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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I am done with the WNBA. Done. Fuck this league. Fuck Adam Silver. Fuck Cathy Engelbert.

Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Not even three minutes in, NC State-Texas is making an excellent argument for never expanding the tournament field again.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Over on Twitter I asked FOX to let Zlatan kick Alexi Lalas in the head on live television and now I can’t tweet for seven days.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

James Breeding is such a piece of trash. Fuck the Big East.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

It’s interesting that Bruce Pearl now seems to think something that begins, arguably, as a valid form of defense can get out of hand and go too far.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Oscar Pareja will always hold a special place in Orlando City history. Dug us out of the bottom of the dumpster. Made us a threat. Won a trophy. This was coming. Writing was on the wall last year. Surprised it didn’t happen after the playoff exit and the great collapse. Wilfried Nancy, you up?

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Hartford Athletic is running rampant in Jacksonville! At least the latter half of my sports day has been cheerful.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Who cares that we lost the men’s basketball game? UConn women’s hockey just won Hockey East again!

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Maxime Crepeau and Dan Hurley got sent off/ejected at the exact same time, and I’m not above admitting I crashed the entirety of the fuck out. Everything is terrible.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I’m totally neutral on Tottenham as a club, but watching this cataclysmic collapse is absolute theater.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

James Talarico looks like one of the kids from Sombertown in the claymation Santa Claus movie grew up to become a candidate for the U.S. Senate.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The biggest question in my life right now is, “How badly do I hate myself?”

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The Antoine Griezmann brace in Fort Lauderdale is going to hit like crack.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I knew we’d have to run the full gauntlet of a Miami comeback and a red card. It was written in the stars. The world will be a better place when Miami is back in the basement when Messi finally fucks off and the plastic disappears.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I’m not naive enough to think Orlando City has this game in the bag. We could be in for a remarkably moronic 45 minutes. But I will cherish those first 45 minutes as long as I can. What an effort by the Lions.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

MARCO PASALIC, YOU ABSOLUTE GEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Meanwhile, TNT rolling from a USWNT win right into UConn women’s basketball playing at Storrs South is very me-friendly.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Is Orlando City about to get pummeled by the plastic tourist attraction from Miami? Probably. But I just got my dog to finally poop after 3 long hours, so absolutely nothing can bring me down tonight.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I’m an absolute mess up here right now. Can’t stop crying. I’ve been saying all year they should wall Alex Karaban on Senior Day. They did it. It was perfect.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Alex Karaban: Husky of Honor 🥹

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I’m so sad I couldn’t be in Hartford tonight to watch UConn put Rick Pitino and St. John’s in a wood chipper. Outrageous performance. Glad I ran into a fellow Husky up here in Massachusetts during the second half and got to share a moment of joy. Next week is March. Don’t let the Huskies get hot.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Antoine Griezmann and Orlando City is a match made in Heaven. Orlando City desperately needs an explosive option on the left wing who can put bums in seats. Griezmann is an NBA fanatic, and I’m pretty sure 0.3 miles is the shortest distance to an NBA arena from any MLS stadium.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

LAFC is doing the work of the gods right now.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Well, at least Orlando City looked miles better in the second half.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I don’t know if this makes sense, but it does. #OrlandoCity #OCSC

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

And this goes so far beyond Griffin Dorsey being in the team less than a week, Iago being essentially a child who’s been here barely longer than Dorsey, and Robin Jansson being out injured. I’m genuinely afraid about this season.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Oscar Pareja is getting punked by Michael Bradley.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The joy I felt from UConn beating Villanova lasted a matter of minutes. I am in the deepest pits of hell.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I can’t handle the idea of Wilder Cartagena being seriously injured again. God dammit. This sucks.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Orlando City losing at home inside eight minutes to a team of kids coached by Michael Bradley. This is going to be a fun season. So glad we’re back.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Orlando City, pick up the phone.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

It’s like Doyle reached into my head and pulled out all of my Orlando City thoughts. I’ve been so “meh” about this season since the Coronel situation unfolded. At least I can look forward to the return of Wilder Cartagena. Maybe we’ll over-perform. Maybe we’ll lose the play-in at home. ¿Vamos?

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

That’s an all-time embarrassing loss for UConn men’s basketball. You cannot call out the fans for not being up when you’re playing down to your opponent’s level, have it gain national attention for three days, have us show up hyped and then go out and play like that. Inexcusable.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

How active are the women’s basketball stans over here? Because I’ve got to tell you, friends, there over on the other app talking about an anti-Azzi-Fudd media agenda, and I’m at my wit’s end.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I need to spend more time over here, so I’ll start a comeback by saying this: Tonight, Alex Karaban becomes UConn men’s basketball’s all-time leader in games started. A win makes him the all-time wins leader. His Senior Day is Feb. 28. He should be inducted into the Huskies of Honor that day.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Anyone celebrating the news about the Connecticut Sun likely relocating to Houston for the 2027 WNBA season is a terrible person and a fake supporter of women’s sports.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

It was gut-wrenching to get the text from my wife saying she’d be willing to call our Connecticut Sun ticket rep and cancel season tickets if this goes through before the season. Fuck this. Fuck Adam Silver. Fuck the WNBA. I’m never watching again if the Sun leave Connecticut.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Dayne St. Clair is joining Inter Miami. Great signing for a club that just won a championship. But I am so sick of this pedantic, gaslighting nonsense coming from MLS HQ ever since Lionel Messi came to the league two years ago. The message to fans of every other club has been that we don’t matter.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

No time like after the first UConn basketball loss to return to Bluesky. Zero concern after last night. If the national reaction to Arizona (great team) beating UConn by four without Tarris Reed is, “Cats are the best team in the nation,” I eagerly await the returns of Reed and Braylon Mullins.

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Tim Fontenault @tfontenault.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Toronto had two outs in the ninth. Toronto had the tying run on third. This is your Stefan Frei moment, Blue Jays. Go find your Victor Vazquez.

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