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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t know how but this is Bert Auburn’s fault
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“California native now based in Texas…” yes, yes this absolutely tracks
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve spent my entire career in energy/automotive sectors, two industries which are uhhh not great to say the least and you would not convince me to work at Meta because they are far, far, worse than anywhere I’ve ever worked. That shit is embarrassing
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Frankly, the best possible outcome for these goons is that they get to live under an assumed name in Argentina when this is all over
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As chairman of the Democratic Party, my first order of business will be to get our financial affairs in order and freeze out these scammers
A fundraising text from some money-grubbing dem consultants.  I told them to fuck off and they unsubscribed me
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not sure I’ve ever heard an Ed Sheeran song but the discourse over the last few days is enough to confirm my initial suspicion that his music probably sucks
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶dial 459-2222 and get a Mr. Gatti’s pizza delivered🎶
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I got pulled into a production support call tonight and we were talking about the game while troubleshooting and one of the ops guys goes, “Ryan Day scares me”
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These fucking guys man
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would be much more inclined to give money to local candidates if it didn’t mean I wasn’t getting bombarded with 15 messages a day from other candidates in other states and shady PACs that send all of their money back to the consultants who run them.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Of all the various software products required to do a basic office job, I feel like Adobe is the most openly hostile to its user base.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Brb, opening a home decor store called Rug and Tub. It’s right next to a seedy massage parlor
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
38 years ago today Guy Picciotto falling out of a basketball hoop during a concert with his band Fugazi at Frankford YWCA, Philadelphia, August 7, 1988. #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #guypicciotto #fugazi #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
SIR DICKSON POON
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imagine Dragons is a band that was created in a lab to annoy me personally
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This really is true. If nothing else, the progress we have made over the last 75 years to be more inclusive and make sure everyone has the same rights has taught me that anyone - gay, straight, trans, black, man, woman, whatever - can be just an absolute fucking moron
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What’s crazy is after they tightened up temp license plate enforcement in Houston the native population of Altimas decreased significantly.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finally some shit no one asked for or needed
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thankful for the guy behind us at this Mariners game for reminding me why I quit drinking
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yup, fuck that guy. Rest in Piss.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I say this with ill will AND animosity: You can fuck all the way off.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fuck Alan Greenspan too if I’m being honest
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
America’s two greatest contributions to the world, jazz music and ranch dressing
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Reporting a Klarna ad I saw on Snapchat
Snapchat complaint form for Klarna ad

Header: Report

Sub header: It is promoting fraudulent information

Comment box header: Why are you reporting this?

User comment:
Buy now pay later is fucking usury and against God
Submit
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’m not sure Matt here has actually held a real job at any point in the last 20 years
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My hot take is that we don’t need another Minions movie
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We live in hell
Vice headline that reads, “Bret Michaels Had an Unexpected Reaction to His Daughter Selling Feet Pics Online”
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
America’s first billionaire senator who is also straight edge
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Of all of the software I use on a regular basis, I think Adobe is the one most openly hostile to its customer base.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I do pretty well. I’m fortunate. If I get sick, there’s say maybe a 50% chance insurance covers it without a fight. I’m one medical emergency away from disaster. That’s not a great feeling.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just saw the first attack ad against Talarico and oh boy lol
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“The Children yearn for the mines. It is time for Mr. Trump to set aside these distractions and focus on the work at hand.”
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Texas State Board publishes enforcement actions quarterly. The PCAOB releases detailed inspection reports for public company audits.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Primus. I came to hear the hits man, not your concept album about dwarves or elves or whatever the fuck.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cocaine has done infinitely more for the arts and education than AI ever will.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How many times do we think Steven Cheung has clogged a toilet in the west wing and then tried to play it off like nothing was wrong
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The teeth are the handshake of the face
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I don’t know who invented the idea of screens on gas pumps that shout at you about 99 cent hot dogs inside but they’re basically a war criminal in my book
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If a Waymo gets lost or otherwise impedes traffic because it malfunctions, it should be legal for you to break out all the windows with a bat and set it on fire
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What are we doing here guys
News+
BUSINESS INSIDER
The $16 billion startup factory betting on 20-somethings with no ideas yet
17h ago • Jessica Orwig
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
She looks like a backup dancer on the Rhythm Nation tour
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The headline for these types of articles should just be, like, “We interviewed 12 of the dumbest motherfuckers alive”
Sketch drawings of some dumb motherfuckers
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I mean if Michael Tracey wants to come to Houston, I’ll fight him
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Everyone: Hey it’s pretty disappointing that you went to this, stopped to be photographed on the red carpet, and then tried to make it look like you didn’t have a choice in being there TL: How dare you attack me for wearing a mask?!
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Slowly dawning on me that Dennis the Menace was probably a sociopath. There’s adhd and then there’s, like, shaving your neighbor’s cat and trying to burn their house down
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Humpty Dance is a song about body positivity and learning to love yourself
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Now That’s What I Call Transubstantiation! Volume 5
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Frankly, falling asleep at work is the most relatable thing this guy does. Who among us, etc., etc.
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Honest taco BOO-stamints @thatkindofparty.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My wife has been permanently banned from the cake subreddit please respect our privacy at this time
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