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☆DIEF☆

@thatdog.bsky.social
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Grumpy, tired, and sometimes wired. - Ramblings of a dude pretending to be a dog on the internet. - Level: 36. Apparent himbo? Hobbyist Broista ☕️ - I'm a simple man. Coffee, cars, and music. ESFJ 🤙 🔞 Posting bollocks here since 16/08/2023

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good on you for standing up to that
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mood.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah. I suspected it was hernia related, based on the previous posts. Colleague on my team is also being messed about with his hernia op. Been waiting about a year. He was due to have it done last month and they cancelled last min. He was gowned up, fasted, and ready to go.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm going to go stand under a hot shower with some tunes.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What surgery did you have dude? Sounds like it's gone ok, so glad to hear it.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll clean up the bodily fluids and maintain composure whilst doing so. I'll probably the one who has to deal with it when he's found collapsed on the floor. Me and mum (retired nurse) will pick up the pieces. It's not like mums health isn't ailing either. 👍
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course his biological son, my older half brother doesn't see all of this/doesn't want to see it. He'll come up from London and visit occasionally. It's fine. His brother who through his occupational job experience, can deal with that stuff.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was catching his breath back in his office. Then of course he was fretting a bit. Made him a coffee and told him to go chill out. He needs to be in a home where he can be looked after better, but he refuses. He could afford a nice one with a social hub.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought this was the day when I walk in on my deceased stepdad. He wasn't answering his phone. Went around and find his shitty trousers on the floor in the hallway, his pocket items all over the steps, walking stick on the floor. Thankfully he was "ok". Went upstairs to wash. I've cleared up for him
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👏😄
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Northampton, Massachusetts.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interesting. Don't think so. I've woken up worried about people after dreaming about them. Had to speak to them just to put my mind at ease, even though my gut told me it was a dream
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mmm. Love to see it. Though with the increasingly warm weather, it's too hot to wear such stuff.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tree chicken.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your ass?
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But people don't buy them now! They simply lease them like they do with their mobile phones etc. Then they trade it in for a new one after 4 years, and transfer the debt/contract onto the new one.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh boy, I need to head to the DIY store for some some sealant! How exciting! I can peruse the power tools and building materials, lustfully longing to have the money, time, equipment, and space to craft things.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've added them to my 00's playlist.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤔
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's totally your blue.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup. Would wear that pattern. 😂
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New DLR seat pattetn looks like something you'd see on a ski jacket. I dig it.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cars are now throw away appliances.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah. I think there should be more scifi horror/thrillers. And I say this as someone who isn't a big fan of horror/scifi. 😄
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit. Got hit with HUGE whiplash nostalgia. Someone mentioned Bullet for my Valentine to me. Not heard that name in YEARS. I totally forgot about them. Straight away I was singing the intro to "All these things". 2005 my dudes.. 😩
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday off after a long weekend at work always feels weird. Feels like it's my Saturday, but everyone else is at work. Want to do something, but not much I can do. Guess I'll do house work. 🎉
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But what about chains?
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy anniversary, boys! Can't believe it's a year already. ❤️❤️❤️
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slugabud 🦠🧣☕ @audaxdreik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
conversation oubliette introverts can sit in the dark shadows and listen to the distant murmur of conversation. host occasionally lowers cheese trays and deviled eggs for them to nibble on
crude paint illustration of my conversation oubliette idea. a photo of a classic 70's conversation pit with a hand drawn grate leading down to an oubliette in the middle
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not that bad honestly. It's basically like going on holiday abroad, and registering for some additional activities. It's a bit of a faff with hotels though. If you bare bones register without hotel room it's easy. Helps if you have a friend who has invited you to room with them though lol
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mark "posts garf" postgarf @postgarf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 18/06/2026
bird furries will b- w, wait stop that. STOP THAT NO STOP TAKING THE SEEDS OF MY BURGER QUIT DOING THAT STOP IT
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The EU Kids Act will make private servers illegal as it stands now. Read up on the Act yourself: hub.edri.org/index.php/s/... Contact your MEPs, tell them to scuttle this bill, and sign the Stop Killing Internet Initiative to ensure the protection of our digital spaces: eci.ec.europa.eu/066/public
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We call that a twat tan in the uk. Proper twat tan there! Ouch.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(3/3) I wonder if there is some sort of parasite that causes them to commit squirrel seppuku, so that birds who feed on carrion, then ingest the parasite and thus the cycle continues? Or they are just suicidal? Hmm 🤔
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(2/_) ..on the other side of the road, but near the middle. It absolutely hunkered down and laid its head on the floor. I saw another car coming the other way and unless that squirrel moved, it was going to turn into red mist. As it transpires, on my route back, in that same spot. Dead squirrel..
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(1/_) I have a theory that squirrels may be suicidal or maybe influenced by a parasite? Dead squirrels in the road aren't unusual. Usually towards the centre. I was driving today and saw one today, scuttling about in the road as I approached. Big long straight A road. As I approached it was..
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's a problem with a raggedy car. On one hand, you don't care top much about the body etc. But on the other hand, neither does anyone else, so you get more damage from other people.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just worked out why my nearside wing mirror was off. Some dickhead has twatted it. The mechanisim inside is bust, so the body is all loose and it can just fold in with little effort. It's on my shed daily runner, but still. 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Now I need to try and stick it in place.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having never properly watched any of the series, apart from Next Gen, I can't relate. 😅
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See I'm torn between that and Voyager. 😩
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Burger @burgerraccoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FA is our home outside of the hands of greedy tech bros with their enshittification tactics and AI bullshit. We need to work together to keep it running!
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Lamblimped Cryo (35 days) @cryolithius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA regardless of your personal feelings, is the core of the fandom and losing it would mean YEARS AND YEARS of art, messages, pages, and memorials for people that have passed, would be gone. We CANNOT allow ourselves to rely simply on sites like bsky, twitter, insta, etc. etc. to be our defaults.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stir frys are great when you can't really be bothered cooking. Bit of chopping prep, but then you just toss it in a wok. God I love my carbon steel wok.
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's rough, dude. I'd offer to come over and help. Got a selection of tools, but I've never worked on a motorbike.
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school
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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That looks like a ballache of an area to work.
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