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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's #C-64 #Russian Tuesday and I actually have one done ahead of time for a change! OK here it is, Donald giving his press conference on AI. Because all the American media have been punted out of the White House, only Pravda is left to cover the event. And they might be next on the ban list...

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Happy Monday! Extra Bonus #C64 #Russian Class: Why Donald committed high treason today by asking an enemy at war to bomb his own cities. Turns out he is THAT worried about the dirt Vladi has on him. There will be another class tomorrow, if the world has not been nuked to molten ejecta by then...

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ok, asking for the 3,072nd time now, is THIS capital treason?

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Idk, should Truth Social have banned me for this?

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Reposting because we're not done. Where the fuck are he full, unredacted files and when the fuck do we get Epstein Nuremburg?

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It would just be antisocial as fuck to print this on vinyl sticker stock and install it on the back bumper of every Klanborgini you see, now wouldn't it. Don't do it.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy Tuesday! It's time for #C-64 #Russian class #106! Vladi has made a fool of Donald many times but today, Donald catches him on a bad day and manages to punk him hard! You never heard so much swearing! Don't expect a repeat but maybe learn where your nearest nuclear shelter is... до свидания!

COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

READY.

Не знаю, Дональд, что-то мне невесело из-за Украины.
IDK, Donald, I'm feeling bummed about Ukraine.

Хм, дай-ка подумать. Каково твоё состояние, Влади?
Hmm, let me think. What's upir net worth, Vladi?

Не знаю, где-то 90 миллиардов? А что?
IDK, around 90 billion? Why?

В рублях это около 10 триллионов!
In Rubles, that's like 10 trillion!

И что?
So?

Так позвони Илону! Скажи ему, насколько ты круче него!
So call Elon! Tell him how much better you are than him!

<Later, Putin calls back, screaming...>
Ну, я позвонил Илону. Он просто взбесился! Орет, что я не могу выиграть войну, что моя космическая программа — дерьмо, что он трахает по 20 баб в неделю, а я даже считать не умею! У него в рублях больше 100 триллионов! Теперь я выгляжу полным идиотом!! Какого хрена, Дональд???
So I called Elon. He lost his shit! Says I can't win a war, my space progam is shit, he fucks 20 women a week and I can't even do math! In rubles he has over 100 trillion! Now I look stupid as fuck! WTAF Donald???

<Trump chuckles>
Gotcha, Vladi.
Попался, Влади.
<click>

@thcbbs.bsky.social

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cute that you only want him imprisoned.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All the way down. I keep posting this picture. Take a hint, Americans.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When you can't say the word that rhymes with shmedophile, try Lowbrow Canadian English instead!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh he's scared alright. He knows he'll be the first on board. His life depends on permanent fascist rule.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Tuesday! Time for #C-64 #Russian class! This week, Donald thinks he has the media under his thumb, but Vladi knows better. Thanks for attending! Stay safe, see you next week! Покаaaaaaaa!

You are looking at a Commodore 64 screen, with a blue background, a light blue border, and text in light blue, white, and black. Here is what it reads:

COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
READY.

Хорошие новости, Влади! Я наконец-то запретил фейковые новости!
Good news, Vladi! I finally banned the fake news!

Ты послал войска, чтобы их прикрыть?
Did you send troops to shut them down?

Э-э, нет?
Er, no?

Ты взял под контроль все СМИ?
Did you seize control of all media?

Не-а, этого я тоже не делал.
Nah didn't do that either.

Создал Министерство пропаганды?
Created a Ministry of Propaganda?

Э-э... чего?
Uh... what?

Дональд, тебе еще столькому предстоит научиться.
Donald, you still have so much to learn.

OK Thanks for attending #C-64 #Russian Class! See you next Tuesday!

@thcbbs.bsky.social

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Diaper Girl, if you ask me.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lil PETSCII bonus for yall

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian class time again! This week, Vladi hits Donald up for more cash from the US Treasury to pay down his personal debt. He lets slip that he wants the money to buy into a particular US startup he thinks will outperform all the others. Read to the end!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Its output, on its second attempt after I told it what it had done wrong, pasted into VICE after first fixing the code so broken it caused errors:

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I googled "The Cool S on C-64" and got nothing. Galaxy tried to AI-splain to me there is no connection between Cool S and C-64. Image search brought up random C-64 blue screens. So here it is. The Cool S PETSCII. I even shaded it ANSi-style and made two versions.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A better picture of the Donald J. Trump Memorial Public Shitter has come to light.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I might be this old, or just feel like it.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Here's a projection of the globe Vladi showed Donald. I'm not sure why he doesn't want New Zealand but I see he really likes the former Hawaii!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian time again! Today Donald tweeted something fanciful and Vladi is quick to remind him that his tweet is at odds with Vladi's mission for Donald. We've attached the tweet for reference. Thanks for attending! Береги себя — увидимся на следующей неделе!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

There were signs he was some kind of fuckhead that early, for sure. But I think most people didn't see or didn't put two and two together until the day this happened. After that, no more benefit of the doubt: To be his customer is to be a Nazi.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Winter, 1989. Almost too poor to pay rent. Back home safe at 3am from a night out drinking with other BBSers, I sat down with some guitar magazine and started building this SID. I never finished it. In hindsight, it sounds like Metallica covered by the Jingle Cats (search them on Youtube...)

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Another "not even close" one!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Happy Tuesday! Time for #C-64 #Russian class #102! Today Donald figures out how to release The Files with no problems for himself. In fact, he thinks this move is so 4-D Chess that he's a lock for the midterms (even though he's not running...) Vladi can barely contain his laughter but manages...

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We in #YYJ already renamed the former Pacific Ocean.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dealing with Stupid People 101, lesson 52.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bart Simpson had a better idea

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

But can I propose another change?

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Now that it's "Lake America", the time has come for Canada's response. This one's for you, Bart.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I thought this was Lake Epstein?

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Happy Tuesday! Time for #C-64 #Russian class #101! Today Donald is renaming things to distract from the Epstein debacle and his trade failure: Lake America, etc. And it's not working. Vladi advises a bolder rename. How desperate IS Donald??? Thanks for attending! Увидимся в следующий вторник!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

They know they were scammed. LBJ was right.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Happy Tuesday! Time for #C-64 #Russian class #100! Vladi and Donald are back from vacation and discussing the elimination of the penny, and maybe the Russian Kopeck. Donald proposes the Most American Solution for Russia.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

We're still on vacation. Here, have some more cold war era #C-64 #Russian music while we're away. Donald and Vladi will be back next week!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I swear this is NOT my truck! Logo even looks like it originated in ANSi too!

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I just mentioned in a comment that "AI Enshittified the labour market" Then I ran this by AI... and... it agreed with me! AI knows what it is doing to your career.

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THC BBS @thcbbs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's Tuesday but it's also summer vacation, so no biting, timely theme for this week's #C-64 #Russian class except there's no C-64 Russian Class. Still a bit of Russian to be learned today. See you next week!

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