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Tex Arcane

@texarcane.bsky.social
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Illustrator, former comics & gaming retailer, Voicey McVoicer, Bullshit Artist, Gamer, GM, Pop Culture Enthusiast, Twitch Affiliate Streamer, The #1 Battlefield Support player in the world

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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Help... me... I'm... being... sold... on... eBay"
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mmm, massive amounts of chemical flavoring!
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Late state capitalism is so much more crime and felonies than I thought it would be.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This reminds me of another couple.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will there be beautiful balloons?
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only if you start the conversation with...
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Scary Movie Ghostface: What's Up?
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was 15 when this was released, so it didn't hit me until I entered college how fucked up the movie actually was. Hearing shitty stories about frats is what did it.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Marvel Team-Up and Two-In-One used to be barely in continuity and frequently file stories.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I predict these will start showing up at various Goodwills in 3 years.
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Umbrella Corporation Logo - Resident Evil
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ditto!
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sonic Shrug
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nope.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When your own party tried to impeach you, but still puts you up for a Senate run? No, the TX Repubs want him humiliated.
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Bill Paxton: Game Over, Man! (Aliens)
ALT: Bill Paxton: Game Over, Man! (Aliens)
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clearly, we're going to need a Crisis on Infinite Howlers to take care of this
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Thing with teeth > The Thing without teeth
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the beginning was the word and the word was bullshit. —William S. Burroughs
William Burroughs sitting down in a suit with a shotgun on his lap
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rrrr rrraaa!
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Blazing Saddles Blazing Saddles Now Who Can Argue With That
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This guy is Sinestro without the mustache.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/09/2026
The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd, the shepherd for food follows not the sheep; thou for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Reeee Cola'd" by the Mata Horns!
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Swiss Alphorn Performance in the Alps
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artist: "Hey, what about the main character?" Art Director: "Just put the most famous people on there."
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Caddyshack: Danny Noonan and Lacey Underall
ALT: Caddyshack: Danny Noonan and Lacey Underall
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More importantly, how many people younger than us even know what Rolling Stone is?
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disney upped their no-ad price.
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Stan Lee Says 'Nuff Said'
ALT: Stan Lee Says 'Nuff Said'
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He liked it so much, He did a whole horizontal issue of FF.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎂
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Mark Hamill's Hello Darkness Reaction
ALT: Mark Hamill's Hello Darkness Reaction
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ratatouille Chef Skinner
ALT: Ratatouille Chef Skinner
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cosmetic surgery business has ruined many a nose by turning it into a formula. 👃
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Jennifer Grey's Charming Smile
ALT: Jennifer Grey's Charming Smile
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're only as old as you feel. 🧓
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Conan The Barbarian: Intense Stare
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big... Toms?
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Tom Hanks' 'I Don't Get It' Hand Raise
ALT: Tom Hanks' 'I Don't Get It' Hand Raise
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SMFH
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently, Hasbro has decided to start censoring old book covers that show cleavage. Curse of the Azure Bonds specifically. I assume this one will be one of the next ones. Clyde Caldwell
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Isn't tax evasion fun?"
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Howl and Sophie's Magical Flight
ALT: Howl and Sophie's Magical Flight
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight!
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even Brick is smarter.
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Anchorman Steve Carell: LOUD NOISES!
ALT: Anchorman Steve Carell: LOUD NOISES!
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, attempted murder is now a community service punishment? WTF.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Challenge accepted
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah! That's awesome.
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Keanu Reeves Woah Reaction
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This would be way funnier if someone did it with a phallic symbol.
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Charles Robinson's 'That's a Penis' Reaction
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"That will never happen to me."
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Tom Petty Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
ALT: Tom Petty Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's your favorite gif?
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've been in TX for decades and have never heard this song. Country music is easy to avoid.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have so many industry-related stories about this place. One of them was the "TRU Tax" that they would apply to many of their products, especially Lego and TRU exclusives. My big question is: if they couldn't stay open before, how are they going to stay open now? Rent is waaaay worse.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Breaker one nine... This here's the Arch!
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Burt Reynolds: 10-4, Good Buddy!
ALT: Burt Reynolds: 10-4, Good Buddy!
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ken Mxc: Japanese Game Show Laughter
ALT: Ken Mxc: Japanese Game Show Laughter
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most of the complaints I see are people boycotting Sony over their no-disk stance. The only way to stop that is not to give Sony any money.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh I totally agree. I'm going by who got complained about the most. (Hint: It's RL.)
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's also pro-Autism Speaks which is a shithole organization. Fuck Grohl.
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Tex Arcane @texarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*does the Planet Earth dance*
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