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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He that hath suffer'd this disorder'd spring Hath now himself met with the fall of leaf… Richard II (III, 4) #ShakespeareSunday

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thou art too wild, too rude and bold of voice… The Merchant of Venice (II, 2) #ShakespeareSunday

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I wouldn’t be surprised if RFK Jr.’s next theory will coincide with #NoNutNovember, when he tries to convince people that conception in Autumn leads to autism.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A B C Two Gentlemen of Verona (II, 1) #ShakespeareSunday

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Post a witch. Or three. 🧙‍♀️🧹 "By the pricking of my thumb Something wicked this way comes.” - Macbeth (A4, S1) #ShakespeareSunday

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I’ll bet every Tylenol executive and stockholder wants to go apeshit Clark Griswold on RFK jr. right about now.

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Nature abhors a vacuum, so I bought a lottery ticket today, just in case the world is short 1 billionaire at the time of tonight’s drawing.

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Tweet -

Tom Neenan @TNe... • 1d
The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Give me thy hand, That I may dew it with my mournful tears; Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place, To wash away my woful monuments… Henry VI Part II (3, 2) #ShakespeareSunday

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a man without a shirt is taking a shower in a dark room .

Alt: Roy Batty

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Tell me, and dally not, where is the money? Comedy of Errors (I, 2) #ShakespeareSunday Water

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war Julius Caesar (III, 1) #ShakespeareSunday

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I have dogs, my lord, Will rouse the proudest panther in the chase Titus Andronicus (II, 2) #ShakespeareSunday

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Every fucking word in this headline is worse than the one before it.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

A holy day shall this be kept hereafter… Richard III (II, 1) #ShakespeareSunday

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Hey #Bluesky peeps, what are your favorite #Christmas / #Holiday #crafts you’ve created. Mine is definitely this shadow box Christmas tree I made with my grandson Damian (at age 4). I mounted the paper backing, and outlined the tree. He decided how to fill it in, and where everything else went.

A shadow box Christmas tree made with lots of small ornaments, wrapping paper, and hot glue

My grandson Damian holding the completed shadow box Christmas tree.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I do not think a braver gentleman, More active-valiant or more valiant-young, More daring or more bold, is now alive To grace this latter age with noble deeds… Henry IV Part I (V, 1) #ShakespeareSunday #BadSanta #NSFW

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Bad Santa - I beat the shit outta some kids today

YouTube video by Some guy

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Can god create an object so heavy that even god can’t lift it?

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Unfortunately he can’t. Biden can only pardon people convicted of federal crimes. Hers is a state crime, which he can’t pardon.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

And what have I to give you back, whose worth May counterpoise this rich and precious gift? Much Ado About Nothing (IV, 1) #ShakespeareSunday #BadSanta

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Wooden pickle

YouTube video by Harry Balsagna

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

To sing a song that old was sung, From ashes ancient Gower is come; Assuming man's infirmities, To glad your ear, and please your eyes. It hath been sung at festivals, On ember-eves and holy-ales… Pericles (1, 0) #ShakespeareSunday #TheHudsuckerProxy #OfficeChristmasParty

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The incredible and unforgettable Vic Tenetta ("Hudsucker"; 1994)

YouTube video by Person_with_a_camera

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods. Timons of Athens (I, 2) #HappyThanksgiving #ShakespeareSunday

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

“Women have curious ways of hurting someone else. They hurt themselves instead; or else they do it so the guy doesn't even know he's been hurt until much later. Then he finds out. Then his dick falls off.” Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin #ClassicLitMonday #AuthorsBornOnThisDay

Retro book cover for Margaret Atwood’s novel THE BLIND ASSASSIN

Features an illustration of a platinum blonde woman in a red dress, leaning against an ornate railing, with purple background.

Cover reads

MARGARET
ATWOOD
THE BLIND ASSASSIN
BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF
THE HANDMAID'S TALE AND THE TESTAMENTS

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

When Trump, Vivek, and Elon are in a room together, they’re all thinking the same thing…

A still frame from O Brother, Where Art Thou? George Clooney chastises John Turturro and Tim Blake Nelson…

YOU TWO ARE JUST DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

BREAKING NEWS! It’s amazing how much more activity there is at #ShakespeareSunday this week than in weeks past. We just had to elect a tyrant in the US to see the uptick, with the help of his minion from the other place. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Like a dull actor now, I have forgot my part, and I am out, Even to a full disgrace. Coriolanus (V,3) #ShakespeareSunday

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

It can be done, but it will play like a YouTube attachment. Folks will have to push play on your post. You can go to sites like Giphy Tap the “airplane” icon Then tap the “Copy GIF Link” bar And paste the link in your post. You can erase the link once it has loaded the GIF.

GIPHY gif from Joel Coen’s adaptation of MACBETH, with little “airplane” icon button circled

Same Macbeth GIF in next screen after tapping “airplane” icon button, with “Copy GIF Link” button circled

Macbeth link pasted into Bluesky post. This can be erased after link attaches to post.

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

…🎶It’s not too hard to guess That his secret to success, Was that nothing sells like out and out atrocity!🎶

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

🎶Titus Andronicus, my favorite play by Shakespeare. Titus Andronicus, where Mr. Shakespeare makes clear — That Elizabethan drama need not bore, If it’s got a plot with a lot of blood and gore. Titus Andronicus was written in the days, Before old Bill got wrapped up in pomposity…🎶

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

I’m proud to say I’ve read more about Shannen Doherty’s passing this morning, than I have about shitler’s mosquito bite. RIP

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Is the TXSE from the trusted people who brought them The Texas Grid? 😂😂😂 Sure do hope all their systems are up to date… would be a REAL shame if a group like Lazarus bled them dry.

abcnews.go.com

What to know about the new Texas Stock Exchange

“The Texas exchange has a pretty clear message," one expert said.

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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

If you see this post something orange

The Millennium Falcon approaches Cloud City in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - Concept art by Ralph McQuarrie

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

this ring he holds In most rich choice… All’s Well That Ends Well (III, 7) #ShakespeareSunday

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The Jesus

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