ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 1hTrying to imagine doing ANYTHING that could lead to one of the dozens of very attractive female members of my gym to NOT dress the way they do when they go there and I can only conclude with despair that I wil never understand my fellow men. 100
Reposted by ThatsSoTaguchiIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 1hI’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. 687232246139
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 3hFrom afar America appears more fucked up than it has in awhile. And make no mistake, it has appeared plenty fucked up. 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 19hI’m not going to figure out how to fix the drain in my kitchen sink asshole. I already tried for hours. I later had to get a plumber. 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 20hRedzone is planning to show us media availability of the Commanders Giants game if you would like to define just how ridiculous that was. 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 20hNFL expansion is very funny in a league where brissett/cousins/willis/sad Cam Ward/etc. are all starters of various The Plan. 020
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 21hI know I’m really old but this was the basis of FireJoeMorgan, as Joe Morgan apparently never understood why he was so great. 040
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 21hWaiting to crush the hapless titans to get to 1-4 to complete this trade just tickles me. 020
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 21hI’ll note that when a greedy owner spent years planning to steal a team from a city that supported it wholeheartedly the NFL made Cleveland whole while St. Louis is still the XFL (?) attendance leader. 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 21hThe Browns are the most amazing thing that has ever happened. 010
Reposted by ThatsSoTaguchiMary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 09/10/2026Grocery store prices in rural Alaska right now. Most goods here come by barge or plane, so life here has always cost more. But this? This is as bad as it's ever been. This is what the price-hiking war in Iran is costing Alaskans. Dan Sullivan has now voted for it 14 times. 1952437891
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I have a strong “this doesn’t affect you at all” to this information. If it succeeds it’s because people suck, which you already know. 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Seems like, and I would EMPHASIZE SEEMS LIKE, on a base level the right in the U.S. mostly supports Israel because they are murdering the people they don’t like and boy do I know enough people in the U.S. that would like to do that. 010
Reposted by ThatsSoTaguchihammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Thats a serious question?” Lmfao 21852132
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you are perhaps considering taking your child to Bim Bum Bam Parco Giochi please be advised that the sign leading you to the bathroom portrays a malevolent, perverse squirrel commanding two youths to pee on his tree. Also, the bumper boats cost extra. 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s unfortunate Idiocracy didn’t foresee something that would write your emails and select your fantasy team because then people would have been too embaressed to make it. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is literally a plot of an Illumination short about the lazy goat in Sing (?). He improves himself thanks to a guy because his mom makes him and turns out the guy teaching him sucks equally but lives with richer parents. Yes, I have a six year old. 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There’s a new movie where Brendan Fraser plays Eisenhower and nobody told me. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve never seen Dr. Strangelove on the big screen and now I have to decide if I want to do it in Italian. 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Announcer was just waxing poetic on Christian McCaffrey’s career and while I agree in general with taking gambling talk off the broadcasts I really wanted a “He was the overall fantasy scorer in three separate years!” 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do people just have the podcast video playing in a window while they work? I’ve never had an office job, and I’ve never understood why so many people want to watch podcasts? To me the whole point of podcasts is “listen to this while do other thing.” 420
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A prominent Rams fan, who obviously supports a preseason super team that just miraculously got to 2-2, is posting memes about the Seahawks being mid. 110
Reposted by ThatsSoTaguchiSheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eagles with 172 yards of total offense -- their lowest total in a game in the last 12 YEARS (!!!). 68 net passing yards -- their lowest total in a regular-season game in the last 23 YEARS (!!!). 1714720
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That teacher’s gimmick where he’s mean to a (deserved) right wing target with hilarious “that man looks like” lines and people join in always makes me worried the left can’t be funny anymore. 110
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Old Jameis returning brings me so much joy. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Chris Rock was never funny is some real bridge too far shit for me. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My son just got back from a birthday party and the boy’s mom personally drew and framed two dozen pictures of beloved fictional children’s characters and gave them out as party favours and I would describe my feelings of parental inadequacy as “biblical.” 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I despair A BIT about how many people with followings are busy calling Michael Tracey hideous. That said, obviously. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I didn’t know he liked WOMEN sports, the thing people, like me, spend an insane amount of time claiming to defend. That makes him gay. 110
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love that the “win” Jalen Duren is gonna get (besides $200 million) is not having to prove he looks like a billion dollars at all times without a weight check. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...nytimes.comPistons remove weight clause from $200 million offer to Jalen Duren 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My six year old is very happily watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with me and I finally get why you have children. 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It sounds like Eddie Munster was probably getting his tables dirty. Those tables are Eric’s livelihood. Sad. 010
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People are never more self-righteous than when they’re explaining why everyone else isn’t discussing a celebrity death in the exact manner they consider acceptable. 110
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This team is gonna be so fucking depressing. 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Suzie is looking fucking hot. But I’m not sure how to approach her? She says I had a neurological episode and she seems unconcerned about PAC’s death. 100
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being a Panthers fan seems less than ideal. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It is really, really, really, really sad that the only thing a corrupt individual in sports must fear is Pablo Torre. 130
Reposted by ThatsSoTaguchiMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. May peace be our future. 180126912235
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ESPN’s NBA Rank for the forthcoming season felt uniquely terrible and (my own fault) then read the parameters and they switched from 100 people to seven and one of them is Andre Snellings, the single worst NBA fantasy person I’ve ever consistently read. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bryan Alvarez described the Darby Allin Myron Reed match that opened Collision as, basically, great (true), but also as the almost unique Darby Allin encounter where you think management should pull Darby’s OPPONENT aside and tell them to not actively die in the ring. Having watched. CAN CONFIRM. 101
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Would really appreciate it if Joshua Van was to win this fight, worst that can happen is I end up in second though. 121
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It isn’t like I help (nor would I) but I am concerned about my timeline on non-sports days. I follow (herein I put the word for an elite blue sky poster) and I’m not sure I’ve seen more than four new posts in thirty minutes. 000
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is an amazing picture/headline combo for spending years sleeping with someone else’s wife. 160
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I haven’t smoked day to day since I was like twenty. When I smoke? Smoking is good. 110
ThatsSoTaguchi @thatssotaguchi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m not saying I disagree with any of it but “people are finally coming around to her being right about capitalism, misogyny, and Dave Grohl, etc.” is inarguably one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen. 030