Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I am done with the WNBA. Done. Fuck this league. Fuck Adam Silver. Fuck Cathy Engelbert. 081
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Cristian Espinoza already the best offseason signing in MLS. 140
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Not even three minutes in, NC State-Texas is making an excellent argument for never expanding the tournament field again. 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Over on Twitter I asked FOX to let Zlatan kick Alexi Lalas in the head on live television and now I can’t tweet for seven days. 011
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 14/03/2026James Breeding is such a piece of trash. Fuck the Big East. 070
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It’s interesting that Bruce Pearl now seems to think something that begins, arguably, as a valid form of defense can get out of hand and go too far. 120
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Oscar Pareja will always hold a special place in Orlando City history. Dug us out of the bottom of the dumpster. Made us a threat. Won a trophy. This was coming. Writing was on the wall last year. Surprised it didn’t happen after the playoff exit and the great collapse. Wilfried Nancy, you up? 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Hartford Athletic is running rampant in Jacksonville! At least the latter half of my sports day has been cheerful. 110
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Who cares that we lost the men’s basketball game? UConn women’s hockey just won Hockey East again! 070
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Maxime Crepeau and Dan Hurley got sent off/ejected at the exact same time, and I’m not above admitting I crashed the entirety of the fuck out. Everything is terrible. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I’m totally neutral on Tottenham as a club, but watching this cataclysmic collapse is absolute theater. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 04/03/2026James Talarico looks like one of the kids from Sombertown in the claymation Santa Claus movie grew up to become a candidate for the U.S. Senate. 020
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026The biggest question in my life right now is, “How badly do I hate myself?” 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026The Antoine Griezmann brace in Fort Lauderdale is going to hit like crack. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I knew we’d have to run the full gauntlet of a Miami comeback and a red card. It was written in the stars. The world will be a better place when Miami is back in the basement when Messi finally fucks off and the plastic disappears. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I’m not naive enough to think Orlando City has this game in the bag. We could be in for a remarkably moronic 45 minutes. But I will cherish those first 45 minutes as long as I can. What an effort by the Lions. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Duncan McGuire, apparently.media.tenor.coma soccer player in a yellow jersey with the number 10 on itALT: a soccer player in a yellow jersey with the number 10 on it 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026And what a sequence by Ivan Angulo. Quiet the haters, my guy! 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026MARCO PASALIC, YOU ABSOLUTE GEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Meanwhile, TNT rolling from a USWNT win right into UConn women’s basketball playing at Storrs South is very me-friendly. 040
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Is Orlando City about to get pummeled by the plastic tourist attraction from Miami? Probably. But I just got my dog to finally poop after 3 long hours, so absolutely nothing can bring me down tonight. 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I’m an absolute mess up here right now. Can’t stop crying. I’ve been saying all year they should wall Alex Karaban on Senior Day. They did it. It was perfect. 040
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I’m so sad I couldn’t be in Hartford tonight to watch UConn put Rick Pitino and St. John’s in a wood chipper. Outrageous performance. Glad I ran into a fellow Husky up here in Massachusetts during the second half and got to share a moment of joy. Next week is March. Don’t let the Huskies get hot. 1120
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I love it. Nice little pick-me-up after Saturday. Definitely wouldn’t be a long-term thing, but we get star power we desperately need (bums in seats) and sure up the other wing in case Pasalic goes this summer. Plus, he gets to play 30 seconds from an NBA arena. It’s perfect! 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Antoine Griezmann and Orlando City is a match made in Heaven. Orlando City desperately needs an explosive option on the left wing who can put bums in seats. Griezmann is an NBA fanatic, and I’m pretty sure 0.3 miles is the shortest distance to an NBA arena from any MLS stadium. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026LAFC is doing the work of the gods right now. 021
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Well, at least Orlando City looked miles better in the second half. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I don’t know if this makes sense, but it does. #OrlandoCity #OCSC 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Hope you’re right. Maybe it’s this game in particular getting to me since Red Bulls are local where I am and I hate seeing my friends happy in the group chat. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026And this goes so far beyond Griffin Dorsey being in the team less than a week, Iago being essentially a child who’s been here barely longer than Dorsey, and Robin Jansson being out injured. I’m genuinely afraid about this season. 100
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026media.tenor.coma gray cat is playing with a toy on the floor .ALT: a gray cat is playing with a toy on the floor . 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Oscar Pareja is getting punked by Michael Bradley. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The joy I felt from UConn beating Villanova lasted a matter of minutes. I am in the deepest pits of hell. 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I can’t handle the idea of Wilder Cartagena being seriously injured again. God dammit. This sucks. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Orlando City losing at home inside eight minutes to a team of kids coached by Michael Bradley. This is going to be a fun season. So glad we’re back. 000
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 20/02/2026It’s like Doyle reached into my head and pulled out all of my Orlando City thoughts. I’ve been so “meh” about this season since the Coronel situation unfolded. At least I can look forward to the return of Wilder Cartagena. Maybe we’ll over-perform. Maybe we’ll lose the play-in at home. ¿Vamos? 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You’re trying and that’s all that we can ask for. That’s good allyship. 010
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I paid $1,812 for two seats in the last row of Gampel Pavilion this season. And that’s just half the home games. Please excuse me if I’m not all that jazzed up when you’re shitting all over the brand-new Gampel floor against bad-bad Georgetown and Creighton teams. 120
Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Not to mention that in the process you effectively pissed away any chance at either the Big East regular season title and a 1-seed in the NCAA Tournament. Good job, guys! 210
