Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I’m in her pretending to cum, call that a deep fake. #sex 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Just popped a 100 mg melatonin before a 10 hour roadtrip. That family of 5 in the red SUV ain’t gonna know what hit em. #tesla 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I love a bad bitch with a lazy eye. Like okay girl, I’m over here!!!! 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The only ethical use of #AI is to write cover letter, because that shit is stupid. 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Your sneaky link live 45 min from you? That’s a booty adventure not a booty call. 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Meat in one hand, feminist literature in the other. What a night! 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Elon actually had the same mustache too, but he shaved clean because trump doesn’t like his asshole tickled. 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY someone spoon me or I’ll shit myself 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/01/2025The conversations between Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers must be so melancholy 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Do you think trump cups Elons balls when he does it at least? 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Trump is sworn in to being a massive cunt again 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Some of yall are 22 yo and poly, like girl did you even give monogamy a chance?? #love 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 30/12/2024RIP Jimmy Carter You’ll never get to shake that big young ass in the club ever again 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Elon Musk (ceo) is a spineless, heartless and dickless prick. He is not the president, no matter how many dry handjobs he gives to trump. He is not a leader, he is not a father and he most certainly isn’t a good person. He does not care about Americans, he only cares about money and eating trump ass 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Imagine the drones are aliens and they just love jersey shore fr #newjerseydrones 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Colonial Kernel These are pronounced the same, that’s stupid. 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Spotify wrapped is awesome. Like yes girl…you listened to Ethel Cain for 78 hours this year! Get back on those meds! 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Humanity would be so productive if we didn’t get horny 100
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Now that I’m grown up, we need to bring back fighting and stampedes on Black Friday. I don’t even want the 60’ TV, I wanna throat punch a 55 year old that planned this shopping trip three weeks ago. #blackfriday 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 29/11/2024We were able to make it uglier #tesla #ugly #car 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The wattpad bitches woulda loves AI back in 2013. Yall would had Draco and Donkey Kong making out and shit . 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Our car can tell when you vape. The AI will ask if it can have a puff. 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Me when they ask about my daily poop schedule 020
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m betting on sports for the first time tonight. I put $500 on Jared McCain being cute and also the best player on his team as a rookie. #nba 020
Reposted by Tesla Offical✮⋆˙Sunny⋆˚꩜｡ @puppydogcottage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 116129401755
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 21/11/2024If you showed a pilgrim lil yachty song Broccoli, I think they’d die 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Dr. Oz is in Trump‘s cabinet? Kind of suspicious that Wicked is coming out soon, just saying. 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Since trump is nominating any person with a mouth and has been on TV. Here is my suggestion for AG. #mattgaetz 030
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024*has sex for the first time* You stole my valor 😩🙂↕️❤️ 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Trump wants to ride our big rocket, lowkey gay 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’m up. Who tryna use my AI to run into a semi truck???? 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Gonna go to sleep now. If one of you curvy goth bitches wanna be in my dreams, that’d be appreciated. Goodnight pookies. 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 19/11/2024School don’t need God. They need dog (god spelled backwards for you liberals.) get a dog in that bitch. #god #oklahoma 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 19/11/2024It’s hard being the most snatched bitch at the RuneScape irl meetup 000
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Do yall think Elon is topping trump? Or is he a bottom? 010
Tesla Offical @teslaoffcial.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Owning a cybertruck is synonymous with being the worst person you know. #facts 000
