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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y tho
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love the Play-Doh idea. I’m doing this from now on.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
WDYM occasionally?
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Got to have two trees to be an island. Otherwise it’s just a rock.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jiggety
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Allegedly the tail bones are not strong enough to withstand the force the tail muscles can generate, resulting in broken bones if a wagging tail hits a solid object. You have to remember this breed is not the result of evolution.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Attack the kids with ad hominem attack? You’re the loser.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Unless you view in full screen you don’t see the tiny “made with AI” disclaimer. Uncool.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You’ll always remember your first time. 💙
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Indifferent night to come on here and skeet about it.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
lol. “Best governor” would not have said “I’m coming for your guns” out loud.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
There are only two sports: bull fighting and automobile racing. All others are games.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Jiggity
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As a kid I thought Wheels of Pain™️ would be a bigger thing in my life.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Risk of WHAT?
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So much for their not being any songs “fuck the fire department”
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Where have you been? I need my emoji aquarium!
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#dobie #doberman
Classic black Doberman pinscher dog standing on grass in front of a wood fence.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Try “I called a taxi for your hotdog”
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My Dobie started waking me up to go out in the middle of the night. After a few consecutive nights of that BS I started going outside with her only to discover she was out there chasing at lizards or whatever, did not need to potty at all. I started firmly telling her “no.” Problem solved for now.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Better story than Twilight.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I’m here for it. 🏈
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
IDK. Not a Texans fan either. When I wrote that I am a Texan I meant I am literally someone who lives in the state of Texas.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The other three probably responded “not sure”
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
As a Texan, they are not even Texas’ team.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Goddamn I knew you were a highway with taste.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The greater good.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“Hope you play the least golf!”
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
P - Protecting industry Profits
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What climate region? How big is the house?
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Taught basic programming.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
lol. No. That’s why this is meaningless. Only ignorant people will give this a second thought.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
That shit never worked. Maybe because grandma’s bottle was 35 years old… in the mid 70s.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
There is a famous quote: “There are only two sports- automobile racing and bullfighting. All other are games.”
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I lol’d
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Did we forget the word brise soleil?
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I think Everyone in these comments is taking this post wrong. Joe posted it to highlight JK’s hypocrisy. JK’s words are not meant to be nice. JK posted that now because everyone thinks it was The Other Side™️ that did the act.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
General Motors can’t be trusted with electric vehicles.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Tuba guy, you have to follow through with those punches. That first clean hit should have gone through the back of his head. Target never moved nor reacted.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
*Gonk
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Brother, they are selective breeding all produce to look good on the shelf, taste be damned. Eventually it will all be tasteless, but hot damn it will look great and continue to sell.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What *I* think is “interesting” is that the party will hand pick who will be elected, eliminating any real representation. But do go on about coalition shifting.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Is the fly gigantic or the tattoo artist tiny?
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Respectfully disagree that BOTH bear the burden of proof. One side isn’t using their unprovable beliefs to control others.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
A framed yellow door sits at the end of a path between two rows of hedges. Behind the door is an open meadow.
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Texas Architect @texas-architect.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Gen X. One semester of typing in HS. 70+ WPM. I’ve had multiple coworkers ask me if I’m just banging random keys due to the speed my fingers fly.
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