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Matty Thack

@thackalanche.bsky.social
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Dad | Latter-day Saint | Finger of Davos @davosfingers | Stay-at-home defenseman | musician | Wedge Guy | #Avs | #DMB | #BYU | he/him

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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait why am I supposed to not like Supergirl? I watched it for the first time last night while folding laundry and thought it was fine. Mostly at the level of just about any other superhero film these days.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I always thank AI after it gives me a helpful answer. When the machines take over, I hope my politeness earns me a spot in their new kingdom.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve realized why I like Tires. It reminds me of Kevin Smith stuff.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The heaviest sexual tension in all of Star Wars: Qui-Gon Jinn and Shmi Skywalker Hubba Hubba Jedi in Trubba.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you aren’t liking it, you don’t have to watch it.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well, at least my pimple patch was full when I woke up this morning
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A positive of getting surgery is having a guilt-free excuse to completely binge season two of HOTD in preparation of watching season three. On my way to being surprised at everything I’ve forgotten. Also, wiping with your non-dominant hand is quite the adventure, FYI.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Still my favorite book of all time. Read it probably 25 times at least since I was a kid and still finding new themes to think about (this time it was Dally’s jacket). Got a fresh copy for the cruise so I could approach it with fresh eyes.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The number of white people who can rap “Ice Ice Baby” perfectly during a “guess the one hit wonder” trivia game on a cruise ship is, frankly, embarrassing.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Toy Story 5 was fun. FWIW: 1 3 5 2 4
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You poop right before getting in the shower. Do you… Wipe before getting in the shower Or… Jump right in the shower and spray off there
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Felled a massive dead tree in my yard today and there is indeed something very intoxicating that comes along with wielding a chainsaw.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The more I watch the more I’m convinced that Keely Effing Jones is the beating heart of TED LASSO.
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Keeley Jones from Ted Lasso raises hand
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Never in history has there been a better time for RATM to get back together.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You know Freedom 250 must be bad when the place they made a name for themselves was known for it’s…
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My dad called to tell me a joke: What’s red and bad for your teeth? . . . . . . A brick.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Get my friend Scott back in your ears! I love listening to him talk about, well, anything.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Controversial music post: With the exception of a lot of the great John Popper's work, I can't really think of any song that is made BETTER by a harmonica solo. And I love Bob Dylan.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
@dopjon.bsky.social thinking of you brother.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Feeling like I need to fill my head with something whimsical right now.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Classic tech use from my 66-year-old father: Emails me a YouTube link. Calls me to tell me he emailed me a link. I can’t answer. He texts me to tell me he called me to tell me he emailed me a link.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If I like or comment on one of your posts, there’s a high probability I’m doing it while sitting on the toilet. Just FYI.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Easy
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Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
ALT: Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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a man in a pirate hat is looking out of a window
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ouch. I try not to wallow, but some hits you just don’t expect.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ACOK was just added to Utah’s list of books baned in public schools 🤣 Does this make me a criminal?
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Remember that one summer when we were all into swing music? youtu.be/FkmgafBRdos?...
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BBVD "You and Me (And The Bottle Makes Three)" Music Video (version w/ animation)
YouTube video by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You know you’re a hockey parent when…
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If you want to go for a quick thrilling ride try sneezing and standing up really fast when you get to the “choo” part of the sneeze.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Tulsa King may be the weakest of the Sheridan series I’ve watched so far. But I kind of still love it.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This month’s vinyl wall lineup
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Winston and Aly are the best relationship on New Girl and it’s not particularly close. Next would be Nick and Tran.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sorry, but Mikey didn't lead his friends on a dogged treasure hunt while being chased by ruthless criminals, AND make out with a much older girl, all while suffering from asthma, just to be remembered as a hairy-footed gardener from a fantasy series.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Kids these days cannot believe we used to stick a CD/tape/record of an artist into a player and then listen to songs by ONLY that artist for the next 45-60 minutes.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Derek from Shrinking is pretty much everything I want to be as a middle aged man
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hang it in the louvre
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Even in these lean years when I’ve given ASOIAF some major space, I’ve still read D&E at least annually. The whimsy, the characters, the storytelling… it’s a surprising safe space for me. Even so, the latest #AKOTSK gutted (brained?) me. This series is everything I’ve hoped it would be and more.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Watching the SB opener with extended fam and my mom sincerely asked what country Green Day is from. My BIL deadpan replied, “California, Gail”
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My twins participated in a walkout at their high school to protest ICE and honestly I could not be more proud. My daughter even blasted Rage Against the Machine over the speakers 😂
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek no Lord of the Rings no Marvel and no Disney animated or Pixar.
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a man in a really nice camper wants to put his song on the radio
ALT: a man in a really nice camper wants to put his song on the radio
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It’s been a long time since I’ve jumped into the ASOIAF world, so it was a double breath of fresh air to watch episode 1 of my favorite ASOIAF work, A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, last night. I am fully hooked!
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
When you’re peeing and you feel a sneeze coming on
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Walking about Costco alone while waiting for new tires to be installed on the kids’ car. What’s creepier… A) walking with no cart, both hands in my pockets B) walking with a cart that only has like three items in it This is Costco, mind you.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Latest total is over $225k
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It’s been a hard couple of days for me and other members of my faith. Through it all, true followers of Jesus can be identified by their works, more so than their words.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’m usually a pretty optimistic fellow. You know this. I’m not feeling very optimistic right now. And I didn’t even like the guy.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Friendly reminder that on “N Together Now”, Method Man rhymes “teeth” with “thesis” by pronouncing the former as “teefis”. Like how a toddler would say it. I’m here for that kind of creativity.
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
My candidate
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Matty Thack @thackalanche.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Actually I don’t hate Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
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