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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 5h

heheheh the one scene that made me chuckle in Resident Evil

in a darkened room a pool of light falls on a nice desk and a very particular kind of typewriter Resident Evil players would recognise as a save point

That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 6h

sigh

$an anonymous imbecile tweeted (with screenshots of their AI use) "Instead of paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a """DOCTOR""" to take an XRay, you can get one for free from ChatGPT". They then gave the AI a photo of their hand and asked it to make an xray image of the hand and analyse it, with predictable results eg "What I noticed: Bones - you have no clear fractures" Well of course, it's AI generated, why would there be any fractures in an averaged image of hand bones 🤣 Paloma (@connventen) replied with what we're all thinking - "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID"$

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 7h

let's see what's going on in Tumblr... oh my

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 13h

we gotta be careful, because even women will just fold their arms and walk away saying OPENASEN :)

this brunette barbie makes a disguted face

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 17h

I have to ask my Tassie friends ... is Devonport alright?

in the ChitChat NW Tassie group, an image was posted of the Hyundai Motors Devonport dealership at night, with a portable electronic sign. It reads "GARY DUNHILL FUCKS HIS SISTER", and the poster muses "Interesting sight at Motors Devonport"

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

and this might be an Australian exclusive... The Ford Falcon!

harrison ford is han solo in the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon alongside Chewbacca the Wookie

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Brooke, I have bad news for you; you've always been weird and you should....

a sticker written in spooky horror movie from the sixties font demanding the reader STAY WEIRD

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

his usual selfie character is a dapper chap in a flat cap who has a freckled nose:)

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

towards the mid point they name an explosive expert after his weight problem, despite his obvious skill and demonstrable agility

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i can just imagine them confronting each other on the street like this Pocketsss comic.

An angry paladin brandishes his sword at a giant swamp hag. She's just resting with her back against a massive tree as he yells "FOUL HAG I CAME TO RID THESE LANDS OF YOUR VILE INFLUENCE! YOUR BLOOD SHALL DRENCH THIS WICKED NEST, THESE WOODS ARE NOT YOURS TO ROT AND SICKEN!" whereupon the massive emaciated hag waves her arms about languidly and with deep exhausted resignation says "WTF I am literally just hanging out"

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I cant believe it, Fiat launched an EV version of the old MULTIPLA!!!!! this mock up they built for a motor show is bright green with a watermelon red interior and has three rows of seats like an elongated Kei van with insane Italian design flourishes.

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh how did I forget to poste the rest of this Justene Williams exhibit of reshapes and particolored mannequins

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Can you believe there's a snowman in the middle of subtropical Brisbane?

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

How hot was Ipswich today? Well this started as a cup of Haribo gummi cola bottle candy, now it's a GLOB

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh and I forgot to share these fun things from the Queensland Art Gallery yesterday

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

whoa whoa WHOA, Danbo the Cardboard Robot is NOT AI. It's just Miura's cardboard outfit :)

the cover of Yotsuba! volume 5 shows the green haired preschooler Yotsuba Koiwai posing dramatically next to the big cardboard box robot Danbo

in this screencap, Yotsuba's neighbour Ena is telling off her schoolfriend Miura for not hiding away the Danbo outfit, which is why Yotsuba is upset about her new robot friend is decaptiated and doesnt move

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

klaus pitter provides... a hypothesis I guess>?

a water coloured image of Jesus' disciples cheering as he walks on water in the foreground, carrying an olive branch... while standing on a submerged donkey with a snorkel

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey, come on over, the pumpkin soup is almost ready

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wikipedia entry for "List of Landlords killed by Mao Zedong" with smaller letters under neath "this list is incomplete you can help by expanding it"
then in ever larger letters YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT. EXPANDING IT!" above a chinese patriotic image of a giant glowing red eyed chuckling Mao looking down on thousands of worker carrying big red flags

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The actors (especially Vernon Wells) apparently complained they were getting windburn and frostbite like symptoms from the constant tearing about on bikes in the desert:) still, the "Gay S&M cannibal Biker" set the look for all post apocalyptic raiders in media from then on

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it amuses me to think French people hear the name "Jason Derulo" but think

two large plastic rollers. or as they say in French "Deux Rouleaux"

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

and here is Sohrab himself as Dick Cheney in Hell

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

there are no good Aussie godbotherers - just look at how many of them made it big in America

as the cane toad was to Australia's ecology, so is Aussie Ken Hamm to the poison swamp of America's fucked relationship to God. Here he is, a white man in a dark flannel shirt on a hill overlooking his absurd part government funded Noah's Ark bullshit museum. What a cunt.

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ironic they chose to rebrand AI because

The periodic table entry for silicon is SI
ELEMENT 14 ATOMIC WEIGHT 28.086 METALLOID

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

why stretch so far, when Albrechtsen is a classic political hasbeen

Janet Albrechtsen with Milo Fucking Yannopoulos about 8 years ago

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

where do I begin with the alt text for this one? goddammit Perry Bible Fellowship!

a woman with a cat for a head holds hands with a schlubby looking guy with a cardboard box for a head. behind them, a variety of men of different body shapes (whose heads are all cat-trees or cat climbing things) all throw their hands up in dismay or frustration

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

First off, it's ASTRONAUTRIX and second...

in a mid 50s era comic, a male astronaut gazes out porthole "A male Astronaut will make the first orbital flight around the world in a Mercury capsule but..."
A larger image of a woman in a figure hugging space suit is labelled ASTRONAUTESS "... Some scientists think women may be better on longer trips for several reasons! Less bored by trivial tasks! 50 pound weight savings! Quick fingered in EMERGENCIES!"

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I might be too old to endure mum's "old lady nonsense" antics. I remember now how much she enjoyed Ruth Cracknell's character in the old show Mother and Son and I wonder how much of this is her genuinely being insufferable and how much is just weird narcissist powerplay bullshit

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me: ordering a powered USB hub because my computer seems to not have enough USB sockets Kogan dot com: "hey, I see you ordered a USB hub, good for you, might I suggest a few related purchases?" Me: what the fuuuuuuck

A PROPANE POWERED "GRASS BURNER" WEED KILLER WAND for $27
oh and a Aussie socketed AC travel adapter for $23

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

in his quest for eternal youth, Simon Cowell has become somekind of Dreamworks character?

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After all my nerve wracking decisions about a new keyboard.... AUUUGHHGHGHGHGHGHG

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