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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Welp, guess my time on here is done. Got hit with an Age Verification prompt that is demanding I give personal data to reveal who I am... and I never fucking do that shit. Any site, app, or company that demands you give over your identity and tells you it's safe can go fuck itself.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Alex Jones is a crisis actor that was taken out by the Phoenicians before he could go rogue. 🧅
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I used to be a massive Punk fan. Used to be.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Woke up and remembered there was a @realinfowars.bsky.social Livestream when I was working that I missed. It's fucking hilarious.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ospreay vs Swerve was a masterpiece. I'm not sure if that or Omega vs ZSJ was better, and Mercedes vs Maya is definitely in the conversation for the best match on the Forbidden Door card as well. #AEW PPVs rarely ever miss.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't know if there's any company in the world today that does "clusterfuck" style matches better than #AEW
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mercedes vs Maya was fucking amazing. There's plenty to be critical about with Mercedes Monè but her wrestling abilities are not anything to judge negatively. She brings it EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thekla is the tits. Just fucking awesome in every way possible.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Last night, someone came over and I didn't finish Forbidden Door... I did finish other things though, IYKWIM So now I'm watching from where I left off. Shota's table spot was gross.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If it's me, I'd have Pac win... But considering Shota just won it, I doubt he's losing the Global belt tonight. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lol. Cumino. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not as good as ZSJ vs Omega but... VERY close. #AEW keeping with the trend of their PPVs being worth every damn penny. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bandido kicked out the Death Rider! That's really rare. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Kamigoye into One Winged Angel was a top tier finish. Easily a MOTY candidate. The rest of the card has to follow fucking magic. Good luck #AEW #CMLL #NJPW #Stardom 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nigel being a Bryan hater will never fail to crack me the fuck up. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I have always been a Shingo guy. He was my favorite in Dragon Gate. He was my favorite in LIJ (yes, even over Naito). He makes every card he's on better. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Titan and Mistico is always a good time. ALWAYS #CMLL #AEW 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Good match to end the pre-show. Megan and Lena have been killing it as the tag champs. Olympia had a great showing and Rosa held her own despite her history of injuries. Definitely excited for more! 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Time for the large ladies to smash (non sexually, of course) and Thunder Rosa is there too. This should be fun. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Maika won but Skye Blue may have very well had her best singles match to date just now. Great job from both ladies. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Maika is selling like a fucking crazy bitch for Skye. I'm loving this. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Also, for those that don't know... Summerslam 1998 had Owen vs Ken Shamrock in a 'Lion's Den" match. It was a rounded cage. Watch for a lot of references to be made to that match tonight. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A round cage and the Owen Finals happening in the same night has to be purposeful. TK is too much of a wrestling nerd (complimentary) to have this be a coincidence. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Watching Forbidden Door while steaming some rice for dinner. #AEW rarely disappoints with their PPVs... Even if #NJPW has been underwhelming this year. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I just laugh when religious zealots knock at my door and I watch them fumble over themselves to try and convince me to go to their shitty website or read their stupid book. "You can't see gravity but you know it's there", yeah because I can experience it myself, you dumbass.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Post a cartoon that you remember that no one else does
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Freakazoid: Crazy Hyper Antics
ALT: Freakazoid: Crazy Hyper Antics
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One of the big things I dislike about sports is how often teams will be "world champions" but won't face off against teams from other countries. Take the Knicks. It make sense to call the the "national champions", but world champs? Did the face off against Lebanon or Australia? No.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Simpsons: Itchy's Hell Message in Itchy & Scratchy Land
ALT: Simpsons: Itchy's Hell Message in Itchy & Scratchy Land
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If #AEW had real balls they'd take Thekla's hatred of Taro Okada and extend it to all Okadas. Kazuchika Okada vs Thekla would be amazing. We all know it. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm going to cheat ever so slightly... Harry Potter. Alan Rickman is still Snape. Everyone else? Muppets. Exasperated Rickman would make so much more sense if he's constantly having to put up with Fozzie and Gonzo's shenanigans.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm way more interested in Mina vs Stat than I am in this ending to Dynamite. I mean, we get it. Andrade wants title, Don promises title match, MJF doesn't give. Blah blah blah, ring punch, people are poor. Rinse and repeat. I like MJF but could something actually happen with this angle? 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
That's all? Ugh, come the fuck on.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
All I'm hoping for is that we get the uncensored version of that Swerve/Ospreay promo soon. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So... Alex likes it doggy style? Good to know, I guess. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Look, there's valid criticism regarding Mercedes... but you can't deny that she brings it EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Legitimately one of the best women's wrestlers in #AEW 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have high hopes for Mercedes vs Hazuki, especially after the match the latter had against Persephone. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm not saying I'd ever ask this to her face, but Thekla spitting on me... I'd be into it. Very, very into it. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mox vs Brody is 1000% my shit 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sassy Kenny is best Kenny. 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Premier Athletes getting the jobber entrance they deserve before getting bitch slapped around by Kenneth Omega 🤼
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For the first time in a long time, I'll be able to watch #AEW Dynamite live. This and a plate of turkey meatloaf makes me very happy.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I took the day and finally finished Expedition 33, then I realized there are two main endings and re-did the final boss to get the other ending. I'm not sure which one I like more.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm truly surprised that Persona 6 is getting announced while Persona 5 is still making a fuckton of money. Hell, at this point Joker is treated more like the Sega mascot than Sonic is. So, yeah, I'm a bit surprised. Excited, but surprised.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Something funny is that as of today, I have gone a full year without paying for HBO Max. Basically, I got it through my Internet provider on a special promotional offer, but I tried to cancel because the service sucked. They refused to follow their own rules per their cancellation policy though.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Today I thought that a petition should be drafted to call it the "Mexmerican Wet Spot" And if you know basic North American geography I don't have to explain myself any further, which is why it works.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I know it isn't a high bar to clear, but Spider-Noir is the best thing Sony has done with the Spider-Man IP... ever.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's frustrating when you're talking to someone and you feel the possibility of a date... only for her to say the most expensive place she can think of and you realize she doesn't give a fuck about you as a person.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I work in tech. I will never understand why people share so much of themselves online with strangers. Someone who knows what they're doing could easily find out way more than you'd ever want them to know about you.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Not exactly a fan of Good Omens ending on a 100 minute movie. I get WHY, but it's kind of a wet fart of a way to end things.
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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I didn't expect Kevin Knight to turn but it's a sign that #AEW is really giving him a push to the top. He'll be world champion this time next year, bet on it. 🤼
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