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The Bard Abides

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Mainly a #ShakespeareSunday account matching #TheCoenBrothers films with quotes from the Bard (and a few other topics). Alter ego @johndrew-sky.bsky.social - John Keeps on Truckin’

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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tell me, and dally not, where is the money? Comedy of Errors (I, 2) #ShakespeareSunday #Comedies
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The Big Lebowski - “Wheres The Money, Lebowski?”
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He that hath suffer'd this disorder'd spring Hath now himself met with the fall of leaf… Richard II (III, 4) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thou art too wild, too rude and bold of voice… The Merchant of Venice (II, 2) #ShakespeareSunday
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wouldn’t be surprised if RFK Jr.’s next theory will coincide with #NoNutNovember, when he tries to convince people that conception in Autumn leads to autism.
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MAN OF THE YEAR 

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Are you a top influencer?
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld asks who are these people?
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A B C Two Gentlemen of Verona (II, 1) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The fool slides o'er the ice that you should break. Troilus and Cressida (III, 3) #ShakespeareSunday
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a man in a hat is cleaning a car windshield in the snow .
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Post a witch. Or three. 🧙‍♀️🧹 "By the pricking of my thumb Something wicked this way comes.” - Macbeth (A4, S1) #ShakespeareSunday
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’ll bet every Tylenol executive and stockholder wants to go apeshit Clark Griswold on RFK jr. right about now.
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Nature abhors a vacuum, so I bought a lottery ticket today, just in case the world is short 1 billionaire at the time of tonight’s drawing.
Powerball ticket for $1b drawing
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Give me thy hand, That I may dew it with my mournful tears; Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place, To wash away my woful monuments… Henry VI Part II (3, 2) #ShakespeareSunday
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a man without a shirt is taking a shower in a dark room .
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Tell me, and dally not, where is the money? Comedy of Errors (I, 2) #ShakespeareSunday Water
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I stole these babes… Cymbeline (III, 3) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
…one may smile, and smile, and be a villain Hamlet (I, 5) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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a man wearing glasses and a suit is smiling for the camera
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war Julius Caesar (III, 1) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I have dogs, my lord, Will rouse the proudest panther in the chase Titus Andronicus (II, 2) #ShakespeareSunday
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Every fucking word in this headline is worse than the one before it.
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A holy day shall this be kept hereafter… Richard III (II, 1) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow… The Tragedy of Macbeth (V, 5) #ShakespeareSunday
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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow - Scene from The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021)
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Hey #Bluesky peeps, what are your favorite #Christmas / #Holiday #crafts you’ve created. Mine is definitely this shadow box Christmas tree I made with my grandson Damian (at age 4). I mounted the paper backing, and outlined the tree. He decided how to fill it in, and where everything else went.
A shadow box Christmas tree made with lots of small ornaments, wrapping paper, and hot glue My grandson Damian holding the completed shadow box Christmas tree.
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I do not think a braver gentleman, More active-valiant or more valiant-young, More daring or more bold, is now alive To grace this latter age with noble deeds… Henry IV Part I (V, 1) #ShakespeareSunday #BadSanta #NSFW
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Bad Santa - I beat the shit outta some kids today
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
And what have I to give you back, whose worth May counterpoise this rich and precious gift? Much Ado About Nothing (IV, 1) #ShakespeareSunday #BadSanta
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Wooden pickle
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
To sing a song that old was sung, From ashes ancient Gower is come; Assuming man's infirmities, To glad your ear, and please your eyes. It hath been sung at festivals, On ember-eves and holy-ales… Pericles (1, 0) #ShakespeareSunday #TheHudsuckerProxy #OfficeChristmasParty
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The incredible and unforgettable Vic Tenetta ("Hudsucker"; 1994)
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The fool slides o'er the ice that you should break. Troilus and Cressida (III, 3) #ShakespeareSunday #Winter
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a man in a hat is cleaning a car windshield in the snow .
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods. Timons of Athens (I, 2) #HappyThanksgiving #ShakespeareSunday
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“Women have curious ways of hurting someone else. They hurt themselves instead; or else they do it so the guy doesn't even know he's been hurt until much later. Then he finds out. Then his dick falls off.” Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin #ClassicLitMonday #AuthorsBornOnThisDay
Retro book cover for Margaret Atwood’s novel THE BLIND ASSASSIN 

Features an illustration of a platinum blonde woman in a red dress, leaning against an ornate railing, with purple background. 

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MARGARET
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THE BLIND ASSASSIN
BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF
THE HANDMAID'S TALE AND THE TESTAMENTS
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
When Trump, Vivek, and Elon are in a room together, they’re all thinking the same thing…
A still frame from O Brother, Where Art Thou? George Clooney chastises John Turturro and Tim Blake Nelson…

YOU TWO ARE JUST DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS.
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
BREAKING NEWS! It’s amazing how much more activity there is at #ShakespeareSunday this week than in weeks past. We just had to elect a tyrant in the US to see the uptick, with the help of his minion from the other place. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Like a dull actor now, I have forgot my part, and I am out, Even to a full disgrace. Coriolanus (V,3) #ShakespeareSunday
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
I’m proud to say I’ve read more about Shannen Doherty’s passing this morning, than I have about shitler’s mosquito bite. RIP
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Truly, the tree yields bad fruit... As You Like It (III, 2) #ShakespeareSunday #Fathers
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
O thou weed, Who art so lovely fair and smell'st so sweet That the sense aches at thee… Othello (IV, 2) #ShakespeareSunday
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
Is the TXSE from the trusted people who brought them The Texas Grid? 😂😂😂 Sure do hope all their systems are up to date… would be a REAL shame if a group like Lazarus bled them dry.
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What to know about the new Texas Stock Exchange
“The Texas exchange has a pretty clear message," one expert said.
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John Keeps on Bloodsuckin’ 🚛🧛‍♂️ @johndrew-sky.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
If you see this post something orange
The Millennium Falcon approaches Cloud City in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - Concept art by Ralph McQuarrie
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
this ring he holds In most rich choice… All’s Well That Ends Well (III, 7) #ShakespeareSunday
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The Jesus
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Sure this robe of mine Does change my disposition. Winter’s Tale (IV, 4)
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The Bard Abides @the-bard-abides.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! Hamlet (V, 2) #FirstPost #Shakespeare #WilliamShakespeare @hollowcrownfans.bsky.social #ShakespeareSunday #TheBigLebowski #TheCoenBrothers
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Good night, sweet Prince
The Dude and Walter bid farewell to Donnie in THE BIG LEBOWSKI
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