanket and shows off her beautiful teeth
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Portrait of a sad soggy potato
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Riot and Badger would like to give a shout out to drag kings and no other sort of king on this day and every day
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
You ever gotta just worm
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Survey, which one of us rolled around in something dead and jumped up to steal a piece of bread out of my hand and which one of us became enamored with a family of ducks and tried to swim away into the lake with them?
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
One day it will happen and the world will be immediately better, until then remember to kiss your dogs and find joy where you can. For instance my cattle dog is terrified of cattle
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Perfectly executed yard patrol maneuver. Ten out of ten, no notes
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
When you have a party to attend but your dna won’t let you just abandon squirrel patrol
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The prettiest girl in all the world on her way to find a squirrel
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advil lavigne @arr0tt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i must receive my daily blessing from the dog. coincidentally the daily blessing is often applied directly to the face, for improved blessing absorption
Riot, a heeler mix, is standing up on two legs with her front paws against ArrottRiot and Arrott are embracing each otherRiot is licking Arrott’s face, which is disgusting. (the behavior, not Arrott’s face)
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Tried to start it with a vulture, came inches away from a rattlesnake, and developed a fondness for deer. Camping is amazing!
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Another day, another several mile hike to try to soothe the bees that pilot her cattle dog brain
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Squirrel patrol doesn’t pause for car rides. Stay ready and you don’t have to get ready
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
We may or may not have dove head first into some poison oak resulting in a post-hike bath. The hike was 10/10 would recommend. The bath… -20/10, should be banned in all countries
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
As far as we know Riot has never seen the ocean. And while the waves gently rolling in are pretty spooky, there are some really good stinks to smell so definitely a great place to be
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Good girl on a good walk
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sometimes you have an itchy girl tummy and your mommies put a little soothing cream on you and you’re super cool about it actually
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
If there are any outdoor recreation areas near you, remember to contact your local #nosquirrelsclub chapter to send someone out to keep those trails clear and safe
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Good morning, please enjoy this short video of the president of the #nosquirrelsclub. May your yards be free of those small scoundrels
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Recovering from post traumatic fireworks disorder, ptfd if you will, with a morning hike
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Riot Hayley Williams @the-riot-dog.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Please say hello to Riot Haley Williams Last Name and her brother Badger Same Last Name. They are both very normal and regular and not goblins who yodel at the taproom
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