Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 14hReally thought we were done with this shit, but nope, AI has really given tedious cunts all the tools they could want to make the same tired homophobic jokes disguised as lame lazy satire all over again. 050
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 14hEvery Vote Blue No Matter Who account: I see Trump and Putin are awful close, what if I were to perhaps imply they were.... gay together!?! A bunch of fucking idiots: OMG, genius, hilarious, they'll never survive this! Every Vote Blue No Matter Who account: Welcome to the resistance, my friends. 170
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsAnt @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit. 408118114366
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Have a happy birthday Tess, despite all the psycho drivers, useless cops and all that, y'know. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Funny how tastes and stuff change as you agree. Teenage me would be horrified to find today-me watching a video on Take That and nodding along thinking that yeah, Back For Good was a banger. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026AoD definitely had its moments, but it's by a wide margin the least of the 6 games Core made. I'm not sure more dev time would have saved it, but it's a fascinating window into the styles and expectations for early 2000s gaming. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The remastered version's modern controls option just don't convey how the game wants to be played as well. Even making it harder in places as the levels were designed around the slower and more methodical grid based layout. 020
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The precision and reliability of them, in a game paced around what they can be made to do, with level design that treats traversal as a puzzle to solve with the tools to solve them being the controls. 130
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And yeah, I'll say it, I ♥️ the tank controls. 120
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's been interesting playing through this first era of Tomb Raiders fresh, only really knowing them by reputation and what I've seen in retrospective videos. Some fascinating wonkiness, 90s cheese, and I Don't Care If You Think This Is Unfair Scrub game design, but I've grown to really enjoy them. 230
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Finally finished off Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness. I feel stronger now. 130
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsMike (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly 10657971555
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsKeter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 30/04/2025bringing this back around 033951245
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Having finished Control Resonant (v.good, would recommend) it's back to Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness. I've a great stinking cold and I'm a bit miserable right now. Not to be hyperbolic, but this may actually be what it's like in hell. But I've committed myself to finishing this tomb raider odyssey. 030
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026TNG still my fav, but DS9 is a close second. 020
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026DS9, what a show, some of the best of Star Trek... Until you have to sit through the 400th Vic Fontaine song in his tacky Crooner factory. It's like the spirit of Seth MacFarlane somehow hijacked the DS9 writer's room to impose his dark will upon them, and us. 130
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsSlurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's been a week since my new album came out, so here's a reminder of where to find it, and that *all* sales from Bandcamp are being donated to trans inclusion charity Gendered Intelligence! The thread below will list where you can stream it, too!leechcomforts.bandcamp.comMake This Our Own, by Leech Comforts10 track album 1147
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you want a fantasy series full of witchcraft and magic that's fun and exciting and not written by a transphobia arsehole, then the Discworld Witches series is right there for the taking. I only recently got into Discworld, and frankly I've become a big fan of these wyrd sisters. 2152
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Specifically the bit where Richard Burton describes watching the Martians feeding on human blood. 130
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Certainly one of those films that stays with you. Full of disgusting things happening with beautiful people. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This evening's film was Argentinian horror, Terrified. Very spooky scary, a film for fans of doddering middle aged folk pottering around looking at paranormal stuff and looking pleased with the results of their investigations. 030
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 262185624910
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This evening's Horror Education was Return of the Living Dead. All I knew before was that it's something of a zombie horror-comedy cult favourite, and had a red haired punk lady who's somewhat iconic. It's subtle, but I think I now know why. It's cos she gets her boobs out. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Been a rubbish morning, so taking the time to start the latest season of The Big Man Of No Fixed Abode Wot Punches The Baddies Until They're Not Being Dicks Anymore. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comDoja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' MemeAlt: Evil cloak wearing Kermit the Frog telling regular Kermit the Frog to do it. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It does click eventually satisfyingly, but it takes its damn time. 011
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone was finally good enough to actually name the big song that's been doing a discourse lately (Choosin' Texas fwiw), so I gave it a listen, and it's just a standard country and/or western song. Am I missing something? We need a better standard of music discourse. 030
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsMohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social 131399541
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Update: cat stuck her paw in my lemon meringue pie 😮💨 000
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Star Trek's Bajoran people are in such an odd place spiritually. Unlike most everyone else, they have real demonstrable proof that their gods are real, but those gods keep showing that they're also kinda unbothered dipshits. Must be a bit disappointing for the poor downtrodden Bajoran. 040
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of the fun games to play when you have a cat and a small kitchen: Where the hell do I put this pie to cool down that is safe from having a curious paw stuck in it? 130
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Our government thinks you're a terrorist if you protest this. 225398
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The flamethrower duel was so silly, love it. 110
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I didn't really watch horror films when I was younger, so every year @ajschilds.bsky.social gives me a Horror Education around Halloween time. We decided to start early this year with Deadstream, a thoroughly daft but effective found footage film that could easily pass for an Evil Dead film. 231
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Number one, if I may break the deadlock. 120
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Personally thought it was absolutely dreadful, but the second season is a vast improvement. Not amazing, but a lot better. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes, it's awful. The artifice of it is so off-putting. 010
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Head and the shoulders, the knees and the toes, I slam in the back of my Dragula. 020
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsDaniel McElroy @danielmcelroy0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We’re just in a position where the far right are trying to murder people on the streets or at sea and the government have had almost nothing to say about it. It’s all on fucking video you can watch them do it! 1335288
Tess Stenson-Childs @tessstenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh, so all the talk of scrapping the triple lock and even the state pension itself is picking up steam. Cool, guess I'll just die then. How is anyone supposed to have faith or hope in the future in this fucking mean and callous country full of spiteful bastards? 010
Reposted by Tess Stenson-ChildsMathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You can get angry at the WB/Paramount merger. And you should. But it's also important to not crash out over things you cannot control. Your own life is more important than corporate interests. 11306135