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@tevistickles.bsky.social
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HUMOR. SATIRE. SNARK. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him WOKE. Animal Shenanigans. Bespoke shitposting. Caturday 🐈.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 58m
The anonymously taken real photo reveals a piece of local neighborhood weirdness captured at the intersection of SE Cora Drive and SE 32nd Avenue in the Creston-Kenilworth neighborhood of Portland, Oregon. 97206 #It'sfree!!!
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 1h
Meanwhile in Behavioral Science class...
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📷 Sasha Francis, a communications manager and digital media creator with the National Marine Sanctuary Foundation.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2h
SO SO CUTE. Ths is a tiny juvenile king crab. (Neolithodes agassizii)
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 3h
So bad. 🐈.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 4h
This sort of reminds me of all my public speaking engagements.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 4h
Not everybody can pull off a man bun.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 5h
Good morning everybody!! Don't forget to eat breakfast and drink your waters too.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 15h
🤔
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 16h
That forty year old refrigerator in your garage will come in handy when the smart one you just bought quit's working next year.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 17h
Aunt Sarah always wanted big hair like all of her sisters but she was asthmatic and the clouds of household Aqua net mist almost killed her more than once. She moved into the detached garage and became a lifelong Dippity-Do girl. She also claimed that smoking and drinking helped with her asthma.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 18h
I was really wanting Chinese takeout tonight but my partner is insisting on salmon and mashed potatoes with homemade gravy and a salad with everything. Me:
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 18h
🙋
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 19h
Raffaella Carrà, Rumore, 1979 I have no idea who Raffaella really is but I'm adding this to my pre cardio workout starting right now.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 21h
🤔
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Winnie the Pooh is not a monster for christ's sakes.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Wanda Sykes: This, Too, Shall Pass
ALT: Wanda Sykes: This, Too, Shall Pass
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The shower scene is Fred and Barney's favorite part of the movie. 🔊
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm thinking that Hallmark may have a new executive director of operations.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Slow cookers are so handy.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#MovieReviews CARS 4 is a horrifying shit show. Pixar needs to go sit in a corner and think about what they did. ⭐️
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💯
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unpopular opinion:
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello fine Sir!!
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good morning everybody!! Me enjoying everybody's amazing posts and shit.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So you recognized Richard right away then?
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's #Caturday night!
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last minute costume idea. #Halloween
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frank always appreciates cash gifts on birthday's and Christmas. #Caturday 🐈.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.inaturalist.org/taxa/25001-B...
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Common Rain Frog (Breviceps adspersus)
Breviceps adspersus (common rain frog or bushveld rain frog) is a species of frog in the family Brevicipitidae. It is found in Angola, Botswana, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Swaziland, Zambia, a...
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know. Again...I can't even either. 👀🐸💀
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sorry... but these Mormon cartoons kill me every single time.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Louise wanted to be a paramedic when she grew up...but all of the restraining orders disqualified her.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some medieval snails fancied themselves as falcons. Some of the empathetic rabbits played along out of pity and concern. 🐌🐰🤷
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Most likely.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not sure what was in Elijah's tea but I want some.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Guinness World Records for the longest abdominal plank position are held by these three athletes... * Men's World Record: 9 hours, 38 minutes, and 47 seconds, by Josef Šálek. * Women's World Record: 5 hours, by DonnaJean Wilde. * Other: Bun Bun "The Unit": Just moments but in rabbit years.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lauren is going places. #Caturday 🐈.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning everybody!! I'm not entirely sure what transpired in the park last night but I'm pretty sure one of these creatures needs to go to rehab. Happy #Caturday morning indeed.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feel better? Maybe you should try out for the official AI slop police patrol. They are equally as annoying as internet English teachers who correct other people's post for fun. I am a fan of neither.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A scene from the music video for "Storm" by GENER8ION featuring Yung Lean. The choreography is entirely real human movement. It is not sped up, digitally altered, or AI-generated.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please don't eat the little people darlin.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Very rare footage of a Sand Cat (Felis margarita) family taken in the Kuwaiti desert. These little dudes are nocturnal and are hardly ever filmed or photographed. 📸 Talal Al Rabah.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll call shaun and see if he has any free time.
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Shaun The Sheep Shaun The Sheep Shoveling Snow
ALT: Shaun The Sheep Shaun The Sheep Shoveling Snow
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wrinkled peach mushroom (Rhodotus palmatus). 📷 Jamie Hall WAIT A MINUTE...these aren't mushrooms, they're the little people of the forest! They be Faye.
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have calendared in my make believe boyfriend to show up and help you come spring.
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