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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 11/09/2026

look i agree selfish dominant brutal tops are much superior but like cmon this is crossing a line they're people too

a handwritten sign in a public bathroom that reads

service !!
You can use man restroom for the hand wash.

tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 27/08/2026

when the shy submissive demure sweet loving gentle girl has this saved in her camera roll *i've\made_a_terrible_mistake.jpg"

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 19/08/2026

thanks slack settings for your wise dating advice

a checkbox, checked, next to the phrase "Only bounce it once"

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 15/07/2026

too goth for an outdoor summer work social? 🖤💜💀

a rly hot girl in a red leather east-west bag, big black docs, a black patterned dress with straps on one side, bright blue dangly hoop earrings, big square sunglasses, hella vaguely goth jewelry

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 01/07/2026

great news bsky! i'm freshly polyunsaturated (that's t4t for "single"). if you're hot and weird and in the bay area, feel free to shoot ur shot.

the hottest girl you've ever seen sitting on a plane

doja cat t-shirt, chrome hearts cross necklace, venus symbol earrings, red and gold glasses, curly hair pulled back, mascara, blue eyes

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 04/06/2026

LOLWUT just got a prescription delivery (for dick-hard pills, tho presumably only i knew this?) and the - admittedly, pretty attractive - delivery guy asked me "do you do content 👀" 🥹🤭🤫😭 im dying im like wearing unsexy wfh pajamas??

a girl with messy hair and a baggy t shirt and some loose cotton shorts who just got propositioned to make porn with a hot cvs delivery guy

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 26/05/2026

*looks at audible library from 2020 vs now* wow that "cis" "man" sure liked woke gay feminist science fiction... N. K. Jemisin holds up but Becky Chambers? come on now that feels a little like pandering

reductress post showing a sad looking girl in a very light blue hoodie, hood up, eyes down. caption:

I LIVED IT: A performative man had my exact taste in books

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 19/05/2026

okay so a) i hope food turns to ash in your mouth and you never feel the light of the sun or the touch of a fellow human upon your ugly skin. bitch. b) you're on GRINDR, how fucking hard is it to find a crossdresser bottom c) [redacted], get the fuck out of oakland with your racist bullshit

grindr message "i'm a bi white boy who loves bbc and want a xdresser who does too"

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 19/05/2026

when my manager asks what ive been doing and why i havent responded to anything

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 16/05/2026

this might be the stupidest most facile bit of "breaking news, it has been 26 years since 2000" tautology reporting slop ive ever seen virtually every generation of young people ever has been depressed and disillusioned! famously so! this is the subject of a large portion of all art ever made!

a magazine article cover featuring an oil painting of a sad looking dude with a goatee

title

Gen Z but two centuries ago

caption

A generation of young people with 'full hearts in an empty world' sought hope in the face of insurmountable malaise

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 14/05/2026

huh i wonder why they picked *ahem* Ava here, with her purple eyes and expressionless stare, to model as an anthropomorphic llm...

an ad featuring a beautiful woman with purple eyes, shoulder-length jet-black hair, staring at the camera without any real emotion, meticulous full face of makeup, shaped eyebrows, black shirt

caption: Ava doesn't need a 1:1, PIP or a pep talk // Hire Ava, the AI BDR

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 06/05/2026

im at the dj set im at my remote tech job im at the combination dj set remote tech job

a laptop open to a terminal running two tmuxed claude code sessions (dont @me lol), a juicy couture handbag and two miller high lives, and a really hot girl djing in the background

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 06/05/2026

pleased to see apex FINALLY doing something about the problematic top shortage

the new apex legend, a baddie with battle armor named axel, dykey haircut mean face, red streaks in her hair, standing menacingly over girltwink watson

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 03/05/2026

women over [your age; don't make this weird] don't want romance, they want cnc

bluesky post from Dak @dak.bsky.social

Women over 40 don't want romance. They want a man who doesn't breathe loud while eating.

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 24/04/2026

should i get this tattooed on my ass yes or yes ma'am?

a chalkboard from a cafe with an obnoxious medallion with words in four different fonts

PEOPLE who
Love TO ARE EAT
Always the BEST
PEOPLE
~Julia Child~

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 24/04/2026

oh fuck i dropped my carabiner im so clumsy 😵‍💫 right in front of the girl canvassing to save bart too!! 😅 fuck im so embarrassed 🙈🥺

a girl's bare legs in ugg boots, bending over with her dick totally not sticking out of her short skirt (but its cropped so you dont rly know). you can see her big gold vintage digital watch and her thick thighs

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 19/04/2026

this girl washes her hands with dish soap 😭😭😭😭 punks have gone too far lets bring back tropical house

my girlfriend's bathroom sink featuring paint stains, dish soap, a huge thing of mouthwash, and a hello kitty mug with a zillion cigarette butts

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 13/04/2026

i found this at a thrift store and decided you know what its my turn its time for evilmaxxed tesseract hail satan

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 12/04/2026

i think i ran into the darth maul estrogen brigade at thee bar but maybe it was just goth night?

an insane article from 1999:

His lack of background inspires debate: Boys wonder if he can whip Darth Vader in a lightsaber duel; girls want to know if his swirling facial tattoos extend below the neck. Body markings are just one among many Maul mysteries that female admirers love to unravel on an online fan site called the Darth Maul Estrogen Brigade.

On the list, "Sith Vixens" ranging in age from 15 to 33 freely share their fantasies about mauling Maul: They want to spank him and douse him in wine, bear his children and brush his teeth, feed him Saltine crackers in bed, fight him in their underwear.

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 04/04/2026

my favorite signal feature is you can type in an emoji and it shows you which of your stickers are tagged with that emoji:

a signal textbox with a 🙃 and a bunch of stickers such as pink hair anime girl whos literally upside down, spongebob chicken, and a bunch of tony soprano making faces

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 31/03/2026

*orange tube amp distortion maxed out, slams power chords* IM DUMB SHES A REPUBLICAN

a pink tesla on the street, let me know the truth...

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 23/03/2026

without downloading any new pics whats it like dating u

screenshot from the onion, cropped out the caption here but it said SABRINA CARPENTER SENDS ESPECIALLY HOT CONCERTGOER TO FUZZY PINK ELECTRIC CHAIR

and features her in a sultry lil laced up white sailor suit thingy with tall boots and a sailor hat standing next to an electric chair that looks like those fuzzy pink uggs my friends and family keep begging me not to get

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 20/03/2026

what the fuck spotify i fail to see how anything in my listening history would suggest i want to listen to this 😤 narrator: she skips the song then immediately goes back to listening to ayesha on repeat for the 10 gajillionth time

album art for a single, showing a corded phone and, in stylized midcentury advert fonts:

LET'S - TALK- ABOUT-
GENDER
BABY
PLANNINGTOROCK &
ABSOLUTE. &
BIMINI

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 20/03/2026

i see u 555 california street: one am*rican flag is bad enough but two is just posturing

555 california street skyscraper in SF: featuring two american flags sticking up from two dumb little spindly things

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 20/03/2026

the only downside of playing a modded 3ds w wired chifi headphones on the bart is that drowning in nerd pussy at all times is getting distracting and cutting into my posting/gooning time

a girl in a black patterned dress and huge sunglasses holding up her 3ds in a space purple case, wearing hot pink chifi headphones. shes both hotter and cooler than you, sorry (unless you're one of my crushes :3 💖)

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 19/03/2026

timeline cleanse have the last 4 screenshots ive taken. they represent my entire set of ideological beliefs as well as those of my employer (palantir)

Sfgate screenshot:

Neighbors say SF Tesla lot has become urine dumping ground

onion screenshot

Sabrina Carpenter Sends
Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair
@the ONION

photo of savrina carpenter next to a fuzzy pink elextric chair, as ud expect teally

onion comic then vs now

then

greaser type dude in a wife beater reading SUAVE OPERATORS with a bunch of boomer chad shit like owning a garage

now

sadboi probably an egg definitely a pansexual sigting in front of "SOME GIZMO" playing minecraft next to a monster energy drink, with a crying statue of liberty doing an "are u winning son"

cartoonist self caricature saying WHINECRAFT

pencil drawing of a hot alt girl with short hair and a choker and a shirt thats only on one shoulder

* LOOKS
AT YOU
GAYLY*

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 19/03/2026

omg guys they found it, its real, the beach that makes u old:

photo of a grey rocky beach with a garfield shaped corded phone, and the following caption:

For over 30 years, Garfield shaped telephones kept washing up on Brittany's beaches in France. In 2019, locals and cleanup volunteers finally found the source, a broken shipping container wedged inside a sea cave since a storm in the 1980s, leaking phones out at low tide.

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 18/03/2026

okay the implication im low testosterone beta male ig i can abide but ill never forgive my friends for making it think im both a hipster and an elder millennial 😤 on the other hand wait a sec is this actually official merch that kinda rocks

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 17/03/2026

its eighty six degrees in san francisco california rn and that means weve got a different top shortage than usual: all my t-shirts are either crops or look like i bought them at spencers in 2006 or both. guess its wear ur dress to work week for tess?

a girl in a floral dress and obnoxiously huge plastic frame sunglasses with reddish brown lenses, u can see a tiffany blue timex automatic watch on her wrist

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 08/03/2026

idk what that means but i showed this post to my gf and she instructed me to reply with this? shes a foxgirl so maybe u know her idk how that works

a series of texts

You're really going to diminish your throughput that way

Those pairs are twisted for a reason

Ethernet Patch Cable

Ethernet Crassover Cable

Look at how much fucking work that would be too

Very silly. Hate that post sincerely

I want to hit her

Hard

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 07/03/2026

wait uh can i just get a temperature check real quick: women um how do we feel about women my gut says im in favor but im not rly in the business of forming opinions without checking to see if anyone hot agrees first

a silly but still fuckable girl with curly blonde hair and a septum, goofy purple heart shaped sunglasses over eyes with half a bottle of mascara poured onto them, lipstick coated lips half open with tongue sticking out a teensy bit, baggy black shirt with a green wireframe drawing of billie eyelash, white on black floral patterned cardigan, a fold necklace and an obsidian necklace

shes cute but probably trouble u should keep scrolling

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 05/03/2026

east baes: come out to ruby room tomorrow night! she's gonna be mixing vhs tapes and mp3s on av equipment thats older than me i know you love that shit dont lie youre on bluesky

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 04/03/2026

dw i requested him but not before updating my facebook pfp (for the first time since Before 🙈) using their stupid ai thing to this unholy monstrosity

a DEEPLY UNSETTLING ai slop of someone who looks kind of like me but with even messier hair and even smaller tits wearing some sort of quilted jacket bundled tight, in front of a bombed out apocalyptic scene. this was meta's first suggestion for me.

YIKES AMIRITE

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