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my games are at beekie.itch.io my life is lived elsewhere they/them

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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
just a few weeks too late to be announced in septober 😔
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Dr. Tom 7 Murphy VII Ph.D. ! @tomvii.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Experience the Septopert. Not just the new smallest Nopert at 7 vertices, but the smallest possible! We now know every solid with 6 or fewer vertices is Rupert. Noperts Drop: github.com/tom7/noperts The triforce and eponymous 7 are not a cheeky Easter egg—simply a beautiful property of math!
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クーデルカ @kdlc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
people are like "making my dream game!" and then the game is sokoban
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I understand the intent, but saying "all future M/W/F comics" does make it sound like every dinosaur comic that will be written already has been. which has worrying implications!
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is unbelievably fast progress! aside from you being a much, much better programmer than I, are there things that make this not take as long as I guessed it would?
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...I'm sure it's totally fine that I've been hearing about p-zombies a lot more lately
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
P-zombie vs NP-zombie
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
funniest option would be samus being able to turn into a raven, or a ball, or a composition of the two, but the operations are not commutative
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@aproblemsquared.bsky.social more cup/bowl shenanigans! apologies if this was in the original episode and I had forgotten
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 25/08/2026
> Melanie, you don't feel great now, you didn't feel great when you finished, and you were feeling dread at the beginning and worried about hypothermia. Why did you do this? > I guess I thrive on self-loathing.
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boooona booo @grublet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@ryannorth.ca hi this seems like a post you'd like!
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Pat Race @pat.alaskarobotics.com · 17/08/2026
In my dream the other night I was asking @ryannorth.ca for writing advice... How do you write in another person's voice? "It's easy," he said, "you're doing it right now."
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Perl has horrors, but it also has some great redeeming features. In this respect it is like every other programming language ever created." I like this sentiment. It's true for people, too!
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
also curious about what would happen if you did "[player] -> [> player]"... would that shift it over a character? a word? and what if you allowed for regex?? "[*] -> [player]" would be... interesting hmm what about a layers system for the code. so certain characters could be on top of others
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
would be bad but very funny to use the puzzlescript syntax for find/replace
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yessssss
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@gretchenmcculloch.com given your recent double dactyl-posting I thought you might want to see this!
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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Friends, Submissions to “Elementary Penguin: A journal of Words, Wordplay, Poetry, and Puzzles” are now open! Details here: anthonyetherin.wordpress.com/wp-content/u...
anthonyetherin.wordpress.com
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't know if this would work (probably not) but it would be really funny to include it in an appendix
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just some little dudes 🌈
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
that's a bummer! I hope things work out for you (and, selfishly, I'd really like to play the game!)
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Adrian🦎 @idlelizard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
let's be geometric with mama
Pencil sketch silhouettes of a larger and smaller dragon on graph paper. Their forms line up with the boxes of the graph paper.
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Dee Hunter @deethelinguist.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Bouba and kiki are t4t coded. #langsky #trans #t4t
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s @paellagenius.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
best run cycle i've ever animated
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My E key is broken and keeps inserting random E’s everywhere but maybe that’s just my writing style now. Language evolvese
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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 24/06/2026
Git still hiring poets to write error messages.
A git error message reading "fatal: you are on a branch yet to be born"
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don't if anyone pays attention to who is following them (I know I don't), but just in case: I'm unfollowing a bunch of people on here because I've been spending too much time on social media. if you want to contact me, I'm on discord. (if you don't have that, then send me a message on here)
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
hell yeah
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
happy hatchday!
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
this is my game, I Don’t Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again. to play, you log it every time you kill an insect. this is also available as a web app @transwron.gs made with me. people tell me it changed their behavior- they think twice about hurting insects when they remember the rules.
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
mathematicians think the next power of two is too large to ever be computed in our lifetime
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
hopefully random unsolicited advice isn't too annoying...
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
oh for sure! it sucks to not be able to make a lot of things! or even anything! I've just been so mean to myself about my creative output for so long, which hasn't helped (and has hurt). teaching myself to be fine with it is better than the alternative, even if I'm not actually happy about it
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
it's helped to remind myself that not being creative isn't a moral failing. creative output is not necessary for a good life. it puts less pressure on me, so I can enjoy making things when I'm in the mood instead of being so focused on quality. and when I'm not up for it I don't feel quite as guilty
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
yeah...
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Eek🔞 @eekanant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
thinks out loud
a new 3d model of Eek with overhauled eyes, jaw between the mandibles and a tongue, which weren't present on previous iterations
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I never finished Don't Create The Torment Nexus; I did the vigenère cipher part but couldn't figure out how to do the next bit
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I get the point you're making, and think it's fair. however: a book divided up into .txt files, each encoded more elaborately than the last, with decoding dependent on the story so far, would be very fun
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
:3
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm very excited to see how this goes! I wish you the best of luck!
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
oooh... I wonder if you're thinking of a way to make a keyboard where twisting the cube is what creates keypresses... that feels like it would be nightmarish to make. even if it's a key on each face sticker of a rubik's cube I can't imagine how you'd get it to not tangle inside somewhere.
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
hmm... I think that's broadly true, since you do need mastery to get to the final level (cannot be seen otherwise) and end the run (which is kept track of by the game and displayed for the player, though isn't rewarded). however, accessing the rest of (ie the majority of!) the game takes no mastery.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You are a human being. You are not perfect. That will extend to the things you make. That's okay; in fact, it's worth celebrating.
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
just finished watching it based on your recommendation! I really enjoyed it
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/01/2026
oh great, my doctor prescribed me 2.71828 mg of e so now i gotta find a compounding pharmacy 🙄
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
thank you! yeah I don't know much at spiders at all, but they seem really cool + cute so I'm excited to try to find the book and learn more :D
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tess @tessishere.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
sorry if you've mentioned it before and I'm being obtuse, but I'd love to know the name of the book!
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Eek🔞 @eekanant.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
spiders can build webs in zero gravity, a process that typically heavily relies on use of gravity. and they can adapt to do so in about 2 days
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