Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Excited to read the new David Mack hardback, Echoes in Eternity. It clearly takes place in all the sweet spots of my personal Trek. 061
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You have to learn WHY these apps make you continually re-log in and tell you it’s a new device even though it’s the same device you’ve been using that app on for a decade or more. 030
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You never know what you might find in a box in the back of your closet. A STUNNING artifact, amirite? 450
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s 106 light years to earth, we got a full tank of dilithium crystals, half a bottle of romulan ale, we’re in a dark nebula, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it. 092
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am Procrastimaxxing and, yes, I am crushing it. 010
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Don’t shoot the messenger, but the eighties are back. Again. 430
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026C-3PO IS Ian Fleming’s James Bond 007 in Let The Wookiee Win 041
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Apart from that, Ensign, how was your first away mission? 110
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026To fight against the proliferation of AI garbage Star Trek “art” out there, I created this 100% human art of a 50% human character. Love long and prosper, suckers. 150
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026KISS vs The Phantom of the Paradise 2 is gonna be amazing! 241
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026No one ever talks about that episode where Q brought back Tuvix. 0174
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap 050
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a current headline. But it’s actually from 1948. 011
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy... Dang, this turns out to be 100% accurate. 140
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Hey @nsbulk.bsky.social, I finally got myself a copy of an old Bruce Botnick LP. 020
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026One of those lines I use all the time that no one else understands. “Here’s a relic from MY ancient past.” 021
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Now watching Dr McCoy’s highly classified first visit to Tombstone. 051
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026HAPPY EARTH DAY TO ALL EVEN TO KNEELING ADMIRAL CARTWRIGHT AND RUBBER FACED COLONEL WEST WHO FAILED TO DISRUPT OUR PEACE ACCORDS DUE TO MY HANDPICKED FORMER-ADMIRAL SECURITY GUARD. MAKE THE FEDERATION GREAT AGAIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 041
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Turns out the Professor’s real last name was Forrestal. 131
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Look, we all know K-Tel created some banger compilations, but never underestimate Ronco. 010
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Well, crap, I forgot to add value. So much for becoming an influencer. So here’s a picture of the neighborhood hawk perched on the tetherball pole in my backyard. 030
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026You guys, we finished our run of Fiddler on the Roof yesterday but I have decided to keep the beard. Also, I’ll miss my little Anatevka family. 160
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I was the height of fashion in the nineties, wearing an Oingo Boingo shirt AND hat. cc @danny-elfman.bsky.social 140
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist Fuckin’ A, bubba, I won the lottery for this meme. 150
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Thinking I should bring my bust of Elvis with me when I see EPiC. 000
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026There was a typo that infuriated me but I stand by YOLT Ninjas and volcanos. Fuck yeah. I mean look at this 100
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Also, I bought this for three dollars yesterday. Yub nub, muthafuckahs. Yub nub. 1122
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I don’t know, but it seems like these outfits aren’t too far from what we’re already seeing… 041
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Well, to be fair, I only have the excellent LTK teaser poster (which I paired with the Last Crusade teaser last year as a tribute to 1989). 130
Neil Shurley @thatneilguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026@jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social @krismyers.bsky.social @lehah.bsky.social I’m waiting out this ice storm by playing the track Ice Chase on repeat as I stare at my posters. 351