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Captain Obvious

@thatdamnceej.bsky.social
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tables will turn. What goes up, must come down.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Exams looking like 91, 93, 81. Gotta tighten up on that 81, but that was 3 exams in one fucking week. 3am study sessions go crazyyyy.
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Friday Dance
ALT: Friday Dance
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ughhhh I was in a good groove! Guess that means heads in beds
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not me running out of paper while tryna print my study guides 😩😩
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My neighbor had a pest control van pull up to her house. Bitch i will set it on fire myself. Bet not SHIT cross that property line. I’m aggressively aggravated
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Everything Is Fine: Woman Pours Drink Sadly
ALT: Everything Is Fine: Woman Pours Drink Sadly
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SpooktasticLilooo 👻 @lisajohnax.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Happy Birthday 🥳
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Ms. Hunny 🎃 @chelleeeee.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Happy Birthdayyyyy!! 🥳
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Maxwell Smart @angrymann.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy Birthday 🎊🎁🎂 🎉
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Fred C. @coledaynhell.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Happy birthday 🎈🎂 🎉 🥳
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheers to 34 🥂
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bday in two weeeeeeks
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Met a Women’s health NP and student yesterday at my annual. The NP was a black women 😍
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Side note: Those of you that have Master’s Degrees. I saw on the clock app that Master’s programs are easier academically but way my paper/busy work. Is this true?
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m QUICK to send my resume out to connections. Always looking for better opportunities.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Anyway, August is upon us and I have no finalized plans. No hair ideas, no out fit, no trip booked. I’ll have that figured out by next weekend
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I realize there is no rush to respond to certain things. Sometimes it’s nothing else left to say. Especially when you’ve already voiced it
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Adesperate mother plea amidst genocide My baby disappearing into darkness💔 Every second we wait,her tiny body fades into gloom.We have one last chance to save her life,but we cant do it alone.Please dont letme lose my baby Be miracle we pray for Every help gives us hope🥹🙏 tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
Ghazal held in blankets Baby on a mattress Same baby different angle Ghazal sleeping
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I feel like we live in a day and age where people believe so blindly at things because the truth would hold a mirror they aren’t ready to see.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I also crave intellectual conversation with my peers. I hate surface level communication sometimes.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Manifesting is so weird because I can feel my body and mind in my new life but I’m still here. I can’t explain it.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Daydreaming of the life I can’t wait to have. Transition periods suck. I’m done with this chapter in life but I have work to do still. 🫩
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Talk that shit tho
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I feel like couples that share a profile….. somebody cheated. Idk its weird lol
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Eva Dandridge @crushedvelvet.blacksky.app · 16/06/2026
I think I’m gonna take a page out of Brooke’s book!
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No semesters off. Run it.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also, been at my job 2 years. 🎉
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x @slightwright.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
Lmfao
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m ready for ease, I’ve carried enough on my own. I’ve also put down things that were never mine to carry. Everyone will do their part. Willingly or unwillingly.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I really had to build a whole new life. And this is what I asked for in January 2024. I’m so grateful that TMH carried me through. But the shit I had to go through, LITERAL trials and tribulations, were from the pits of hell.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s so hot. I love it soooo bad lol
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I do not like managerial roles. The idea of having to manage grown adults makes my skin crawl. The moment someone play dumb I’m irritated 😂.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@ddpacino.bsky.social
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My latest fave memes 😌
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Chocolate Giddy-Up’s Cousin @jocklaflair.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Black Love. #photography
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sdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I rang that bell today. GOD IS GOOD!! Thank you to all the nurses and other staff that made this easy. Thank you for being kind, being in good spirits and keeping me in good spirits.
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A.B 🧚‍♀️ @mkanroji.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
I love me something strict lmao Fold me right on up.
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Man's Heartfelt Laugh
ALT: Man's Heartfelt Laugh
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I be on Zillow just looking at new spots lol I have a year but I’m such a planner I can’t help itttttt
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Man I’ve had a crazy semester. Well school year. I had court and a final today. Came out swinging each time. Did not half step AT all. God had it ALLLLLL
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Passed ALL them finals TOO!
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I love a kick back with friends or a jazz lounge. Not a club girlie.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Those men that ride those tricycles irk me and I have no idea why. It’s nothing they have done. I really can’t explain why but it looks like a big wheel to me 🙁
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It’s supposed to be eighty degrees Sunday 🥹
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°❈ 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉𝑒🌹𝑅𝑜𝓈𝑒°❈ @oneinamillyon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Alrightyyy. Ima do weekend energy for yall… 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (I work from my likes first) 🗣️DO NOT LIKE THIS POST IF YOU DON’T WANT A READING PLEASE!!! Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛💫
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
And I got a 95 on that quiz. Shocked me as well
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I have not gotten more than 4 hours of sleep each day this week. Work 830-5 the. School 5-1030 or later. I’m exhausted to say the least.
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I refuse to bring anyone into some mess. Cause I’m not dealing with no mess!
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My son is getting older. It’s so amazing to see him turn into a little gentleman. That’s someone’s husband 🥰. I got her back and she don’t even know it yet!
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Captain Obvious @thatdamnceej.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I can not wait until tomorrow night. So I can SLEEP!
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steakum dress @twrksumn.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
nothing gets past me, even if I act like I’m blind to it. I’m not nosy but I am incredibly observant.
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a woman is looking at a triangle with the equation a = 1b.h.
Alt: a woman is looking at a triangle with the equation a = 1b.h.
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