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Mason Courtney

@thcbikes.bsky.social
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Hou, Tx - work in mental health - bully fighter

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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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What the Hell is That? - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You've acquired a new theme song -
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99 Miles of Bad Road
YouTube video by Eyehategod - Topic
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Bob Meier @bmeier79.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump is the worst of all three!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Please know that the character Melvin P. Thorpe was actually Marvin Zindler. He was a prick - lived in the same neighborhood as him, and he was always yelling at us for riding our bikes. Self-important asshole.
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Marvin Zindler - Wikipedia
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want to be a DENTIST!
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Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist Song
YouTube video by Keith Errington
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
DOPE!
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The Streets - Memento Mori (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Streets
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's a weird way for a restaurant to show their menu...
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Attempting a track skid will break your children's legs...
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That sounds like a free dinner at Mindy's!
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Seinfeld: That's Gold!
ALT: Seinfeld: That's Gold!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"This water tastes like birthday cake, some of y'all have diabetes!"
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'd pee in that.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MAGA is 99% stupid with numbers and facts.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hear Hollyweird is making a Bio-pic on Toussaint Louverture - and Matt Damon is in line to get it.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Better!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We are Family!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why is that old fuck so sweaty?
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That is professional level, Sir!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the license plate of a car that regularly does 70mph in a 40 and dangerously passes me and has aggressively tail gated me. I've got videos of him (and others) from my morning commute on my desktop. Just in case....
This narrow worm wouldn't make it, if we ran out of gas... Front end of a Toyota car that is driven by an extremely dangerous driver.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lol. The Alamo is just an old, shitty building....
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They made an impact on some people....
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How I Became The Jerk
YouTube video by 30footFALL - Topic
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all need to stop with the common sense and the civil authorities. It ain't gonna be a thing.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They are the worst....
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My neighbor is going through a divorce - the other half took the dogs. I've been loaning her one of mine every couple of days. They both seem to really get a kick out of it!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good human stuff!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Listen to all that ineffective small arms fire!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 possible reasons - routine security protocols, cleanup policies after demonstrations, or as an intentional diplomatic signal during a crisis.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
over-zealous loafers.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy Guacamole that is adventurous. Crap, I misspelled horrendous, again.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(shakes old man fist at the sky) "Skate or DIE!"
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Last name of Lombardi, by chance?
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They are traffic.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Are we sure that's his kid? Mfer lies about everything - and Melania.... don't get me started on her back story...
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wanna hang out with a Puerto Rican Wisconsinite - that is probably the best story, waiting to happen, ever!
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Before Europeans arrived, these were some of the names for The Great Lakes: Superior: gichi-gami (great sea) Erie: erielhonan (long tail) Michigan: michigami (long body of water) Ontario: Ontarí'io\kanadario (great lake\beautiful water) Huron: karegnondi (fresh water sea)
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don't - don't - don't - DON'T YOU - Forget about the Epstein Files.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That chain!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We've got those, plus, a little bit of Barcelona (with a Joan Miro sculpture).
Joan Miro sculpture "Personage and Birds" n front of my old hang out when I was a bike messenger - 600 Travis - Houston, TX
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Rock N Roll Outlaw
YouTube video by CLUTCH - Topic
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cutest lil outlaw you ever did see....
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The late 80's early 90's was a totally tubular time to be a bike rider. I had a pink and yellow Dave Scott Centurion with pink Spinergy Rev X's.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know you're smart, and don't need this - but JUST IN CASE. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Han...
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The Handmaid's Tale - Wikipedia
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm more impressed de la Hoya didn't snort cocaine long enough for a round of golf!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That dude is really tall, if he's skateless, and still (literally) head and shoulders above everybody else.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah, I gotta stop posting right after I wake up. I was trying to use the abstract expressionist William de Kooning's name - somehow. But, also I was trying to be saucy with the "sperm as a border" thing. Sorry, for my attention to this matter.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't wanna tell you how to de Kooning your business, but maybe use a by-product of that other thing.... metaphor-nography, or som-shit.
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Sperm Swimming
ALT: Sperm Swimming
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Always awesome to see old friends!
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We call those beautiful things Banana Spiders, in Texas. They usually set up shop in the middle of bike trails, where I run face-long into them.
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Mason Courtney @thcbikes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Clutch The Dragonfly
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