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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I spilled my very blood for this cause.

A t-shirt for the Pucks and Pints blood donation drive.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember when Altman said he couldn’t imagine parenting without AI? I feel that way but about fruit leathers.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I had a dream last night that someone found and posted a video of a younger me drunk and riding a bike that was on fire through a field. I did not remember doing this, but everyone on the internet was really mad at me for being irresponsible about fire safety. “This is how brush fires start!”

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My phone decided to show me a photo memory from this day three years ago when I took a photo of my positive covid test. Ah yes, good times. Thanks for the trip through memory lane, phone.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists discover the smallest known mass in the universe after studying the bite my child just took from the home cooked dinner @kellireef.bsky.social made her.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sending a follow-up email confirming that I unsubscribed from your email list is a form of violence.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“No results from your search” is itself very valuable information.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I refuse to surrender the em dash to the bots. They seek to denude us of our typeset belt—our longest, most confusing, and third-most useful dash—and we must fight to hold up the trousers of literature.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The kids are demanding that they bring back the muppets.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I can’t wait watch these two face each other in the World Cup final.

The remarkable story of Lionel Messi’s meeting with a baby Lamine Yamal. Photo shows a hound Messi helping a baby take a bath. It’s a real photo.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I think people should have to go somewhere to gamble.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I’m not sure it was worth it to reorganize the entire economy, evaporate desert lakes, poison the air, strain local power grids and violate the copyrights of every person who has ever created anything just to make web search worse.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The Google None plan sounds awesome! For just $5/mo and they will stop forcing AI slop into your gmail.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I think it matters if something is true or not.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

News site: A businesses that people love is closing (but you have to click to find out which one) Fine, I’ll click. News site: Ad. Ad. Loading… Video ad. Loading… Ad. Ad. Loading… Ah, I see, it must be the news site that’s dying.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

That was brutal. Pretty rare to score and empty netter and then lose.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

These fucking guys are really going to make me, a survivor of 14 years of Catholic school, stand up for the Catholic Church. I never thought I’d see the day. But man, “The Pope is soft on crime” is absolutely killing me.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

There’s a type of anti-Trump person who always thinks he is playing 4D chess rather than being a narcissistic fool. I look forward to takes like, “Trump sent Melania to shift everyone’s focus to Epstein and away from the unpopular war in Iran, which Trump started to shift focus away from Epstein.”

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Good news for everyone in Seattle who suffers from seasonal allergies: I believe I have hoovered every single particle of pollen into my airways and eye sockets, so the air should be clear for you.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Apollo 17 was the last manned moon mission in December 1972, and Pink Floyd released Dark Side of the Moon in March 1973. So the Artemis II crew are the first people to ever have the chance to listen to Dark Side of the Moon while looking at the dark side of the moon.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Turnout to Torrent games remains incredible. I guess we’re just keeping the upper decks open every game now. Pretty sure crowds are bigger than the kraken these days.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

“I AM dressed, Dad! I just need to put on my pants and my sweater and my socks.”

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I learned to write in cursive in grade school. We were forced to use it exclusively from 2nd through 5th grades. And then on the first day of 6th grade the teacher said we could choose print or cursive and I never wrote in cursive again. It can’t think of a single benefit I got from learning it.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

“Royale Tiger towel paper towel power play” is the most difficult phrase to say in the English language. Try to speak it out loud without reading it. It’s almost impossible. These PWHL announcers have a tough job.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I’ve been informed that the 2nd graders are all calling him Donald Dump.

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 05/03/2026

War is not some game. Our troops are not toy soldiers. Civilian casualties are not nothing. NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND. NO WAR WITH IRAN.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

“Don’t kill the ants! They’re useful. They eat the candy that’s left on the floor.” - My kid just now.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

My 8 y/o was playing Play Doh with a 1 y/o, and we were talking about how it always all ends up mixing together into the same purple-brown color eventually. Once the colors mix, they can’t be unmixed. If you keep mixing colors then eventually it must end up purple-brown. This is a post about LLMs.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The Kraken fucked up letting Tye Kartye go on waivers. They aren't in a position to be giving up 24 y/o assets for nothing. I knew he was gonna get picked up when I saw him get listed. He's young, cheap and has high minor league point totals in his not so distant past.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

It is rude to use LLM bots to pad out text you expect a fellow human being to read. We all only have so much time and energy in a day, and it is disrespectful to waste other people’s time reading words you didn’t take the time to write.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I’m not usually one to brag about how much better my tech is than yours, but my iPhone is so old it can’t update to iOS 26 or run any AI features.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe and Malala are sitting together at this Torrent game.

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ghosty @ghostytheeghost.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

LOL they showed Malala and we immediately scored so she has to come to every game now

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The equality vs equity illustration, except it’s the gendered bathroom lines at a Seattle Torrent game and the lesson is to demolish the patriarchy.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I created a new fiction blog tom.fucoloro.com/posts/i-created-a-… ← New post on my personal blog.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A few days ago, I wrote in my personal blog and *gasp* forgot to post about it on social media. Better yet, there is no comment system and I don't even know how to check the analytics on it, so I have no idea if anyone read it. And you know what? It feels good.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I hate when you’re listening to a perfectly good record and then Hey Joe comes on.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

The 7y/o and I just finished playing Rainbow Billy: The Curse of the Leviathan. I highly recommend playing it with your kid! The game worked in so many different forms of conflict resolution while Billy worked through complicated relationships with friends, family members and themself. 1/

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I was a teen when the HPV vaccine came out, and I told my doctor at my next appointment that I wanted to get it and he looked at me like I was crazy and said something like, “HPV doesn’t really affect men,” and didn’t prescribe it to me. (I have gotten it since then).

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

I just had to look up what the acronym TLA means.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Jingle Bells played by a giant orchestra of only tubas. Greater Seattle Tubachristmas.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

For April Fools, Apple should make everyone's autocorrect turn "duck" into "fuck”

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

My present-wrapping skills would be best described as “See something, say something”

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I am ready for a Torrent goal. Maybe a Gosling one-timer, though I’m not picky.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

As someone who graduated in 2008, I’ve only ever known a U.S. economy based on scams.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Few things are more terrifying than showing your kid a PG movie from the 80s that you only vaguely remember. Will there be casual misogyny? Homophobic jokes? Fat jokes? I guess we’re finding out together. Wish me luck.

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Tom Fucoloro @tfooq.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

For a few hours yesterday, the Kraken were tied for 1st in their division while having a -1 goal differential. Only 2 teams have scored fewer goals, but only 3 teams have allowed fewer goals. Really interesting team. Defense is great, and they somehow keep scoring at the right time to avoid losing.

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