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Tim Tyler

@tetylernj.bsky.social
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Storyteller, North Jersey native, soccer fan, real estate broker-salesperson, teacher 🏳️‍🌈

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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back in 1972 President Nixon accidentally came up with an unintentionally apt acronym for his campaign, the Committee to RE-Elect the President: CREEP. Suppose we ciould convince older Trump Supporters to found Pissed Off Older People for Trump?
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prediction: January 1, 2027 - Donald Trump resigns the Presidency and boards his golden airplane bound for exile in the UAE
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inventory changes. Markets change. Opportunities appear when you least expect them. Sometimes the biggest challenge is simply staying in the game long enough to find them. #RealEstate
Real estate marketing graphic showing two people walking side by side across a quiet residential street toward a blue-gray cottage-style home surrounded by trees with orange and gold autumn leaves. The image has a warm fall atmosphere with overcast skies and fallen leaves scattered across the lawn and street. Large gold text at the top reads, “On My Way to Better Things.” Beneath it, a highlighted quotation reads, “I’ll find myself some wings!” with attribution to The Guess Who: No Time. At the bottom, gold text states, “WHEN YOU FIND TIM... YOU’LL FIND HOME.” followed by “TIMOTHY TYLER • MAPLEWOOD, NJ.” The Coldwell Banker Realty logo appears in the lower-right corner. The image conveys themes of moving forward, new beginnings, and finding a place to call home.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Waiting for the "perfect" market can feel a lot like waiting for perfect weather. Eventually, you have to decide what matters most and move forward. #HomeBuyer #FindYourWings
Real estate marketing graphic showing two people walking side by side across a quiet residential street toward a blue-gray cottage-style home surrounded by trees with orange and gold autumn leaves. The image has a warm fall atmosphere with overcast skies and fallen leaves scattered across the lawn and street. Large gold text at the top reads, “On My Way to Better Things.” Beneath it, a highlighted quotation reads, “I’ll find myself some wings!” with attribution to The Guess Who: No Time. At the bottom, gold text states, “WHEN YOU FIND TIM... YOU’LL FIND HOME.” followed by “TIMOTHY TYLER • MAPLEWOOD, NJ.” The Coldwell Banker Realty logo appears in the lower-right corner. The image conveys themes of moving forward, new beginnings, and finding a place to call home.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Haven't seen the tribute in Light for a few years, so went up to the Morris County 9/11 Memorial at dusk.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Many homeowners feel locked in by a mortgage rate they don't want to lose. But life keeps changing. At some point, lifestyle matters as much as financing. #HousingMarket
Square-format real estate marketing graphic featuring a person standing in the middle of a quiet suburban street at sunset, facing a large Tudor-style home framed by mature trees with autumn foliage. The sky glows with shades of gold, orange, and deep purple, creating a nostalgic, late-autumn atmosphere. Large gold text at the top reads, “Seasons Change... and So Did I.” Beneath it appears the quote: “On my way to better things... I found myself some wings!” attributed to The Guess Who, from the song No Time. At the bottom, gold and white text reads, “WHEN YOU FIND TIM, YOU’LL FIND HOME.” followed by “TIMOTHY TYLER • MAPLEWOOD, NJ.” The Coldwell Banker Realty logo appears in the lower-right corner. The overall design uses warm vintage tones and imagery that evoke life transitions, personal growth, and the journey toward a new home.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Where's Tim this weekend? Even real estate agents take a weekend off sometime. Enjoy your Labor Day weekend!!
A photograph of a red electric Fiat 500 car in a residential driveway, with its hatchback open. In the background are houses and other vehicles. A man in a purple shirt and khaki pants stands to the right, next to a black suitcase and a charging cable. Above the image, large text reads "WHERE's TIM THIS WEEKEND". The entire scene has a cartoon-like filter.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Where's Tim this weekend? Well, even real estate pros take a weekend off sometime! I just hope I'm not forgetting anything...
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As summer fades into fall🍂, many homeowners are asking an important question: "Does my current home still fit my life?" The answer has less to do with interest rates than many people think. #SeasonsChange #RealEstate
Vintage-inspired real estate graphic showing a person walking alone down the center of a quiet suburban street toward a large Tudor-style home at sunset. The neighborhood is lined with mature trees displaying autumn foliage beneath a purple and gold evening sky. Large gold text at the top reads, “Seasons Change... and So Did I.” Below is the quote: “On my way to better things... I found myself some wings!” from The Guess Who: No Time. Near the bottom, gold text reads, “WHEN YOU FIND TIM... YOU’LL FIND HOME.” Additional text identifies Timothy Tyler in Maplewood, NJ, alongside the Coldwell Banker Realty logo. The image uses warm, nostalgic 1960s-style colors and themes of change, moving forward, and finding home.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Should I stay or should I go now?" The best reason to buy a home isn't because of rates or headlines. It's because it supports the life you want to build.
Retro punk-inspired real estate graphic with a distressed cream-colored background, purple torn-paper corners, and bold black text reading “YOUR GOALS > THE MARKET.” A wide red bar across the center contains a large white greater-than symbol, emphasizing that a buyer’s personal goals matter more than market conditions. The minimalist design uses halftone textures and high-contrast typography reminiscent of vintage punk-rock posters and zines. The message encourages homebuyers to focus on their own needs, timing, and life plans rather than trying to predict or react to changing market trends.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dante were writing his Inferno today, Donald Trump would be one of the three people in Satan's mouth in the bottom circle of hell.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Should I stay or should I go now?" The market matters. Your life matters more. Sometimes the right time to move is simply when your next chapter is ready to begin
Punk rock-inspired real estate graphic featuring a gritty urban street background with torn-paper collage elements in black, cream, red, and gold. Large distressed text at the top reads, “YOUR NEXT CHAPTER.” Beneath, a checklist-style message emphasizes decision-making based on personal goals rather than market speculation, with lines reading: “NOT HEADLINES,” “NOT PREDICTIONS,” and “NOT CRYSTAL BALLS.” At the bottom, bold text states, “JUST YOUR GOALS AND WHERE YOU WANT LIFE TO TAKE YOU NEXT.” Red checkmarks, crossed-out symbols, paint splatters, paper clips, and rough textures reinforce the rebellious punk-rock aesthetic while encouraging homeowners to focus on their next move rather than trying to time the market.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A record-setting tornado season is in full force across the Midwest. And thanks to Trump, recovering from it will be harder than ever before.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I assert that the word American has no meaning outside of the local context. What someone in Springfield, NJ means by American is substantively different than someone in Springfield, Missouri, or Illinois or West Virginia. The word means something different in each place.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People bought homes when rates were 3%. People bought homes when rates were 18% too. The "perfect" market is usually visible only in hindsight.
Bold graphic in a retro punk style featuring the large black text “NO PERFECT MARKET” centered on a cream-colored background. Red upward-trending line graphs and chart icons appear behind and around the text, with purple and red textured geometric shapes creating a layered, poster-style design. The composition conveys market movement and emphasizes the message that there is no ideal time to buy or sell based on market conditions alone.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Should I stay or should I go now?" The perfect market doesn't exist. Every market presents both opportunities and challenges. That's been true for decades. #realestate #sellinghome
Punk-style real estate graphic with a distressed torn-paper collage design over a gritty city street background. Large headline text reads, “PERFECT TIMING IS A MYTH,” with “MYTH” highlighted in red. Beneath, a series of torn paper strips resembles a checklist, asking whether the perfect time to sell has been found and answering that most homeowners have not because it does not exist. Red check marks, X marks, safety pins, and rough textures reinforce the early 1980s punk poster aesthetic. The final message states, “There is only the moment when your plans and your opportunities align,” encouraging homeowners to focus on personal goals rather than trying to perfectly time the housing market.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Should I stay or should I go now?" What if rates drop after you buy? What if prices rise while you wait? There are always what-ifs. Focus on the factors you can actually control. #realestate #homebuying
Retro punk-style graphic featuring bold black text reading “WHAT IF?” across a torn-paper collage background. Large question marks surround the words, with layers of red and purple halftone textures, distressed print effects, and mismatched shapes inspired by early 1980s punk flyers and zine artwork. The high-contrast design evokes uncertainty and possibility, reflecting the questions buyers often ask when considering a move or home purchase.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is it odd that as a boomer I tend to connect more easily with Gen Z than with the intervening generations?
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Should I stay or should I go now?" "What if I sell too soon?" may be the most common seller question. Here's another: "What if waiting costs me more?" Both deserve consideration.
Early 1980s punk-inspired graphic with a distressed, torn-paper collage aesthetic over a gritty urban street background. Large headline text reads “FEAR OR FACT?” in bold white and red lettering. Below, ripped paper strips list common homeowner concerns: “Will prices rise?” and “Will they fall?” each marked with check marks on one side and X marks on the other, highlighting market uncertainty. A third strip asks, “Is now the right time?” The final message states, “What you can know is whether your home still fits the life you want.” Safety pins, rough textures, and high-contrast black, red, and white colors reinforce the punk style while encouraging homeowners to focus on personal needs rather than trying to predict the housing market.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Should I stay or should I go now?" Considering buying? Waiting feels safe. But what if prices rise? What if rates do? Sometimes the biggest risk isn't moving forward—it's standing still.
Retro punk-style graphic featuring a torn-paper poster pinned with oversized safety pins against a distressed gray background. Large neon yellow-green text on a dark purple backdrop reads, “WAITING HAS A COST TOO.” Bright blue and red paint splatters decorate the lower corners, with subtle gauge or clock-like graphics fading into the background. The bold, grunge-inspired design emphasizes the idea that delaying a move or waiting for better real estate market conditions can carry its own financial and opportunity costs.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hundreds of years from now, historians will point to Marbury vs Madison as the poison pill that ultimately ended American democracy
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thinking about selling? Most homeowners focus on the risks of moving. Fewer consider the cost of waiting: taxes, maintenance, repairs, and missed opportunities.
Graphic in 1980s Punk style with a torn-paper collage design and bold red, black, and white text reading “THE COST OF WAITING.” Beneath the headline are four costs listed with icons: a wrench for “MAINTENANCE,” a hammer for “REPAIRS,” a dollar bill for “TAXES,” and an hourglass for “OPPORTUNITIES.” The background shows a distressed urban street scene in dark grayscale tones with red accents. At the bottom, smaller text reads: “The right decision isn’t about predicting the market.”
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
AI can write listing descriptions. AI can create pretty photos. AI can set reminders. But AI has never: ✓ Cleaned out a garage ✓ Survived an inspection ✓ Coordinated a moving truck Or lived through a closing week. #RealEstate
Split-screen image comparing AI and real-world moving logistics. On the left, a dimly lit workspace with computer equipment and a large screen displaying AI-generated text and data in blue tones, symbolizing digital assistance. On the right, a crowded garage or storage space filled with moving boxes and household items, with two people reviewing paperwork and inventory in front of an open moving truck. The contrast highlights the difference between AI-powered tasks and the hands-on work involved in preparing for a home sale, move, and closing process.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Open House - 318 Franklin Rd $2,495,000 | Denville, NJ Join us Sunday from 2-4 PM and discover why Lake Country remains one of Morris County's most sought-after destinations.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
AI can write: "Charming three-bedroom colonial." AI cannot explain: "Why everyone suddenly falls in love with the house that needs the most work." Home buying is weird. #RealEstate
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lindsay Graham was not a "giant of the Senate", he was a midget among microbes
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Enjoyed Annual Walk in the Woods Day at Stokes Forest today! Now to start thinking what new place I can go next year...
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
AI can estimate value. AI can't tell you whether a seller is willing to negotiate. That's where experience, strategy, and conversations still matter. #RealEstateTips
A residential property owner sits at a dining table reviewing real estate documents while another person across the table presents paperwork. The dated home interior features wooden cabinetry, a large framed mirror, and warm lighting. Documents are spread across the table, and the property owner focuses on the offer paperwork, illustrating a discussion about a purchase proposal for the home. The scene conveys a challenging stage of a real estate negotiation, with the presentation of an offer that is lower than the seller's expected price.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
AI can write an offer. AI can't read a room. Negotiations aren't just numbers - they're people. Motivation. Emotions. Timing. Those things still matter in every real estate transaction. #Negotiation #RealEstate
Six people sit around a table covered with documents, notebooks, and pens, engaged in discussion. Participants lean forward, closely review paperwork, and maintain concentrated facial expressions while looking at one another and the materials on the table. Large windows behind the group overlook a residential building and trees, and natural light fills the room, creating the impression of a high-stakes meeting or challenging negotiation.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not sure how I missed this. Makes me profoundly sad... #RIPDavid-Clayton-Thomas #BST David Clayton-Thomas obituary: frontman of Blood, Sweat & Tears share.google/H0n2RMBkzgoN...
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David Clayton-Thomas obituary: frontman of Blood, Sweat & Tears
Soulful, swaggering singer who beat the Beatles to a Grammy before a political blackmail plot derailed his band’s stellar career, dies aged 84
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cyclosporiasis - 2026's COVID 19? Welcome to life in an authoritarian state...
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
6 - 6 with penalties, anyone???
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Arsenal 3 - France 0 (plus another one from Aston Villa)
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A home can look perfect online and feel completely wrong in person. Or look average online and become your favorite showing of the week. That's something AI still hasn't figured out. #HouseHunting
Split-screen image illustrating the difference between online home listings and real-world location factors. On the left, a laptop displays a polished real estate listing for a home at “1234 Oakridge Way” in Maplewood, NJ, featuring bright interior photos, a listed price of approximately $1.25 million, and property details. On the right, a commuter train passes on tracks directly beside a house, separated by a narrow fenced walkway. The contrast highlights how online listings may showcase a property’s features while not fully conveying nearby environmental factors, such as proximity to train tracks, that can affect the living experience and property value.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
AI can pull comps. It can't tell you which home was renovated, backed to heavy traffic, or sparked a bidding war. Context matters. #RealEstateTips #HomeSelling
Split-screen graphic comparing data-driven home pricing with neighborhood context. The left side, in dark blue, features an AI pricing dashboard showing a predicted home value of $685,000, comparable sales, market trends, pricing formulas, and feature-weight charts beneath the headline “THE PRICE IS IN THE DATA.” The right side, in warm sepia tones, shows a tree-lined residential street in Maplewood, NJ with Tudor-style homes and the headline “THE VALUE IS IN THE CONTEXT.” A central callout reads “NUMBERS DON’T TELL THE WHOLE STORY.” Additional text states, “CHARM. COMMUNITY. QUALITY OF LIFE. THAT’S REAL VALUE.” The image contrasts quantitative property pricing with qualitative neighborhood factors that influence a home's perceived value.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Every time I hear Trump speak these days I wonder who's more brain dead, DJT or Mitch McConnell
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
AI can tell you a home is 2,300 square feet. AI can't tell you whether the layout feels cramped. One of the biggest mistakes buyers make is assuming data tells the whole story. Sometimes you need to walk through a home before you really understand it. #HomeBuying #RealEstate
A side-by-side image compares technical home information with the home-buying experience. The left half shows detailed architectural floor plans and measurements. The right half shows three people walking through a spacious, sunlit room with hardwood floors and large windows. The image represents the idea that while technology and data can help evaluate a property, experiencing a home firsthand provides insights that plans and statistics cannot capture.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everybody's asks AI everything these days. But here's a question: Can AI really sell your home? My answer: Yes... and no. AI can help with marketing and data. But it can't walk through your home and notice what buyers will notice. What do you think AI can't replace? 🤔 #RealEstate #AI #HomeSelling
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Between Tom Kean Jr and Mitch McConnell I can't decide if the Republicans are the Invasion of the Body Snatchers or the Party of the Living Dead
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh the Treemanity!!! Much of North Jersey will be enjoying an 18th century July 4th, it seems. #July4th #storms
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Passed a pickup truck on my way to work this afternoon with a big sign covering the back window that read "FUCK CANCER". As I passed him I gave him a thumbs up. This thumb. The one that had cancer #6...
Hand with thumb pointed upward. Thumb has a large scar with stitches showing.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We should have another 250th birthday party for the country in 2036, and say the last 10 years didn't count...
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Donald Trump is tanking the Housing Act because it violates his most basic principle, that all "deals" must have a winner and a loser. He operates in a scarcity mindset. He believes if Housing becomes affordable current owners will lose. That is his fundamental flaw.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can anyone explain how my finger can itch when I have no feeling in it whatsoever???
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Leo Messi is 38 years old... where do I go to try out for Team USA???
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
First step to beautifying Washington DC is Donald Trump moving to Palm Beach, FL. Permanently.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm thinking maybe we need to start celebrating VE day again, only rebranding it as ANTIFA day.
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I wonder if Kalshi will let me bet on whether Trump will sleep through his gladiator fight tonight?
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
2 days to the kick-off of the World Cup and the leading stories are who Donald Trump won't allow into the country to watch or participate in the games. Is the IOC paying attention. Thinking about a plan B? London, Paris, are your Olympic venues still available???
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Tim Tyler @tetylernj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Snowy egret and swan, same pond, separate lives...
Pond with two large waterfowl, a snowy egret at the left edge, facing left and a swan at the right edge swimming to the right
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