iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Before becoming a parent, I liked Jalapeño flavored Tim’s Chips because they tasted good. But now that I have a kid I know the real benefit is that I get to eat the whole bag.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I spilled my very blood for this cause.

A t-shirt for the Pucks and Pints blood donation drive.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I can’t wait watch these two face each other in the World Cup final.

The remarkable story of Lionel Messi’s meeting with a baby Lamine Yamal. Photo shows a hound Messi helping a baby take a bath. It’s a real photo.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

This post is brought to you by this $1 scratchy copy of Love’s self-titled album. Such a good album except for that fucking misogynist murder ballad that also craps all over Hendrix and Dylan records and others that I’m forgetting right now but will be rudely reminded of during my next play.

A record player playing a record with the cover of a Love album standing above it.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Jingle Bells played by a giant orchestra of only tubas. Greater Seattle Tubachristmas.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

My 7-year-old dressed her giraffe for a dance party tonight. “She put the feather in her hat and called it macaroni,” she told me.

Photos of a stuffed animal giraffe with a paper hat with google eyes and a black feather. She has a necklace with a baby bear tangled in it hanging from her neck and washy tape under her eyes.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

This is the first time the MLB app has ever put this y here

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

My seven-year-old saw this sign while we were waiting in a line for the bathroom and asked, “Why are only men allowed in that elevator?”

A sign that says elevator with a box with three people icons that look like the men’s room symbol.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Don’t even worry, CVS has the Werther’s Originals safely locked up.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Sick of your pocket calculator using woke math? The all-new CalcGOP uses advanced technology to check with the Trump White House to ensure it never gives an answer that might offend the President. If woke math is detected, CalcGOP will automatically suggest a government-approved alternative!

The iPhone calculator, but the plus sign is a swastika and the equals sign is an approximation sign.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Usually I am frustrated by the seemingly normal words that Firefox's spell checker does not know. But I'm actually impressed by this one. I will not be clicking "add to dictionary." What a horrible word.

Text says, "influencers on social media." The word influencers is underlined to signify it is not recognized or is spelled wrong, even though it is correct.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

You all listened to the movie reviewers back in the 90s, so you missed this.

A scary guy with long hair with the subtitle "Jesus time."

The guy is on fire and being electrocuted with his arms outstretched.

Ice-T with a circle A tattoo on his forehead with subtitle "Piece of shit."

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Companies and organizations have got to stand up for what they believe in. If you truly believe in a more equitable world, then don’t hide that value from the public. Trust in your community to have your back. (First post on Skylight.)

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Elon Musk would fire Inspector 34.

Freeze frame of little Pete and Inspector 34 from the 90s show Pete and Pete.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

My 6-year-old created this amazing phone design. It has touchscreen apps as well as a removable receiver handset. Patents are pending.

A child holding a piece of paper with stickers for apps and two cutouts in one hand and a paper receiver handset in the other.

The handset beats into the main phone body.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

I’m supporting Harris. If you know me and your head is spinning from the intense amount of disinformation swirling around and just want to talk to a real person about it, hit me up. We’re all in this together. Here’s a tiny planet photo I took of this city that I love.

Tiny planet photo of downtown Seattle on a cloudy day.

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