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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you ever get a chance to see @sparksofficial.bsky.social live, I can recommend you do. Wear knee supports though, you will dance a lot. They were awesome.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

So the US has hosted 2 world cup finals, which have also been the absolute shittest finals in history. I honestly thought nothing could be as bad as '94.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Everything satisfyingly punched out and bagged. Now, if I can just figure out how to fit it all back into the box...

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My box of Old King's Crown arrived today and managed to avoid getting rained on. Almost gave myself a hernia picking it up. My word @theoldkingscrown.bsky.social , what an absolute beauty!

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Let's see what this new HBO thing is... Well that all looks so so, so far but... Wait a minute ... IT HAS EXCALIBUR! OMG

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The bitter sweet moment of having the rugby on the BBC, not ITV, but that Jonathan Davies will be part of the commentary team. Still not ITV though, so a small win

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

"this is a new thing we have made" No, it's an old thing that you've given a different name to in the hope that no one notices your grifting.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I was introduced to "meal prepping" videos. It seems Influencers (is that right?) are going big on food prepping and ideas thereof... YOU'RE MAKING A FUCKING PACKED LUNCH! Don't think a fancy new word or phrase, like middle management wankers the world over, makes it edgy. IT'S A PACKED LUNCH!

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I'm surprised they wrote a hit musical about Diddy David Hamilton #totp

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

We missed one return by a couple of minutes and they weren't bothered as they said the train was delayed a bit 😁

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

But the NS advance tickets being slots rather than individual trains was a revelation.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I didn't use OV app, a few people said it was a hot mess, hopefully they've improved it. Might be why I couldn't use cards to tap, but using a phone was fine.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

If you haven't found it already, 9292 is good at planning journeys and but crap at anything else. NS app rocks, as do the cheap advanced tickets.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Perfect album 90s that isn't blah blah (would never have named them anyway)... Don't take my word for this one, go listen to it.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

The first of these I can absolutely get behind. *That opening bit, though. I'd never have considered any of those bands anyway (I know you copied it, no blame attributed)

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

This evening's office comes courtesy of having attended a university attached to a cathedral. Carols at the Minster.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Plenty of possible witnesses to the foul deeds. Well, at least their somehow-still-living heads

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Prompting the thing Runequest is most famously known for: Everyone arguing as to why their character is definitely NOT the closest to the person who fumbled a combat roll.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Not the only fumble of the night, folks. Not even the only 100 of the night. Not even Jim's only fumble of the night...

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

You can keep them in your cheek pouches for later.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Watching The Hundred (is it cricket?) Any player with a mullet should be 5 penalty runs, and another 5 if they have a stupid 'tache. It was a shit haircut back in the day, it has not improved.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

"shall we have a go at it now, sir?"

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Does she have to be dead? Will "annoying and a bit racist" count?

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I got lost in the setting, wonderfully written. You're going to run it, you say...?

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

You need a recognised spinner. *Digs around in garage for dusty kit bag...

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Middle stump removed for gentlemen. One for the kids, there.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I'm not filling in the RIDDOR forms after what happened at the end.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Was it Rougemont Castle wine that "gets around"? I may have dreamt the whole advert. God, Brian Wilson was brilliant.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Guaranteed floor-filler at the SU 80s nights (it was only 1992 then)

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Runequest has us with 2 people away @jaje7406.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social , but we travel on regardless with @jimjimthegrim.bsky.social and @viscountjonkeer.bsky.social 4 rolls made so far: Fail Special Big 100 fumble 01 crit Rollercoaster!!!

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I once saw Brachiating Gymnast support The Fall in 1989

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

When I moved to London I ended up living about a mile away from Selhurst Park during the Wright and Bright days. I never went to a game. Wally. Anyway, c'mon you Eagles!

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Also, when the weather forecast is on: Stav Danaos, Stav Danaos, Stav Danaos, Stav Danaos, Stav Danaos, Stav Danaos. Oh oh oh Stav Danaos. What's the weather Stav Danaos Now it's in your head too. Thank you.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

A bad election for the Tories? Well, they've got "Poundland village idiot" Chris Philp on TV to defend it.

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Tess drinks tea @tessdrinkstea.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I only fumbled once - small improvement.

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