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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's popular amongst lawmakers, not anyone else
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zipper730.bsky.social @zipper730.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The USDA appears to have given Palantir an $800 million no-bid contract to consolidate American farm-data into a single-platform. The bulk of the information is in the image below, but it is a serious problem since the USDA. Please share #Farmers #FoodSupply #Palantir #Surveillance #USDA
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, for now at least
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
Why Is Dad Pulling The Car Over?
Why Is Dad Pulling The Car Over?
For families looking to explore the nation's most iconic destinations, road trips are a classic summer tradition, but they aren't always without incident. Here's why American dads are pulling the car over.
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To safely rifle through cassettes for Emerson, Lake & Palmer's Tarkus
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Reapplying SPF to window-leanin' arm
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Needs to exchange insurance info with deer
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Seasickness
To get some rest by letting the dog drive for a while
Testing out car's
"pulling over" capabilities
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Kids won't stop shooting each other
GPS voice male
Throwing self into
Grand Canyon
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you think 3d computer graphics will change animation forever? Imagine a world where 2d animation is replaced by 3d #EmersonLakeandPalmer #tarkus
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🔞OnyxNuva || PLUS 🔞 @onyxnuvaplus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#savespeech #stopKOSA #notodigitalID UNCERTAIN REPORT: There's a claim by a Ben Brody & Punchbowl that Marsha Blackburn is "aiming to make a unanimous consent request to pass the Kids Online Safety Act around 5pm.
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Purple_WahBaba_9000's comment on "Censorship Megathread LXXI: Social media ban for under-16s to begin in March 2027, Culture Secretary says"
Explore this conversation and more from the PoliticalOptimism community
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Michigan, Wisconsin and Utah all tried to pass VPN restrictions this past year. We should expect even more this year: I'm already hearing about new bills being planned in other states, including one that would make it a felony to bypass age-verification using VPN. This isn't about protecting kids.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tbh idk what it say either, just wanted to show there was an article talking about the topic
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's an article about it punchbowl.news/article/tech...
punchbowl.news
The lame duck hopes for the Kids Online Safety Act
Senate Commerce Committee Chair Ted Cruz said that KOSA would come up for a full vote “hopefully during the lame duck.”
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know what to think of it, Ben Brody is a Punchbowl news reporter so take that as you will
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a Ben Brody tweet
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🔞OnyxNuva || PLUS 🔞 @onyxnuvaplus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#savespeech #notodigitalID #stopKOSA If you want to keep yelling at Discord and demand they roll back global age verification incrementalism, you can submit "support tickets" here support.discord.com/hc/en-us
support.discord.com
Discord
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spider paralysis demon.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's not even that I think it's dead, it's very much alive, but I think people should be very clear on the information they share and make sure they got the info right because it can either cause unneeded stress or guards to be lowered depending on the information shared
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This was an article from 06/11/2026, we should always have an eye out for these laws, but unless there's context missing, this is old news
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SilentWorlds @silenttails.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey y'all, just to let you all know but there are bot farms going around posting the same links in an attempt to get KOSA passed, please report them if you see a post like this on here or on other social sites. #badinternetbills #stopkosa
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Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 15/09/2026
🚨NET NEUTRALITY RED ALERT- The federal government has inserted a provision into a funding deal with the state of California that would make the state abandon its gold standard net neutrality law, broadband affordability regulations, and public safety protections. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
eff.org
California: Tell the Governor to Stand Up for Net Neutrality, Affordability, and Public Safety
The federal government has inserted a provision into a funding deal with the state of California that would make the state abandon its gold standard net neutrality law, broadband affordability laws, a...
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You could bullshit a tall lanky stage which is the most important part of an infection AU
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JJBA Infection au but everyone turns into Tarkus so that everyone has to remember he exists (popular fav? fuck you replace him with Tarkus)
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scary
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's scary because it's realistic
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Liz Alfos @touloutoumou.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The exact opposite of irony poisoned mind. An irony immune guy
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The "jojo's bizarre adventure" artstyle is just a can of worms because it's a commonly butchered artstyle attempted to make something funny/epic. People tend to not know the fact there in fact there is not one jojo style and that not everyone looks like jotaro. I mocked this a while ago.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The thoth style is just a difficult style to replicate because it creates features out of nowhere and very inconsistent in terms of ugliness/cartoonishness. There is no "right way" and it's so annoying because the fanart(even mine) still feels wrong.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is no art pet peeve bigger than getting a style wrong, even if I can't get it right either. I commonly come across poor quality "oingo boingo" style art that bother me in ways I can't describe because technically that aren't doing it wrong (mostly) but either it looks too pretty or lazy.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish there were more rants in style replication but the only one I can find easily are Harry Gold videos. I know there's a ton for mascot horror but they are hard to search as there is no universal tag about this specific subject.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can I have less ugly per ugly
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trying to draw tarkus not too ugly as if Tarkus didn't come with the fucking ugly
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 10/09/2026
Technology and the laws that regulate it should support and empower young people. California’s AB 1709 - signed into law today by Gov. Gavin Newsom - falls far short of this goal, say EFF and its allies.
eff.org
We All Deserve a Better Internet, Not A Smaller One
SAN FRANCISCO - Technology and the laws that regulate it should support and empower young people. California’s AB 1709 - signed into law today by Gov. Gavin Newsom - falls far short of this goal, say ...
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Needle vein strike
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this true?
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not only are foundations and donors pulling back from supporting trans rights, but major foundations are dropping organizations BECAUSE of their commitment to trans issues. This happened to @fightforthefuture.org and we have not recovered financially www.them.us/news/trans-r...
them.us
Trans Leader Sounds Alarm About “Near Complete Exodus” of Philanthropy From Movement
​Shelby Chestnut, the executive director of the Transgender Law Center, says that the “dollars barely trickle in.”
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You guys have headcanons that you love but don't agree with, I really love Butch Lesbian Tarkus
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anomaly detected in grocery distribution.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like how PJPB are one entity
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Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 27/08/2026
Meta just settled big in court over social media harms to kids, which is good news and …bad news. Let’s get into it. #Section230 #AgeVerification #OnlineIDChecks
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you collect my random ass vents across the website, you can piece together an arg of a man going mad
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Chudling
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New oc
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Must be an evil wizard
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who is doing this?
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why is this so whimsical? Frutiger aero ass image
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Justanothergeekyfan(🔞) no minors @saikyorat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Best image I’ve ever seen.
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Why is my OTP George X Dario?
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
joking if not clear
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Tarkus(real) @thatcofaperson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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