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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 20h

I'm picturing him curled up in the corner of his cell, crying like a little bitch; all snot bubbles & whatnot...

Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This isn't a fucking article; it's a tweet. Being first shouldn't be important enough to put this kind of half-assed shit out to the public. Be better.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Dude’s clavical is gonna feel that one until Wednesday

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Because thats something important enough to warrant presidential attention… JFC

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They've got balls... gotta at least give them that much. To have had the power to stop all of this at any point, but instead voting for all of it, and THEN asking for the plebes to pay for their fuck-up(s)... WOW

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Him starting a lawn-care business would, in fact, be the best way for him to be his '... highest and best use... ' to this country.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We're still surprised that SAS is a piece of that dried-out white dog shit you see on people's lawns? This fetid pile of rat vomit made his fucking money being this kind of moral vacuum... Legitimately fuck every single person who considers themself a fan of this mealy-mouthed bitch.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dude was washed 3 years ago; not sure how this is going to help at all

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"The Art of the Juke" ~ B. Robinson

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

... campaigned AGAINST the orange anus??? HOW DARE HE

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, it’s like the Bosa boys held themselves together with duct tape & hopes through college. Now that they’re paid, all of that tape’s seemingly run out.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And now that Harrison's healthy again, watch his progress too

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oooooh, you're going all technical & scientific now too

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You're right; I couldn't get past the ignorance on the post to read the slop that followed.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Orlovsky was saying all of this last year too... all that pistol was terrible

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You could hear them all slap their thighs & grunt as they stood up off the bench every possession change.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Now that you were a dick about it, these you? I'd love to see just how great KC, Buffalo, or Baltimore would be w/ their 3rd string QB Reposting ignorance for clicks is the same as writing the garbage yourself.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, I SO wish Mike Wilbon had a BlueSky account... I love ya, homie & have for 20 years - but OH MAN the shit that fell out of your mouth about the Falcons yesterday was unacceptable.

PTI host Mike Wilbon slandering the Atlanta Falcons by saying they had '... no chance of beating the Green Bay Packers, none.'

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Justify it to save face all you want, sprout, but the fact remains you were wrong

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You could always become a meteorologist... they're almost never right

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@miketanier.bsky.social & mattlombardo.bsky.social ~ I hope that crow tastes good after all the Falcons slander. Granted GB played like shit, but Atl sure as hell didn't. Recency bias is a terrible thing for journalists to rely upon. #riseup

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Stop giving press to those pieces of dogshit in RHCP I was the biggest fan until this shit; goddamned twisted fuck.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what a fuckin' cancerous page - holy fuckin' popup ads, @rollingstone.com - I know times are tough for the little people, but you too???

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

- "Portnoy on Fox, McAfee AND SAS on ESPN...." FTFY

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Too much effort to include what AJ's injury is, huh? Character limits are tough in writing; I get it

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In all fairness, though... Portnoy's such an intolerable douche, it's kind of the only thing you expect to ooze out of his sound-hole.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm guessing somebody had already used the terminology "he's tough" and Quinn didn't want to be repetitive...

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's flawless logic, but still too soon to really land w/ the Falcons fans... (yours truly included) I'm happier looking at this like 2 orgs. that have pissed the universe off somehow & this is the punishment.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At this point, as a Falcons fan since '90, I wouldn't do that to the kid. SOMETHING'S wrong with this organization at this point

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You’re all forgetting about my boy Jack Strand; he’ll be the #3 in ATL by mid-season.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@minakimes.bsky.social has really nailed down the "Professional Weatherperson" pose. #nailedit

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is where the Carlos Mencias of the world come from.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Welp, in all fairness, he's right about the first 2 things...

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Good; they'll both get more visibility out of the YT broadcast anyway. Fucking fascists...

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

... how you feeling about ol' Drake today? Maybe the knee-jerk reaction was a little premature & ridiculous, hmm?

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

JFC, it’s not even halftime of the first game. Relax with the hyperbole, brudda

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

What I don’t get is… like, isn’t this shit just exhausting, even from a follower’s standpoint?

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That image still got poor #58 lookin'.... dumpy

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Let me get this straight (maybe I'm a little slow here): Dobbs is overturned, leaving the decision of abortion to the states, and now this fucking mooseknuckle is planning on turning that into a national ban? Punch anyone telling you these policies won't turn out horrible - in the fuckin' face.

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Am I the ONLY one who sees how clear it is that Watson doesn't even want to be there???

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Douche Bigelow @the-author78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

With a Useful Idiot; that's how

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