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Tyler

@tgarret.bsky.social
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🌈|👷🏻‍♂️|🏃🏻|🌭|🏙️|🌱 NYC ↔️ CT

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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m taking an uber from LGA to my salon btw
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I do this all too often
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Flight attendant got me drunk on an hour flight somehow. Thank you for your service.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My coffee this morning had me skipping words in my meeting
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I need to go to bed but Signs is on… Also I never noticed Merritt Wever is in this movie.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why was I the oldest one at this site survey…
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Woman Interview: Looking Behind Her in Forest
ALT: Woman Interview: Looking Behind Her in Forest
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who says I can’t have a shopping spree on this overnight work trip?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clock it!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kylie spotted in the wild
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At least Celine Dion is blasting in terminal B
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s going to be a looong day ✈️
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ok but I need at least 3x more
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The leaf peepers and Gilmore girls have taken over the town
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think we should kick them 🤷‍♂️
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At your service
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Macho Man Tips Red Cowboy Hat
ALT: Macho Man Tips Red Cowboy Hat
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Senator Collins pledged to serve 2 terms in Congress and yet, here we are, 30 years later. Let's retire Susan Collins once and for all.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And then I asked myself ‘where would people never notice a town full of robots? Connecticut!”
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching Stepford Wives tonight, and it’s just giving mar a lago down
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can’t wait to spend too much money on pumpkins this weekend
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope I can come back as this dog in my next life
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When will reputable news sources stop linking videos to X accounts?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me help you release
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank god, I had candy corn for dinner ☠️
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So are you pro-candy corn, or anti-candy corn. Step carefully.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank god
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friendly reminder that polls aren’t real. Go out and vote.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This app gives me such whiplash. One minute I’m watching politcal commentary that enrages me, the next I see a fat hairy **** that also enrages me.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway, oust Susan Collins
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s hard rewatching Denise Richards’ seasons on RHOBH knowing what we know now.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why am I so anxious? Is it this country? Is it my new job? Is it… fall and winter incoming? So many choices!!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frost setting in tonight so had to do a final haul on all the tomatoes
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Six days without a cigarette, just about over the hump!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve always been a showgirl
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DTF(rolic)
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I hit the garage remote from down the street
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even better
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yknow, nice touch!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You don’t fall in love with Mr. Pussy, you enjoy him and set him free
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over of course, folded is even better
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m just now recovering from the summit last week Christ
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I guess tomorrow is Monday again?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants to compare pubes?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess I should caveat that I just got in from a red eye
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May have grabbed a 6 am modelo because this has been a WEEK. (I am not engaging in work today)
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s too early for a Chrysler building calf tattoo
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe I’m just gay, but I didn’t know that mileage could encroach upon 500k
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Golden girls 🤝 falling asleep in hotel rooms
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, I did it
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Well Girls I Did It Finally
ALT: Well Girls I Did It Finally
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have to face my fears today - talking about myself in front of a room of strangers… soon to be teammates.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been to JFK too many times in recent weeks…
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