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Mike

@tfoch.bsky.social
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Rocket scientist. I do other lettuces too.

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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 21h
I hope someone on TV explains what the triple lock is, because I've only heard it 500 times in the last 48 hours.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else feel Trump has claimed to have a bunch of fly-tippers under surveillance?
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@dukenfield.bsky.social thought you'd like this... playpostered.com
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Five taglines. Choose the one that made the poster.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reading an interesting book about the design of early Formula One cars. Can't wait to see how it ends, but no spoilers.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I assume they stole 50,000 pints, waited a few minutes then stole the other 20,000. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Thieves steal 70,000 pints of Guinness in two lorries
More than 800 barrels of the stout have been stolen from a depot in Runcorn, Cheshire, say police.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Quite amazing that someone will go on national radio for a music quiz and fail to know ZZ Top or The Beach Boys.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Stewards at Chelsea are crap at doing Rock The Boat.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e... "The PM's preferred pastry" @secondmentions.com
chroniclelive.co.uk
Andy Burnham statement means change for Greggs sausage, bean and cheese melt
Greggs has rolled out an update after the Prime Minister spoke on Wednesday
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clucking bell...
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You know Madonna's, "Papa Don't Preach"? The baby she said she's keeping has just turned 40.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thinking about making a film about the funding of the film The Odyssey. It's called Homer Loan.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Things that piss me off, day 2376. Parents that get their kids to hold a table in a self service eatery. Just bloody selfish.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh OK then. First: Slade Last: Squeeze (Amsterdam) Next: Half Man Half Biscuit (Though that's not until next year, so may well change) Seen Most: Eric Clapton, I think. I may have seen Glen Tilbrook more if you count solo and Squeeze performances.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I missed this, and I'm guessing others did too. Trump's Truth Social is planning to offer premium access to his posts, so you get advance knowledge of what he's planning. Basically, you can do insider trading if you bribe him. Rumours of it being $100k. finance.yahoo.com/media-advert...
finance.yahoo.com
Trump Media plans paid high-speed access to Truth Social posts
Trump Media plans to launch Truth PSI, a paid service that gives Wall Street firms and other institutional customers high-speed access to posts from top Truth Social accounts before they are widely di...
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You know the day is off to a good start when Duolingo gives you a dog in a hat 😄
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Denzil Dexter turned out to be a bad 'un.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There's some bets been placed here I think...
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is just a rip off of Baldrick's WW1 poem.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pennants exchanged! Excellent.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hate booing other team's national anthems. Just petty.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three Lions v One Lionel.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Can't help feeling there's a number of middle aged men thinking "Rotherham to Devon in four hours. That's good going".
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They’re rowing home, they’re rowing home, they’re rowing Norway rowing home…..
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Have they mentioned how energy sapping it is there yet?
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Mark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fair play this is funny.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Of course there's a narrow time frame for the result to be reversed, known as The Overturn Window
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ah, the celebration of theives, rapists and murderers.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To be fair, I could have said that at any time over the last 10 years.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harry Kane's voice😁😁😁
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's a Mexican wave goodbye. 😁
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So much stress for 4am 😳😳😳
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What does one do when you've been to bed for a few hours? Beer or tea?
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Given it's been to Qatar and Russia, and will be in Saudi Arabia in a few years time, it's pretty impressive that it's a World Cup in the USA that's the most corrupt.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We've had Madueke's one decent cross, so we can take him off now.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You know the way the UK go through to the final of Eurovision because the BBC pays so much to televised it? Can't we do the same deal to get some Brits into the second week of Wimbledon?
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just me that pronounces DR Congo as "Doctor Congo"? Thought so... 🙄
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Panama trying to find that through ball, asking "Is This The Way To"
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#Treehouse update. Raised a ticket, but haven't had a reply yet. It's something to do with the database, as the site appears to respond ok up to the point where we connect to that. I've updated the ticket with that information. Absolute worst case, we could be looking at a whole new system.
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Don't care about sports but I can't help but feel some pride at my countrymen's knack for completely out of order, unnecessarily vitriolic football chants
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In a bar in New York. Locals sing “USA USA USA”

England fans respond: “Jeffrey Epstein he's one of your own."
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We need an enquiry, and make it snappy.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I refuse to believe it's hot in London until I've seen some film of fainting guardsmen outside Buckingham Palace.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This looks like the plot for a new 6 part BBC series... 🙁
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Edinburgh Airport has been shut for two and a half hours due to a bomb scare. Flights are being diverted to Glasgow. BBC News hasn't noticed yet.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not the first time someone's been landed with a big bill in London..
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Makerfield? Wear the fox hat...
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I think we can all agree it's a bad day for fans of Carol Vorderman's arse everywhere.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Going to spend my day trying to convince people this is a picture from last night's vote...
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
16 years ago today England were booed off after drawing 0-0 in South Africa against Algeria.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
DRC take more than 5 seconds over a goal kick. Portugal get awarded a corner. Portugal then take 30 seconds over the corner.
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Mike @tfoch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In case anyone wonders what the Church Of Trump would look like, Valletta is here to let you know...
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