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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 7h

New Cover Reveal: "Through the GigaVerse" available October 15th. #coverreveal #indieauthor #comingsoon #scifi

Cover of "Through the GigaVerse" by M.L. Tilford. A woman swimming in the ocean with a luminous fish and a cat like creature.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 23/09/2026

I forgot just how horny "Howard the Duck" (1986) actually was.

Lea Thompson crawling on a bed in her underwear. Howard the Duck (1986)

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 21/09/2026

I'm not a huge Anime fan, so most on my list is modern stuff. Animated but not out of Japan is Castelvania, that show is dope.

My top 9 animes: One Punch Man, Inuyasha, Frieren, Delicious in Dungeon, Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 18/09/2026

This is why I can never get anything done.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 16/09/2026

Feeling cute, thought I'd rampage through Tokyo. May delete later. #ashe&coco

Coco the white and black kitten rampaging through downtown Tokyo while tanks fire on her.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 15/09/2026

When you're allowed one drink with dinner.

Me drinking from a giant glass of alcohol.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

TIL: Jeff Bezos was such a huge Smurfs fan growing up, he based the Amazon Prime logo on Papa Smurf's giant erect penis.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

I went through a phase where I would enter the New Yorker caption contest every time I thought about it. I never won, or was even a runner up. I guess those suits over at the New Yorker don't appreciate true humor. This was probably my finest contribution.

Doctor sitting at a desk holding up a blank paper, an ink blot appears to be flying away. A man in the chair is looking up at it.

"Can you help me scrape my parents doing butt stuff onto this paper? I want to add it to my collection."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

"It's a juxtopisition of the first two jokes we all learn as a child, but presented in a way that goes against those expectations. The question shouldn't be why are they crossing the road, but why do we care? It's a mirror of the human condition. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. I am very smart."

Two people sitting in a car watching chickens crossing the road. Caption says "Knock. Knock."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/09/2026

I often think about this meme. It's just a perfect joke.

Two dudes sitting at a table.
"I'm John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, good sir, and you are?"
"Buddy, you ain't gonna fucking believe this."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 10/09/2026

Someone at Sherwin-Williams saw this image with this color scheme and said "love it, let's run it."

An image of the earth dripping in a red liquid with the words cover the earth.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 08/09/2026

Nathan: My plan was simple. We create a revolutionary blood-testing device that can perform hundreds of tests from a single finger prick. This will attract billions of dollars in investments and because we won't need to do any research of development, it's all profit. This, is Nathan for You.

Still from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything (2026). Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 08/09/2026

Saw this sea lion catching waves earlier today.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 28/08/2026

Everything about this photo is perfect. AP Photo/Manu Fernandez

Real Sociedad’s Jon Aramburu pulls back Real Madrid’s Kylian Mbappe during the La Liga soccer match between Real Madrid and Real Sociedad in Madrid, Spain, Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2026. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 28/08/2026

Which one of you angered the gods? One of them is currently trying to swallow the moon.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 25/08/2026

I love how Amazon acts like allowing us to keep something we purchased is a perk rather than, I don't know, us buying something. At least until they change their ToS.

Audible 1 year 'perks' : Keep audiobooks you buy with a credit, even if you cancel.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 08/08/2026

I don't like the idea of Cindy Phang having seven boiled egg meals in one day.

Kirk van houten from the simpsons , holding up two fingers.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 06/08/2026

She's not like other Sturgeon Generals.

Bilbo with the one ring meme. "The 10,000th person to make a sturgeon general joke?" "Why shouldn't I keep it?"

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 29/07/2026

Although we are still dying of dysentery. Now we just call it Trump Diarrhea.

Well played, horses. Well played. Horse pulling wagon. Horse being pulled in a wagon.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 21/07/2026

Your probably right. But I saw some side by side comparisons and it looked like a lot got lost when it wasn't in IMAX. Everything was much much tighter. Don't know if this is accurate or not.

Comparison of what is visible in normal theater vs IMAX.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 21/07/2026

Just saw The Odyssey. I think they did a pretty good job taking the original poem/book and making it into a coherent script. However, not really onboard with the after credit title card. #odyssey #avengersdoomsday

Movie title card that says "Odysseus will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 20/07/2026

The #Odyssey we could of had if #libtards didn't run #Hollyweird. Directed by Roman Polanski.

Fan cast of the odyssey with kevin sorbo as odysseus, sydney sweeney as penelope, gina carano as athena, mel gibson as poseidon, and a bunch of other idiots.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 11/07/2026

If you see this post an archer. *deepcut edition*

Black and white photo of Eero Saarinen, the architect that designed the gateway arch in st louis missouri

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 10/07/2026

He does have a funny pink butt, or maybe those are his balls? 🤷‍♂️

Back of block cat showing round pink butt.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 10/07/2026

If you've got a spare 20 hours or so, I still wouldn't recommend this 8k piece cat. What a nightmare to put together.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 08/07/2026

Anyone like book deals? I've got your book deals right here. www.indieauthorcollective.com/live-event #indieauthor #bookdeal #indiesale #indie #indiebook

Something Strange : A Sci-Fi & Dystopian Book Blast

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 26/06/2026

Wow, awesome job North America! Represent! #worldcup

Soccer players representing Canada USA and Mexico

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 24/06/2026

Is this what English feels like for non native speakers?

Image of Olivia Rodrigo. "Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first woman in history to debut her first ten top 10 Hot 100 hits in the top 10."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 17/06/2026

⚠️ The GigaVerse needs you 🫵 ⚠️ ⭐⭐ARC readers wanted for "Through the GigaVerse" book 2 in the GigaVerse series, a Space Opera Traumedy.⭐⭐ Humor😃, Tragedy😢, Friendship👭, Struggle🤼, A Talking Sassy Cat😼 ▶️ shorturl.at/VtNVd #arcreader #indieauthor #gigaverse #scifi #humor #traumedy #booksky💙📚

Through the GigaVerse
"Equal parts tragic and hilarious."
"A cosmic gumbo!"
"This series just keeps getting better."
"Funny and emotional."
The revolution is Here.
That was supposed to be the hard part.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 15/06/2026

I'm beginning to think that 1950s Ad Men were a tiny bit sexist.

Volkswagen Beetle with headlight broken. Sooner or later, your wife will drive home one of the best reasons for owning a Volkswagen.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 15/06/2026

Just discovered this gem. Holy hell, how did this ever get made?

He's not my daddy... he's my husband. Lola. She's almost 16. He's almost 40. It's the funniest affair that ever jumped the generation gap.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 13/06/2026

Happy #caturday. Here is Coco doing her best Godzilla impression. #ashe&coco

Coco a black and white cat, on her back legs grabbing a toy.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 10/06/2026

Indie Author Collective is offering a Fantastical Escape. Stuff your kindle with these discounted fantasy books. My Debut "The Art of Myth-Direction" is only $0.99. 😮 www.indieauthorcollective.com/live-event #kindle #kindleunlimited #stuffyourkindle #indieauthor #discountedbooks #fantasybooks

Fantastical Escape A Fantasy Book Blast June 10-13

The Art of Myth-Direction, Available Now in All Formats.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 07/06/2026

Oh shit, glad they posted a sign, I could have been concussed.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 05/06/2026

Oh snap, "Into the GigaVerse" just hit: #21 in "Humorous Science Fiction (Kindle). If you were considering grabbing a copy, it's currently only 99c. a.co/d/05e26h2O #booksky #kindledeal #indieauthor

1890 in Kindle Store
21 in Humorous Science Fiction (Kindle)
57 in Humorous Science Fiction (Books)
165 in Dystopian Science Fiction (Kindle)

Into the GigaVerse 99c only promotion. Cover of the book with various reader quotes.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 05/06/2026

"Hey, just wanted to let you know that we gave another agent a referral, because fuck you." ~ Sold. com

Another sold.com agent just won a referral appointment from us in zip code 91301. Your performance rank in our algorithm caused you to not be considered for the referral.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 04/06/2026

If anyone is looking for a fun summer read, "Into the GigaVerse" is only 99c right now on Amazon. I'm so close to breaking into the top 100 in my category, and every sale helps. I'm not one to beg, but 🙏 help an Indie out. a.co/d/07bZ2zVZ #indieauthor #booksky #scifi #humor

Into the GigaVerse is discounted to 99c. Image of book cover with a 99c sticker on it. "Finding hope in seemingly hopeless moments." "A cosmic roller-coaster" "Funny and Captivating!" "Easy reading at its best."

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 03/06/2026

Grab your freebie and cheapie books before the end of the week. Deal from June 1st - 5th. linktr.ee/thatwritergu... #stuffyourkindle #indieauthors #booksky #freebooks

Variety of authors with discounted or free books.

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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 01/06/2026

Stuff Your Kindle for Summer. Tons of books are discounted this week only. linktr.ee/thatwritergu... #stuffyourkindle #freeebook #freebook #indieauthors #kindle #kindleunlimited #ku #booksky

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