Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 20hWhat's that? National *poetry* day? Oh. I see. Does anything rhyme with clay? #NationalPoetryDay 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 21hJust solved a really tricky data issue in a meeting and pulled out a nice Dennis Taylor 1985 World Snooker Championship celebration - blank faces. Our cultural heritage is being lost. Onward though - we'll do a Seve Ballesteros dance next time. Surely that will land? 110
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026His first post in almost three weeks, and this was it? And... that's normal for him, is it?static.klipy.comPeter Falk as Lt. Columbo ThinkingAlt: Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo, thinking 001
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you really think about it, a custard cream dunked in black coffee is pretty much tiramisu. Sorry Italy, that's just basic science. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's an old one of mine, but "reduce, reuse, recycle"... I'm not raking the lawn. Leaves. 012
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just spent a good few minutes trying to work out what was going wrong with my lookup on the field STU_FIRSTNAME because it just kept returning "STU". Can you guess what the issue was? (Apart from me being an idiot, which should be read as given) 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Posting pictures of the rain like we used to post pictures of the snow. "Look at this puddle!" 000
Reposted by Greg DobbinsAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135088681
Reposted by Greg DobbinsJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton had talent and vision and humor and money and did good with all four. Very, very few people in history can say the same. 128245
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Yeah, come back when they invent a robot that can walk at exactly the correct pace on the way out of work to avoid either catching up with the person in front or being caught up by the person behind and having to have a conversation with them, without making it obvious that's what they're doing. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dreamt a great idea for a picture book last night, I know I did, but can't remember it at all now. Maybe next time you're asleep you could read it, let me know what you think? 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One email = Two pounds of pork. Standard international scale, everyone knows that. 011
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Best served at room temperature..." *Pours liquid brie into a soup bowl* 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026- I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory... and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies - Okaaaay... you can pick your prize up later. Next is this bottle of wine, and the winner is... 138 green. That's green ticket, number 138... 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If your colander has gone missing, you can fashion a replacement out of a pair of eclipse glasses 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Haven't got a colander so going to hold a saucepan lid over my face with just the very edge not covered. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A whole article about medlars which while it mentions their ugly appearance doesn't acknowledge at all that they were popularly called 'open arse' or 'dog's arse' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMedlars: The ancient fruit that Britain forgot aboutOne woman is trying to revive the nation's love for this little-known fruit. 110
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Haha, take that, sun! How do you like it now, huh? Try to kill me, will you? Well the moon's on my side, so what you gonna do about that? Bye bye!static.klipy.comMr. Burns' Evil Laugh in The SimpsonsALT: Mr. Burns' Evil Laugh in The Simpsons 100
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Got to respect Milligan and O'Hare for keeping their music off the streaming sites, non-compliance that is true to the folk tradition. Nyahhh. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Quite an exciting end to the One Day Cup group stages today, not that you'd know it from the BBC Cricket pages. Nothing going on but the Hundred apparently. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Dubai Chocolate Padel Courtsstatic.klipy.comDonald Duck: Money Money MoneyAlt: Donald Duck: Money Money Money 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Wonder if anyone has one of those nonsense "Own An Acre of the Moon" certificates that covers the area Musk's shitty rocket crashed into? Where there's blame there's a claim! 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"The greaaaatest love of all, is ha-ha-happening to me..." (Too niche?) 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dog doubled back on our walk this morning and started sniffing in the hedge. I looked up and saw we were under a damson tree. Think we might have accidentally trained her to seek out damsons? 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026There's just no need to use Amazon - when would they ever do this for you? Happy Birthday, Bert. Order on the way! 010
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Just made a pretty decent vegan cheese sauce in the test kitchen. ('It's the same kitchen, Greg.' 'Shut uuuuuup!') 030
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ref has completely bottled this. Should have given at least one yellow in the first five minutes, now it's a free for all. Not going to be a free flowing classic. 110
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If any of my Scottish or Welsh friends ever start supporting England in a football match then something will have gone seriously awry somewhere. Wave those Argentina flags with pride! You've got plenty of energy left for flag waving anyway, you don't get to do much of it with your own flags.static.klipy.comAnthony Michael Hall in Breakfast ClubALT: Anthony Michael Hall in Breakfast Club 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I foresee a spike this morning in Google searches for "Words beginning with..." #Wordle 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Joke candidate,not serious about representing Clacton, reducing politics to cheap theatre... and Count Binface is standing too. £100,000 please Have I Got News For You. 010
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Got a feeling it's going to take a couple more flushes at least. #Farage 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Score a great deal with us! Catch it sweetly on the half volley with our buy one get one free! Scrape your studs down the achilles of your headache with Megaprofen! Spit on the pitch in frustration with this great new puzzle game! Take a blatant dive and clutch your shin to win a meal deal! 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I didn't stay up to watch the football, I just always look this tired first thing in the morning. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_2j... Hello, welcome to dial-a-view To locate the area in which you wish to observe You must program in the longitude and the latitude For a closer, more detailed picture Use either zoom or the micro-zoom controls Good luckyoutube.comMiner At The Dial-A-ViewYouTube video by Grandaddy - Topic 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I hope it's reasonably apparent that my many and varied complaints about how Connections gets too American sometimes are very much tongue-in-cheek (chetongueek?). My real ire is saved for the Spelling Bee goddamn asswipes. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Why don't Americans learn to say hockey correctly first, then we can talk about aircon? 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Hid some pieces of cheese around the house to keep the dog occupied during the heat. Forgot to count how many I'd hidden. *Think* she got them all. 100
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026JFC Connections. JFC Americans. What the hell is wrong with you? 010
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Wait, Headlines has a World leaderboard? Where was that when I did this? Today's leader only has 478!! Robbed of my glory! 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Soleros $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I just cooked an egg on the bonnet of my car. Dented it a bit climbing up there though, and the heat from the camping stove has blistered the paintwork. In conclusion, though it is indeed possible I wouldn't recommend it, especially in current temperatures. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Lovely time of year to have a cold by the way. Lovely. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 23/06/2026- Oh look, the long jump record has just been broken - Nonsense! It's called jumping. We had jumps that far when I was younger. - O...kay. Oh that's nice, the oldest person in the world has now lived longer than anyone else ever. - Rubbish! Do you have records going back forever? Of course not. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The mental gymnastics required to state 'it's called summer' must be exhausting, particularly in such unprecedentedly hot weather. 000
Greg Dobbins @thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Contestant called Sheldon on Pointless. Me - Is his partner called Malcolm? Blank look from my wife. Nothing. 100
