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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈

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human is @tesseract.bsky.gay, but looking for a daddy. will only dm you if you are eating tasty food! then maybe you will share with your favorite little guy? i used to be a Good Boy before @bsky.gay radicalized me i have an ever increasing number of moms

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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 29/06/2026
SO PROUD OF MY CHILD HAPPY PRIDE
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i got,, 10 genders
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 06/06/2026
committing election fraud,, to become superintendent and add woke 3.0 back to school curricula
A ballot with extra liberace dore written in for superintendent
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 09/04/2026
hey siri how small and dumb do you have to be to avoid the dog draft
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 09/04/2026
every transition timeline be like
a pansexual chaser fuzzy boi, a small white dog, with a ton of long matted fur blocking his eyes and making it look like he has a huge beardsomehow the same dog except now he's tiny and looks like he got his life together and learned about ulta
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 06/12/2025
hey everyone this is extra your favorite cooking influencer i'm gonna tell you a long story about my childhood sprinkled with seo keywords and tracking cookies but right after that check out this great recipe i found online
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 29/11/2025
....guilty 🤭
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 13/11/2025
wtf i am a lean mean cat chasing machine if i had no skills could i do THIS?? *burrows under covers and sleeps on the couch for the next 16hr with only short breaks to beg for food*
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 08/11/2025
guess what i dont miss having balls at alllllll but thats just boy stuff!!!!!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 08/11/2025
hello it is me extra america's favorite dog and the cutest snuggliest new mayor this side of the mississippi even though i am a dog who is a boy i will not stand or even sit for this blatant erasure of my friends my allies the girl dogs the doggirls the puppy girls and transdog community BARK
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 06/11/2025
@twinkdog.bsky.gay you're the best good job tag a dog who you want to be wife guys with
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 01/11/2025
i love when tess is on mdma because they she is 1/1 millionth as cuddly as me instead of her usual 1/1 billionth (these are great numbers most humans dont get anywhere close to even the latter! shes a very cuddly girl whose emotions are in constant need of support
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 31/10/2025
when i was a small dog my mother took me for some Walkies to pee on some trash cans she said son when you go home you'll support the emotions of the smokin' hot lowbies of the trans she said will you reskeet them their thirst traps and all their sleeping bangers the cum jokes they have made
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 31/10/2025
the feminine urge to end emails with 'i love you'
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I HAVE RECEIVED SOME ENDORSEMENTS: - the puppygirl instagram girl who made the song about barking - zohran mamdani - FDR's ghost who's since learned valuable lessons about transgender and not being racist to japanese people - ALL of tesseract's friends - SAPPHO OF LESBOS - luigi mangione
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VOTE FOR EXTRA: - 6 weeks mandatory leave for dog-napping incidents. renewed whenever the dog is sleepy. - i don't have any Nazi tattoos! not one! - the only website i've ever had an account on is bluesky - i'm a boy but my tiktok algorithm is entirely trans girls talking about their feelings
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 21/10/2025
THATS RIGHT BITCHES
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 17/10/2025
*AHEM* AS IF IVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED: tess, naked, surrounded by mostly-dead vapes and bags of haribos, eyes wild, staring at her phone for going on the tenth straight hour "just a sec extra, walkies soon, i just know this post is gonna be a banger it's gonna get six whole likes iknowitiknowitikn-"
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 05/09/2025
YAY
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 17/08/2025
GOOD MORNING FAGGOTS
a WHITE FLUFFY COCONUT DONUT BALL with a nose and long puppydog tongue and no eyes yawning in front of the hottest cube you know
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 23/06/2025
even better to be just a little guy who likes head scratches like me and @twinkdog.bsky.gay
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 24/06/2025
sorry puppygirl bottoms but this is what peak little spoon performance looks like none of you are on @twinkdog.bsky.gay's level and that's okay
girl - me, tesseract - wearing a floral t shirt and boyshorts lying in bed with a small white fluffy dog taking up THE ENTIRE PILLOW to little spoon like nobody has ever little spooned before
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 08/06/2025
i twink, therefore i am
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 02/07/2025
@twinkdog.bsky.gay thanks for trying! i'm still not fixed but maybe another 9000 hugs and i will be. everyone else, be like extra. he is a happy little guy.
a tesseract who is having a crappy day and a little white fluffy dog who is having the same wonderful day he always does because he is not afflicted with the curse of knowing what the senate is hugging
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 03/07/2025
poodle. or whatever my gay-ass rescue dog @twinkdog.bsky.gay is. girl poodles are the same. don't ask me why but i know. i know they yearn for that sweet sweet masculine embrace. bernese mountain dogs on the other hand? they're all about the ladies. the girls are huge dykes. i don't make the rules
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 04/07/2025
solidarity with the doggo community here, fireworks are like the LITERAL ONLY TIME my sweet chill little stoner of a dog extra (@twinkdog.bsky.gay) gets anxious and barks. DRONE SWARMS ARE WAY COOLER ANYWAY.
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 17/08/2025
GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT UNKNOWN TO DOGKIND
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 25/07/2025
this post is brought to you by @twinkdog.bsky.gay who wants to remind you that you deserve to take up just as teeny tiny of a cute little enclosed space as a cisdog like him does
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 25/07/2025
why yes i did just use klarna to purchase @twinkdog.bsky.gay a cozy little cave bed from instagram even though he has multiple perfectly good dog beds already no sorry i WILL be needing that sliding scale notaflof ticket any questions
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 28/07/2025
🥹🥹🥹 my blåhaj needs some more aquatic friends!! rn she is mostly in a confusing queerplatonic relationship with @twinkdog.bsky.gay
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 28/07/2025
the cat kind is wonderful!! but i loooove my weighted blanket. i don't sleep on it in my bed but i spend a lot of time under it on my couch when i'm having Feelings. my smol doggo @twinkdog.bsky.gay also looooves to get under it with me 😍
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tesserectile dysfunction🧡💜🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 02/08/2025
even if this sounds like who you want on my team you should probably reach out to my roommate @twinkdog.bsky.gay unless you specifically are looking for cube knowledge or sex otherwise i've got nothing on the master
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 04/06/2025
i'm literally soooo beautiful and charismatic and perfect if i only had thumbs and Executive Functioning like my friend tess here it would be so over for y'all i would eat all the steaks and also save america
a small white fluffy dog being careied in one hand. the dog is veeeerrrry happy because he is eating a steak bone! from a steak!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 23/06/2025
celebrating neuroqueer pride by sunbathing next to tesseract's mostly-dead plant and pile of unread radical transsexual literature #goodboy #ally #ideserveatreat
the cutest dog you've ever seen, a smol white fluffy poodle mix or something, sunbathing in the window next to a mostly-dead plant and a pile of books including WHIPPING GIRL and CORPSES FOOLS AND MONSTERS
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 23/06/2025
THANK U BESTIE tess is NOT kidding here guys but fortunately for xem i am EXTREMELY CLINGY
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 09/06/2025
DAMN RIGHT IT IS
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 08/06/2025
i twink, therefore i am
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 04/06/2025
i'm literally soooo beautiful and charismatic and perfect if i only had thumbs and Executive Functioning like my friend tess here it would be so over for y'all i would eat all the steaks and also save america
a small white fluffy dog being careied in one hand. the dog is veeeerrrry happy because he is eating a steak bone! from a steak!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 02/06/2025
this is what i look like btw i forgot my rainbow leash for these Walkies but hopefully it is very clear from my appearance that i am very gay and very proud!
a small dog with pink ears and a purple harness sitting looking up nicely at the camera FOR ONCE
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 02/06/2025
is Bodie single? lemme just say ...woof. sorry for some monday morning thirst everyone but it IS pride after all! also @tesseract.bsky.gay hasn't filled my bowl despite me making cute eyes i am being oppressed
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 02/06/2025
terfs have such dark horrible souls that even total lapdog snuggle sluts like me would bark at them and refuse to cuddle. this is a very big insult in littledog world, usually saved for cats and corgis!!!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 02/06/2025
okay as long as they let me be the chief poppers inspector we can agree to peacefully coexist
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 02/06/2025
what can i say, plushies go nuts for me
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THATS RIGHT EVERYONE ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOUD BEST BELIEVE IM THE KIND OF TWINK WHO CELEBRATES THAT SHIT FOR LIKE A FULL MONTH MY NAME IS *LITERALLY* EXTRA I EXPECT A PARADE AND LOTS OF DELICIOUS MEATS @bsky.gay
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 18/05/2025
GOTTA GO FAST
A screenshot of a “Sonic Syndrome Test” result graphic, styled like a personality chart. The chart is divided into seven segments, each labeled with a Sonic the Hedgehog character and a mental health condition:
	•	Sonic (ADHD): 100%
	•	Amy Rose (Dependent): 100%
	•	Knuckles (OCPD): 15%
	•	Dr. Eggman (Narcissistic): 35%
	•	Metal Sonic (Schizoid): 0%
	•	Tails (Anxiety): 0%
	•	Shadow (PTSD): 0%

At the bottom, text reads: “Tied Results: You’re a Sonic mashup, blending top traits!” The chart is colorful, with blue and pink segments (Sonic and Amy) being the most prominent. Each character’s face appears next to their respective segment.
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TAKE IT FROM THIS MIDDLE AGED GAY WHOS JUST AS CUTE AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS TWENTY TWO IN DOG YEARS: this doesn't work for you humans. sorry. this is good advice @youths: because you cannot stop twink death; he kindly stops for you youtu.be/yrQHOuAMzG4?...
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ok so this might sound a little bit racist and you might try to cancel me but HEAR ME OUT OKAY CORGIS ARE EVIL THEY ARE MEAN TORY DOGS FRIENDS WITH THE ENGLISH ROYALS AND ARE COPS WHO STEAL SAUSAGES FROM CHILDREN ok i would do the last one too: im a middle aged gay i HATE kids, LOVE sausage
 a police scene at night with officers in uniform walking on a crowded street. In the foreground, a police corgi wearing a harness appears to be pulling a sausage from a child’s hand. An inset image shows the same corgi sitting proudly in its harness. The caption at the bottom reads: “China’s first police corgi steals sausage from child.”
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 14/05/2025
did i get some FOLLOWERS?? hello my best friends!! i love you forever unquestionably and would love to respectfully snuggle in your laps!!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 14/05/2025
what can i say??? i'm all about bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that little snoot into your face when it's time to go Outside!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔑𝔞𝔰 𝔢𝔛𝔱𝔯𝔞 🐶🤠𓍯🏳️‍🌈 @twinkdog.bsky.gay · 08/05/2025
i would do anything for treats i would do aaaaanything for treats i would do aaaaanyyyyythiiiing for treats but i wonnnnnntttt take a bath
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