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David Hill

@teuchterdavid.bsky.social
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Game ready
Me and my eldest daughter wearing Scotland tops with saltires painted on our cheeks. My daughter is giving a thumbs up and I'm waving a saltire
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hi pals. Apologies for lack of posting
Selfie. I'm walking home. Streetlights light my face. I'm wearing glasses with messy hair. Dark background.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hi
Half cut selfie. Im smiling. Wearing glasses and a grey hat.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My dug loves his wee squeaky ball
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Biff put on a great show. Annabel had happy tears streaming down her face for the first 5 songs.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Eldest daughter has been a massive Biffy Clyro fan since she was wee so here we are at the Hydro.
Me and Annabel in our seats at the Hydro Our view of the stage. Its a bit empty cause we came in early
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Drunk af
Walking home drunk selfie 
Wearing a grey hat, glasses and a big jacket. Hedges and streetlights behind me.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Absolutely beautiful weather earlier when we went for a walk. This view is looking down to the Clyde valley from hills above Kilmacolm
Bright blue sky, the trossachs and firth of Clyde below
 Fields, trees and a stone wall in the foreground
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas ab'dy
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Taken from my back door
Photo of the night sky. Lots of stars are visible. The constellation orion is in the middle.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Was happily enjoying another beer and rewatching the Expanse but I just remembered im going to be woken very early
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
2nd year of us hosting Christmas and I am becoming a Christmas hater as a result
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Drew my father in law for the family secret santa so I've just ordered a calendar with a different pic of me for each month as part of his gift
Me looking very serious whilst I lift dumbells. Im wearing a Falkirk top. My FiL is an Inverness fan.Me being fierce in drag style makeup
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
From my dug walk earlier
A ridge with trees along it, silhouetted against a blue, yellow and white sky as the sun sets.
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David Hill @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lmao, Kenny MacAskill just defected to YP
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Got steaming cause the clocks are going back.
A blurry selfie. I'm wearing glasses and a green coat. The red hood of my hoody is poking out.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I am once again promoting my patreon, where I now have tiers for physical prints and zines every month. I am taking this very seriously. I am taking a stand for art and laughter www.patreon.com/MichaelKuppe...
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Cover of "Here comes the Hotstepper" by Ini Kamoze but I've added Keir Starmer's head to one of the dancing men and altered the title to read: "Here comes the Rakestepper"
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Had an absolutely brilliant morning coaching my daughter's u14 team. We won away 7-1 then got lunch on the way home to celebrate
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🤭 looks like i made your party Scotland turn off replies
Screenshot of my reply to a YourPartyScotland post showing they disabled replies after I posted 
"October 24, 2025 at 6:00PM 0 Replies disabled
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.. 37m Actually it's because you threw a huff"
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Pooer Farty Scotland
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Only water passes my lips, only..beer passes my throat, hup" Fall Sound #fallfriday
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Fall Sound
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Cover of Madvillainy by Madvillain (MF DOOM and Madlib) 
Picture is a black and white headshot of MF DOOM wearing his gladiator mask
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Went on a primary school trip with youngest daughter's class to whitelee wind farm today. Was actually pretty good but the bus there and back 🫤
A wind turbine taken from right at it's base. Blue sky and wispy clouds
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
As we await a verdict in the trial of Soldier F, another reminder that in 2010 the Bloody Sunday inquiry found - the killings were unjustified - none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns - no warnings were given - no soldiers were under threat - the troops were the first to open fire
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
"Freedom of Speech" painting by Norman Rockwell. A man is standing up saying something in a town hall meeting
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Jamal abu hashem🇵🇸 @jamalzuhir.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
We survived the genocide in Gaza, but our dreams and ambitions did not. Everything was destroyed, but we still dream. Support us here to rebuild everything we lost and protect ourselves from the effects of this genocide. chuffed.org/project/1389...
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
"Freedom of Speech" painting by Norman Rockwell. A man is standing up saying something in a town hall meeting
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
New t-shirt who dis
Selfie of half my head and torso. Wearing a red t-shirt with "the Fall" written in blue and four mirror images of Mark E Smith's head.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Please give if you can afford
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 20/10/2025
the famous hobgoblin ad but edited to say "What's the matter Clean Knife afraid you might taste something?" with the goblin now holding a dirty knife (not a breadknife but eat my ass) and The Guardian branding added
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The final wall. Still got shitloads of grouting to do
An almost completed wall of green tiles above my bath which is covered with a dust sheet
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Had a wee bit of a scary experience last night. Eldest daughter was supposed to be at a sleepover but called to get picked up cause she was coming out in a rash. It covered her body and she started struggling with breathing. Clearly an allergic reaction. Trip to a&e until 2.30am but luckily...
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Yer Da is going to divorce yer Ma to be with his chatgpt girlfriend
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Victoria by The Fall (originally by The Kinks)
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The Fall - Victoria HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bad day for the prime minister
Billy bear ham. An awful looking and tasting ham sausage thing made to look like a bear's face.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
With that Scotland performance I'm torn between booing and being absolutely delighted we played shite but still won
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The girls I coach took this pic of me at our match earlier today (4-4 draw) and have now set it as the background of their group chat
Me standing on a football pitch wearing a red top and black joggers, crossing my arms and making finger guns
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Haribo man has been milkshake ducked. I wish I didn't know what that means.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
No no you misunderstood, ceasefire means you stop firing, I still get to fire
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
*Shameless proud Da post* Check out my daughter's lovely turn and through ball
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Pished after belated birthday drinks with my pal.
Selfie. 45yo white man wearing glasses with light brown messy hair. Wearing a red hoody. The road and streetlights behind me.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
No it's actually called the Nobel pissed prize cause the jury gets steaming drunk before making their decision
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Got classic "yer Da" moccasin style slippers for my birthday
Charcoal grey moccasin style slippers on my feet on a blue patterned rug. Ive got dark blue jeans on.
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Selfie. I'm in a field and its sunny. Im wearing a,red hoody
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David Hill @teuchterdavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Fuck me, Michael Heseltine actually calling Reform, AfD etc equivalent of fascist parties in the 1930s. Old Tory cunt can see it but not any media 🙄
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