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Tyler

@tgarret.bsky.social
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🌈|👷🏻‍♂️|🏃🏻|🌭|🏙️|🌱 NYC ↔️ CT

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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So are you pro-candy corn, or anti-candy corn. Step carefully.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Friendly reminder that polls aren’t real. Go out and vote.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This app gives me such whiplash. One minute I’m watching politcal commentary that enrages me, the next I see a fat hairy **** that also enrages me.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway, oust Susan Collins
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s hard rewatching Denise Richards’ seasons on RHOBH knowing what we know now.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why am I so anxious? Is it this country? Is it my new job? Is it… fall and winter incoming? So many choices!!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frost setting in tonight so had to do a final haul on all the tomatoes
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Six days without a cigarette, just about over the hump!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve always been a showgirl
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DTF(rolic)
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I hit the garage remote from down the street
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You don’t fall in love with Mr. Pussy, you enjoy him and set him free
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m just now recovering from the summit last week Christ
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I guess tomorrow is Monday again?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants to compare pubes?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May have grabbed a 6 am modelo because this has been a WEEK. (I am not engaging in work today)
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s too early for a Chrysler building calf tattoo
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe I’m just gay, but I didn’t know that mileage could encroach upon 500k
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Golden girls 🤝 falling asleep in hotel rooms
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have to face my fears today - talking about myself in front of a room of strangers… soon to be teammates.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been to JFK too many times in recent weeks…
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gayest new music Friday, I’m in heaven.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today was my first day at my new job and I’m just so so happy. I’m working with a team from the past, we’re essentially a start-up construction consultancy group, and we’re going live this week. I’m over the moon for our founder. Just had to share a ray of light tonight.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I *still* am the strip club
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me rn
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t think this is a hot topic, but really, why do airports make me so thirsty for men?
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can’t wait to see my dog tonight
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We get home from Italy at 10pm, and I start my new job tomorrow. The good news? I don’t have to work or go anywhere tomorrow because my equipment doesn’t come in until Tuesday. What a lovely cherry on top of the end of this trip!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn’t realize that Bologna has 38 miles of porticoes. They’re beautiful for strolling.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last stop: Bologna. My first time in this city, and I’m looking forward to the food most.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wedding night
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m alive, the Italian heat just had me there for a minute. Finally some cool weather in Tuscany today.
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry for party rocking
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lock me up
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m missing you like candy
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Mandy Moore - Candy Music Video
ALT: Mandy Moore - Candy Music Video
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Please, help me, these Italians are trying to kill me
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IYKYK
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Need for breed
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rally
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There is a porn hub styled kebab place under my bnb
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not me horny, lol I’m so random
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Monochrome in Rome
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You don’t eat the cheese rind? Grow up!!!!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ciao Bella 🇮🇹
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m pretty sure everyone has Covid right now… head colds, allergies…
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She back ✂️
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I can’t wait to be home and check on the garden
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Paula Abdul got to meet Tippy at LAX today
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Diva down, woke up with a 102 fever!
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Tyler @tgarret.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I watched a man eat cigarettes last night and spit them out on the floor of the bar.
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