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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 6h

Ok it was like 5 but THAT’S JUST WHO WE WERE IN COLLEGE WITH

Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 6h

One time some of my college buddies and I tried to remember all of our classmates who became (mostly high school) teachers and got got for some shady shit with students It was…a lot

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 6h

It’s like the people who blend up pasta into flour and then make pasta out of that - just too much work for an inferior product

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 7h

Ours went down 5¢ two days ago, suspicious

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 7h

Brutus: “shit I could have been having sandwiches and stew?!?”

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 7h

Guys he’s like a block from the fire station, his house isn’t burning down

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 7h

I am in MAGA central. It’s bizarre! Doesn’t help that the shop is next door to the gas station lmao

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 7h

There is a detailing shop down the street from the house and every day there is a single solitary man standing outside it with a “TRUMP 2028: THREE TERMS AND BEYOND” flag I’m not sure what’s more surprising: this guy still exists or the fact that ZERO cars are in support of him

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 8h

STEVERS my phone is off until I can pay my bill on Friday, I’ll see it then lol

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 8h

Someone wouldn’t even wait to get his harness off before sacking out on the sectional

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 9h

Sooooo many middle-aged white guys lmao

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 10h

Listening to Altman’s presser now - it sure as hell sounds like he’s just quitting, but sounds mad as hell that he’s quitting It’s no secret that he HATED all the NIL stuff, guess he just didn’t want to go through another recruiting cycle (even though Stubblefield has already taken it over)

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 10h

Oregon usually has a ton but everyone decided to go even more wacko than ever coming up with potential initiatives (see: banning hunting and fishing) and none of them made the ballot lololol

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 10h

Hmmmm a case of LaCriox for $5 or a case of NA White Claw for $15 What to do, what to do

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 10h

Oregon! Your voters pamphlet is in the mail! For seemingly the first time ever there are NO statewide ballot initiatives so it’s nice and small for you not to elect idiots

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 13h

The 20’ display in your yard makes the local news, it’s skelly on the telly

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 13h

Well that was quick - the social team at least got a heads up youtu.be/uwMv6yQVzJQ?...

youtu.be

Thank you, Dana.

YouTube video by GoDucks

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 14h

He’s got a presser at 1:30 local so we’ll see

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 14h

That’s my thought - if he was going to quit because the team was bad…did he SEE last year’s team? He would have split as soon as the final whistle blew

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 14h

There are only three possibilities 1) it’s medical 2) it’s “oh shit this team is BAD bad and I’m too old for this shit” 3) Major scandal drops next week

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 14h

You know, props to the haters, you nailed this one

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 14h

Probably should have done it two seasons ago, if this isn’t medically related it’s such a shit move, thanks for that one final four I guess

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ian Hislop breaking out the stuff thay we’re saving for It™️ here

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

God, Yoyoka’s gotta be like 15 or 16 now, I’ve been watching her stuff since she was 7

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bro 1: “dude look Zach is down BAD” Bro 2: “omg bro look at this shitshow” Bro 3: “lol this will get so many clicks” ….yeah entirely plausible

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Like HSR said, not exactly breaking news, but the fallout will be more interesting than the act imo

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah everything I saw was like “well, yeah, I could have told you that” but leaking after guy specifically said “this doesn’t leave the group chat” is real shitbag behavior

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A million Michigan fans screaming “IS HE WRONG THOUGH?!”

Basically our offense sucks cause if you blitz us we have no answers... we have an extra OL on the field every play and run different versions of power read every play
• Also beck tells Bryce where to go on every play and it gets strapped. Bryce is a good qb, beck is a problem. (I never said this and this better not ever leave this group chat)

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Said the OC called a tight ends meeting and said none of them are important to the offense what the actual hell is happening over there

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m seeing bits and pieces - somewhere said a team group chat, some said DMs, might be two separate things - but Michigan’s TE is going OFF on how ass the offense is

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wait did I miss Michigan DM-gate?! What the hell is going on in Ann Arbor?

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah I don’t mind them but it’s never an “oooh let’s go to McMenamins” it’s a “sure, I guess, it’s right there and I can grab a rubinator”

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s not a bad idea, we’re sort of on a time out while he’s waiting for whatever’s going to happen with his mom but he definitely needs to get out some

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gotta get that Dungeons and Dragons persuasion check going “You sentenced me to the death penalty. You administered the death penalty. Ergo, I have served my sentence, let me go.” *I do not condone anything she did, it was gruesome and horrific and she definitely did it

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Exactly. Our league this year has my former neighbors, someone in DC, someone in London, and five other folks spread out all over the west coast. It’s good to connect! But if you don’t want to do it, don’t do it! It’s not a requirement to be a man in America!

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I went from three leagues down to one this year and not only do I enjoy games more, I have lost exactly zero friends over it

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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah a social obligation is like going to your cousin’s wedding, not joining a 12-team league just so Kids in the Breece Hall can come in last because you forget to adjust your lineups

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